Star Wars tonight!
I'm a loser.

[size=l]Happy Graduation to me![/size]

This morning while I was looking out my bathroom window I discovered I have some new neighbors. The mommy likes to sit on or in the circle pipe, and the daddy likes to sit next to her or on the window sill. I hope they are safe in those pipes. I also hope the babies are born before I move out.

Mommy:


Daddy:


Sleeping family:

I understand what (e:paul) and (e:ajay) are saying and we HAVE put a block on it. What makes me mad is that I have no job and am living on my college loans trying to pay for my internet service, and someone else is using it for free, who is 45-years-old and has a job. I'm not about to knock on someone's door that I don't know and say, "Oh, by the way, you've been using my internet sertvice for the last year and you owe me $250." And regarding the police, I'm pretty sure they have enough man-power to take a 5 minute phone call and answer a question for us, which is all that we needed.

Climax, NY:


We found out today that someone in our building has been using our internet service through our wireless router. That makes me mad. We called Adelphia, who told us to call the police, who told us to call the FBI, who told us to file a complaint online, who called us back and said there is nothing they can do. So, we are logging their activity (yes, we know how to block them, but we just want to make sure we have proof) and I called our landlord and I will ask him what to do probably tomorrow. I want to go knock on his door, cuz this guy was dumb enough to set up his connection with his whole name, so we know which apartment he lives in, but I think we will wait. Why are people sleazebags and why do I always find them?

sometimes a pet owner has no other options besides using a sticky lint roller on their beloved companion

Seriously....we can make it all go away. No more news, no more court, no more property leins...all you have to do is pay. And stop giving us the bullshit lie that you have nothing to do wtih Semper LLC. Get over yourself, we are not as stupid as you wish we were.
Paying us back our money = No more problems for you

I'm debating on whether or not I should share this with my Juniors...


Bill Gates recently gave a speech at a High School about 11 things they did not and will not learn in school.
He talked about how feel-good, politically correct teachings created a generation of kids with no concept of reality and how this concept set them up for failure in the real world.

Bill Gate's Speech ..............

Rule 1: Life is not fair - get used to it!

Rule 2: The world won't care about your self-esteem. The world will expect you to accomplish something BEFORE you feel good about yourself.

Rule 3: You will NOT make $60,000 a year right out of high school. You won't be a vice-president with a car phone until you earn both.

Rule 4: If you think your teacher is tough, wait till you get a boss.

Rule 5: Flipping burgers is not beneath your dignity. Your Grandparents had a different word for burger flipping! - they called it opportunity.

Rule 6: If you mess up, it's not your parents' fault, so don't whine about your mistakes, learn from them.

Rule 7: Before you were born, your parents weren't as boring as they are now. They got that way from paying your bills, cleaning your clothes and listening to you talk about how cool you thought you were. So before you save the rain forest from the parasites of your parent's generation, try delousing the closet in your own room.

Rule 8: Your school may have done away with winners and losers, but life HAS NOT. In some schools they have abolished failing grades and they'll give you as MANY TIMES as you want to get the right answer. This doesn't bear the slightest resemblance to ANYTHING in real life.

Rule 9: Life is not divided into semesters. You don't get summers off and very few employers are interested in helping you FIND YOURSELF. Do that on your own time.

Rule 10: Television is NOT real life. In real life people actually have to leave the coffee shop and go to jobs.

Rule 11: Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one.

Today, all by myself, without anyone telling me, I cleaned.
This never ever happens.
I was so motivated to clean, that I even bought myself a little filing cabinet.
RJ was so shocked that he wrote it on the calendar.

my presents

the new Bambi:


a business folder:


4 different colored martini glasses:


Flight of the Navigator on DVD:


and a charm bracelet watch: