(e:amanda) wants me to post this so ahhh, im not gonna get into details in fact it might not even make since, but this is to show just how incredibly stupid i am and the mess my stupidity gets me into.

ok, so yesterday was interesting day, 2 practices in the morning then we ran stairs at 4:00 then we had a fun little apartment rumble consisting of my roommate and i bitching out one of the girls in the other room for leaving the apartment go to hell over the break, no seriously, it was disgusting. ok so then around 9:15 i get ready for bed, make my lunch for, well, today, and then all hell breaks loose

now here is where it gets kinda sick and disgusting, don't read on if you feel you don't have the stomach for it, but go ahead of you wanna know what a moron i am!

so, w/o really getting into too much on the subject, yesterday was the first time i have used a tampon. well i have tried before but somehow failed, i don't know... im not really into them, but with all our practices and stuff right now, i figured it was time to start.

so the stupidity comes in...
you may or may not be familiar with the anatomy of a tampon, but for this story all you need to know is that the one i was using, like many out there have an applicator (either cardboard or plastic) to guide the actual tampon in... but it is not supposed to go "in" itself!!!!

well I AM STUPID!!! because i put it in. in all of my determination to actually figure it out how to use it this time and not fail anymore, i forgot how the damn things work.

well as you could guess, around bedtime when i went to get this little contraption out of me, i discovered my mistake... TOO LATE, STUPID!!! the cardboard had already turned mushy, but the tampon itself came out just fine. unfortunately leaving this cardboard in me. so in my efforts to get that out after it starts to tear, DAMN IT!!!

so at 9:15 pm, with the campus health clinic closed, my only real option was to go to the ER to get this thing out, (but i am leaving other events that occurred at that time out just because i need to forget about them... ahhh, i can't believe i walked in on that)

so of course the ER is full of people , and really now what's the seriousness of cardboard stuck in a vagina??? ahhhh, but the triage part was funny with me trying to explain to a male nurse what i did... hehehehehe

but so after sitting in the waiting room for 4 hours i was finally put in a room, and to avoid any more graphic details, the 1 doctor on staff finally saw me at 3:15 and i was released at 3:30... that's all im gonna say about that 8*

now the stupid thing wouldnt be so bad if it wasnt for the fact that i had only gotten 2 hours of sleep to go row 2 practices and then do a body circuit. so i had to let my coach know i only had 2 hours of sleep so i wouldnt be messing up practice for others, and of course explaining it to her was quite awkward, even though all i told her was that i was in the ER till 3:30... from problems with a tampon. well at least i didn't have to explain the problems to her, she probably thinks i got TSS or something.

so all else went well today, ahh, no it didn't , our boat ran over a dog today... A LIVE DOG!!! we tried to stop in time but we just nicked the back of him, he was playing frisbee w/ some dude and i guess didn't realize a fast moving boat was heading his way... poor dog, but he was ok, carried on playing as we rowed away.

OH OH OH!!! and i too, although don't like Starbucks either, tried that chocolate drinking (e:mike) and (e:amanda) were talking about. i actually had it w/ amanda. it was sooo chocolaty, insane... kinda tasted like i was eating/drinking warm brownie batter. it was soo rich, and i don't even like chocolate, but still, i have to admit it was tasty.

ok, that's it for now, i hope you enjoyed my stupidity... boy, it's long, if you read all the way down to here, i feel sorry for you ;) hehehehe

ahhhh, why on earth am i gonna post this??? i really shouldn't... its sooo embarrassing :( oh well, here goes, (e:amanda), you better like this ;)

so i got back to miami late last night, plane trouble and all... and went to our first day of our 8 hell days of winter training. the practices were as to be expected, but i totally got burned!!!! i tried to get some color before i went home a month ago and got nothing, but now I'm just rowing and i burn the hell out of my face and yes, i aquired quite a farmer tan as well... i've got thered half arms and 3/4th legs, oh and can't forget the white feet from the socks... ahhh, i even have a mark from my watch!!! this is crazy. well i tried to take a pic of my face but you can't really see the burn all that well and its all shiny from all the aloe i put on it, but this it what the bright sun in sunny miami in early january did to me ;)

well i guess the bills aren't gonna be going to the superbowl this year :( and what makes their loss even worse is the fact that the jets just lost which would have given them a spot in the playoffs... :( well no more crying tonight i guess, we still have next year...
THE BILLS ARE GONNA WIN THE SUPERBOWL 2006!!!!!!!! :)

so i took the OC "which character are you?" quiz and this is what i got

You are Seth Cohen!

