Category: dreams

11/29/04 10:52 - ID#26843

frozen baby

i dreamed that i had a baby but i wasn't ready for a baby yet so i put it in the freezer. a couple days later i decided i could handle having a baby, so i took her out to thaw. i was worried because it was taking a long time and i had to go to the bookstore, so i took the frozen baby with me. it took a really long time and i was worried because the ice was melting but the baby wasn't moving. eventually she opened her eyes. she wriggled around a lot like a kitten. i told my dad, "i didn't know you could freeze humans like you freeze chicken." he laughed because i was so ignorant.

Permalink: frozen_baby.html
Words: 125
Location: Buffalo, NY

Category: dreams

11/28/04 12:12 - ID#26842

dream

I was on some sort of game show with 8 contestants. We all had our own turtle and we had to flush the turtles down toilets at exactly the same time. The turtle would move along, unharmed, through a series of clear pipes and basins. Whichever turtle popped out at the end first was the winner. My turtle came in second place.

Permalink: dream.html
Words: 64
Location: Buffalo, NY

Category: games

11/21/04 02:47 - ID#26841

long lazy day

I played Second Life all day today.
I'm not exaggerating.
I think I played for like 10 hours total.

Permalink: long_lazy_day.html
Words: 18
Location: Buffalo, NY

Category: school

11/17/04 11:44 - ID#26839

i do not heart Buff State parking

I drove to school this morning.
There was no parking.
So I went to the post office and did an errand.
Then I went back to school and there still were no parking places.
I refused to park all the way across Grant Street and then walk to the exact opposite end of campus (Bacon Hall) to a class I hate, so I went back home.

Permalink: i_do_not_heart_Buff_State_parking.html
Words: 69
Location: Buffalo, NY

11/14/04 05:59 - ID#26838

productivity report

Today I:
- completed a really difficult lesson plan
- cleaned the rabbit poop
- vacuumed the living room
- took the garbage out
- did the dishes
- cleaned the kitchen counters
- wrapped a packge for the mail
- defrosted the freezer

Permalink: productivity_report.html
Words: 47
Location: Buffalo, NY

11/12/04 10:16 - ID#26837

bad day

the atm at the bank was broken
I had a wicked time parking this morning
my car broke down tonight
I sat in gum
RJ almost saw what I am buying him for Christmas cuz I left it open on my screen
I have cramps
I couldn't get the colors in my journal to change

Permalink: bad_day.html
Words: 59
Location: Buffalo, NY

11/12/04 01:02 - ID#26836

from the mouth of our leader

during a live news conference today I heard George W. say, "If you're true to democracy you listen to the people and not to your own desires."

Yeah right.

Permalink: from_the_mouth_of_our_leader.html
Words: 32
Location: Buffalo, NY

11/12/04 12:08 - ID#26835

movie time

I just saw the movie "The Incredibles."
It was incredible.

Permalink: movie_time.html
Words: 14
Location: Buffalo, NY

11/11/04 04:34 - ID#26834

Paul

"The Kiss" by Tanya Chalkin

Permalink: Paul.html
Words: 30
Location: Buffalo, NY

11/11/04 12:57 - ID#26833

silly rabbit, trix are for kids

Today. 4:30 am.
RJ gets out of bed to use the potty. He comes back in the room a few minutes later and exclaims, "I can't find Ruby!"
I react with lightning speed, jumping out of bed and turning the light on, "What? Where is she? What do you mean you can't find her? Where could she go?"
We search all over, looking in her usual hiding places, but she is no where. I begin to panic, in my half-asleep state, thinking, "She didn't just disappear, did she? She couldn't have gotten out the door all by herself."
Finally RJ finds her, behind the couch, in between the wall and the big coily steam furnace. She was stuck back there. She got back there in the dark and couldn't figure out how to come back into the room on her own. The poor little bunny was scared. We had to shoo her out of the hole.
RJ pushed the couch back toward the wall a few inches, just to be sure. We stood around watching her, and sure enough she went right back there. What was she thinking? So, we had to stuff a pillow between the walls and the couch.
My bunny is a crackhead.

Permalink: silly_rabbit_trix_are_for_kids.html
Words: 209
Location: Buffalo, NY

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