The other day at the coop I found all the bottoms of some asparagus tucked in the cereal isle. I went to tell a worker who jokingly (I hope) told me I didn't need to hide them, that they gladly cut off the wooden bottoms for customers who ask so that they don't have to pay for that part.
She even told the other cashier, those are the guys who hid the aparagusbin the cereal isle and laughed.
So now, even though it wasn't me, I now kind of want to ask for that each time for them to cut the bottoms off which is only going to make it seem more like it was me after all. It would essentially cut the price in half if you were to cook them right away when you got hone.
ME too! ME TWO!!!!