Seen by some as a geek, you're actually a really smart and extremely funny person. Unfortunately, you're also kinda awkward and goofy, which makes you an easy target for bullies. Your lack of self-confidence always leaves you stunned when someone of the opposite sex finds you cute.

ahhh, so im sitting on my bed... (that's where my comp is and all) and i start to hear some snooring... COMING FROM UNDER MY BED!!! ahhhh, what's snoring under my bed??? it's such a mess under there, there isn't even room for my little doggie to fit under there... yet i hear it... and i had my brother come in just now and he too heard it... it was louder than the tv show i was watching... ahhhhh, i don't wanna look, BUT WHATS UNDER MY BED???? :(

so i've never really done thie whole new years resolutions thing... never really got into it, always thought it was a bit stupid... people always talk about "losing 15 lbs this year" or "reuniting w/ long lost friends," or any of the "stop smoking, drinking, biting nails," well i think those are silly, you should just do them, don't waste a whole year focusing on them. well this year i have indeed come up w/ a few possible new years resolutions w/ the help of (e:amanda) they are in no particular order
if you feel any apply to you, feel free to take on the challenge, i still have a few days to choose from the list, wish me luck...

1. to not get piss ass drunk in the presence of my parents
2. to stop participating in little web-cam activities on AIM
3. to not let short little strange men drag me out of a bar and into some alley for hours
4. to not have sex w/ my professor's son on the days i have class w/ his father
5. to not get in fist fights w/ my aunts and uncles at family weddings
6. to limit my alcohol intake to no more than 5 drinks before 9 AM mass
7. to stop stalking people on "Thefacebook.com"
8. to not throw up on the cops after they say "now Julie, don't throw up on me, ok?"
9. to get a job that doesn't involve turning tricks from 1-5 am 6 nights a week
10. to stop wishing i would have gotten him when I had my chance and to finally move on...

well there i go... now i need to pick one, or two, or all of em even...
I'll figure something out, have a Happy New Years everyone!!!!

WOW!!! LOOK!!!!! AMANDA'S HERE NOW!!!!
how exciting!!!!

and i got rid of the hairy butt pic, now ya gotta look at my dumbass face ;)

I think i could have almost died...
i was driving home (hamburg) from amanda's house (williamsville) in my mom's big, dumb mini van.
i hate that thing, the wheel alignment is all off and the left headlight is all crooked...
and the windshield wipers SUCK!!! especially with the salt from the roads.
so I'm driving along the 290 and then the 90 and at first its ok, i cleaned off the windshield before i left her house with some snow and i knew there was still some antifreeze/window washer fluid left, but stupid cars have to go passing me at 3:00 in the morning and of course their tires decide to spit up onto my just cleaned windshield... so after i can't see the white dashed lines anymore, i decide its time to use the antifreeze, but it was sooo cold the stuff hit the windshield and froze. can you believe it, anitifreeze, freezing, crazy, eh??? well you can imagine, the visability didn't get much better except for this tiny little spot right in the middle on the bottom of the window so of course i had to get the rest of the way home peering through this little peep hole. i survived, but it was scary.
I'm not gonna say it, but if you know me or anything about me, you know exactly what i would like to say right now... BUT I'M NOT SAYING IT!!!!!!!!!!
have a good night, my bed is calling for me ;)

i no longer have my white spandex and bra on my head user pic... but now you can see my big hairy butt!!!!
(no, its not really my butt, but it would be cool it if was ;))