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09/16/2006 19:11 #25876

So What's The Story?
Category: city
The man and I went on a walk today through the neighborhood and wandered into the museum at the corner of North and Elmwood.

I'm a little confused.

In this giant building there are about 16 podiums with a single exhibit in each of some sort of aerospace memorabilia. Is this really an efficient use of space?

Is this building used for anything else?

Anyone that knows anything please let me know...


... and on another note- If anyone has a nice church pew that they no longer need and is willing to let it go... please let me know too!

Thanks!


uncutsaniflush - 09/16/06 23:27
"Is this really an efficient use of space?"

Nope, and that is the beauty part of it. The value of art is in its uselessness.

As to efficient use of space, how big is your house or apartment?

In some parts of the world, anything over 375 sq. ft. for two people is considered wasted space.

And the Japanese think that renting a high-tech coffin with a mattress and tv and internet serves the same purpose as a Motel 6.

The concept of wasted space is very subjective - both culturely and historically.
terry - 09/16/06 20:12
That is an extension of an already existing manuscript museum, Karpeles, at 453 Porter. They just got the space not too long ago (it used to house the Christian Scientists I believe) so I bet they are still working to build their collection. Actaully the space they already have is also never very filled, maybe that's just how they do things? Apparently there's the Egyptian Scarabs exhibit there now, could be interesting...

09/08/2006 13:26 #25875

Attack!!!
Category: street
What's with all the bees this year? My car gets coated in pollen and sap on the new street and I gain 20 new little bee buddies that hang out with me all day. I've failed to mention that I am terribly allergic to bees and this is not cool!

I had to get my car washed yesterday and they did a cruddy job- But at least it washed most of the sap away. I think I'm down to 8 bee buddies today.

...another rant... What's with the jerk across the street that continues to park his car in the middle of a spot that can clearly fit two cars? I feel like printing up slips on parking ticket orange paper that have only the word "Inconsiderate" on it. I wonder if he would get the point?

...Done with the rants, now back to work... Big party this weekend, gotta rest up!
lifeasadream - 09/11/06 11:50
That's where I had my car washed. It cost me $8 with my gas...

It's tough to dish out cash to a place that just hoses your car with a pressure washer, but I no longer have a driveway to wash a car in.

In the end I only tipped the kid $1 because he put some sort of lumpy paste on my tires and left dirty rag residue all over my windows.

I'll go back today and have it rewashed under their 5 day policy... this time I'll ask him not to wipe my windows dry!
kookcity2000 - 09/11/06 00:33
ever get a wash at the Delta Chronic?

They do a pretty good job but its hard to tip the kid at the end when you just paid >$20 for a fucking *car wash*
libertad - 09/08/06 21:32
i like the idea.
joshua - 09/08/06 18:35
Hmm, it didn't happen to be a red car w/a cracked windshield did it? Haha.
jason - 09/08/06 13:37
Yeah I noticed the bees. They congregated around the Jeep's windshield! I don't get it. Maybe there just isn't enough food for all of them.

09/07/2006 17:15 #25874

I don't want your stinkin' fees!
I ordered a coffee table last week. They were going to charge me $50 to deliver it, $50 to put it together, and $45 for a three year insurance plan. My coffee table only cost $120, but I got it marked down to $80 because it was tagged wrong in the store.

I have to wonder what the sales person was thinking when he offered me $145 worth of services on an $80 purchase. Is it required for salespeople to offer useless options to customers?

I worked as a flooring specialist for several years. We were required to offer service plans and insurance on carpet purchases- but sometimes they are useful, but only for the right dollar invested. I would have never offered someone a two hundred dollar plan on a three hundred dollar purchase. I'm not stupid, and I would never offend someone in that way.

So I go to the warehouse today to pick up my table and I hand the attendant my sales slip, and he disappears for fifteen minutes. He comes back with his face beet red with an enormous box on a moving dolly. I was thinking that there is no way that could be my little coffee table, but more importantly- I was thinking there is NO way that enormous box is going to fit in my car!

$50 delivery fee on a $80 table. Is this for real? I wasn't going to be having any of that! So the brilliant Toyota car manufactures saw this one coming. They built my car with a fully collapsible back seat, and an opening under the rear speakers juuuuust big enough to fit this box in! Thank you Toyota! The attendant was laughing. He didn't think it was going to fit in the car... Good times... Good times.

It leads me to my thought for the day. Would this furniture manufacturer make its packaging too big for the actual product just so the customer would have to pay a delivery fee? No... It can't be... Not in the age of too big cars and SUV's... Never.

I am now going to sit in a quiet area and write Toyota a nice, hand written(in perfect cursive) thank you note for being so intuitive to my cars needs!



Oh yeah- Almost forgot! The coffee table went together in under 10 minutes and looks great in my living room!

joshua - 09/08/06 11:33
Um... Paul what that kid did was definitely shady and if his boss knew about it, would probably get him fired. Also remember that if its not the company that is technically delivering your product that the company will not be liable for theft or damages. I would never do it.
jenks - 09/07/06 20:08
That's why I love ikea. My car is teensy-weensy, but I can fit tons of stuff from ikea in there.
And, I LOVE putting stuff together. I would probably pay people NOT to assemble it for me. :)
paul - 09/07/06 18:50
The other day at FWS some woman wanted to have something delivered and the store clerk said that the store charges $60 to deliver the item, but that he would deliver to her himself for $25. It seemed weird that a clerk would be allowed to undercut his employer but made me wonder if I should be asking about "udner the table" kind of services like that in the future.

09/06/2006 22:46 #25873

Is Three a Crowd?
Category: naughty
Have you ever been approached about being in a threesome?

I just was.

That was an interesting conversation.
metalpeter - 09/07/06 20:05
Well that makes you the 2nd (e:strip) girl that has been offered that and post about it. Why don't two girls ever offer me a threesome. I have never been aproached my self. Not sure if it is a crowd. One factor is if it was a guy and a girl, two guys or two girls. I can't say if you should go (or gone) with it or not. It all depends on your comfort level and how far the couple wants you to go and if you would be comfortable. Not to mention there are stright 3somes and bi 3somes with a guy and a girl. I say go for it if you think you might enjoy it.
jason - 09/07/06 01:23
A second comment, because I am just that fucking clever.

A friend of mine had a threesome with his girlfriend and some other miscellaneous bird in college. In the morning his girlfriend woke up to him giving said bird the ol' in out, in out. The girlfriend was none too pleased.

So what is the lesson? Avoid girlfriends.
jason - 09/07/06 01:15
Oh yes, all the time! HAH! Being a legend in my own mind and all.
paul - 09/07/06 00:04
mine too, five years now
terry - 09/06/06 23:41
hehe...my whole life's a threesome :)

09/05/2006 08:04 #25872

Traffic Criclescirclescircles...
Category: street
I need help.

I had a run in with a very angry driver last night on Delaware Ave. It wasn't pleasant. I had dropped a friend off at home around midnight last night and on the way home I almost got into two accidents. One of them was a lovely man who decided to run the stop light at Allen and Delaware, the second was... duh duh duuuuuh... the traffic circle! Gates Circle- I've always loved it, but I always hate driving around it. No matter what I do I almost get into an accident.

So here is the story.

Drop friend off out on Pearl Street. Turn around, come home Delaware. Avoid evil driver at Allen. Approach Gates Circle with four other cars. I have to turn down Lafayette and the other four cars are in both lanes going fast, obviously planning on continuing down Delaware. (MAP TO: 33%20GATES%20CIRCLE) I tried to get them all to pass me so I could have open access to the circle, but no. One evil driver decided to get on the inside of the circle. I had to stay on the outside and manage to get all the way over to Lafayette. Next thing I know I'm hearing his horn blaring in my ear. What a jerk. I understand that he thinks I'm to blame for my bad driving, but he obviously doesn't understand how difficult it can be to turn down this street.

Ok, my pity party is done. If anyone knows the actual traffic laws for traffic circles please share with me. The last thing I want right now is another ticket!
ladycroft - 09/06/06 14:12
interesting. i've never had an issue there. i love roundabouts. i think they make more sense without stop signs though.
enknot - 09/06/06 09:48
Oh man! Have I ever been waiting to tell someone these rules since it seems we have a multitude of traffic circles in this city and no one seems to know how to use them, so don't fret. You're not the only one.

[link=http://www.ehow.com/how_6655_drive-traffic-circle.html]Here[/link] is a link that has the general rules.

There's a traffic circle rule of thumb that'll save you in the circle if ever you’re not sure what to do; it goes: The further inside the circle you are the more right of way you have.

So, if someone's in there and you want on, you have to wait till you're sure you can get on without smashing them, and if someone's on the inside land and they want out, let them out. You're kind of in their blind spot so it would behoove you to be nice, and it the LAW!

The center lane's not that hard. If you're there and you need to get off just signal your intent (people forget they have turn signals when they get into traffic circles), move towards the outside and make your exit. The exit can come up fast so if you're getting off soon try and stay right and/or signal early. If you've no choice slow down and signal. The circle rule applies here so after signaling people should slow down or turn with you to let you out. If they don't, don't loose patience, since most times inside the circle people forget how to drive. Just give them some time and adjust. Break lights should work when you apply the breaks and people behind you typically pay attention to them at least.

See that wasn't so hard.
libertad - 09/05/06 21:49
Chances are you won't get a ticket in the city, unless it is for parking. Otherwise you just have to learn how to survive in the circle of death.
carolinian - 09/05/06 19:59
The first time I seriously drove around Buffalo after moving up here, I nearly got into an accident at that circle. For me, having cars approaching from the directions they did violated my usual expectations about how cars act.

I'm used to it now, but I try my best to cut around using Forest+Elmwood since that circle's more trouble than it's worth.
joshua - 09/05/06 11:07
I go through that circle every day on my way home from work - I believe that Gates Circle has stop signs on all four or five entry roads. The only rules as far as I know are to a)yield to the cars already in the circle before going in, and b)although this is unwritten - NEVER switch lanes once you are in the circle when its busy. If you know you are turning off rather quickly, make sure you are hugging right side before you enter the circle.