

They got married at the same castle as Tom and Katie Cruise. Everyone tacky and famous was there. Fergie with the Black Eyed Peas, Alicia Keys and Eric Clapton played. Paris Hilton was there, sigh. The only thing missing was that (e:mike) and I were left of the guest list as an apparent oversight. Someone needs to get fired.
But really oversights like that are to be expected on such a shoe string budget -- it only cost $5,000,000.
At first that figure seems shocking. Like $5,000,000 could feed or blow up a small country (depending who is doing the spending and if we deem the inhabitant terrorists or underprivileged). I know, I know - "its too much excess", "the rich gets richer while the poor get poorer" --- blah, blah, blah but then when you really think about it $5,000,000 seems really like a dollar store wedding for a father with a billion dollar fortune.
I mean guys making $40,000 give their daughters $10,000 - $20,000 weddings. I would expect this guy to at least throw a $20,000,000 wedding and that still really kind of thifty for his fortune. Maybe the problem is really just that nothing is expensive enough.
Sure every guest had Chateau Petrus wine at $6,500 a bottle but any self respecting billionaire dad would have had each guest a personal kegger of cristal.
In a way, the rich splurging like this is a good thing. Think about all the money that changed hands, how many people got paid. Its like we are finally seeing trickle down economics really pay off.
Congratulations on writing the best blog ever. It was witty and thoughtful from start to finish. I especially like when you mention each person should get their own keg of cristal.... I've actually drank an entire bottle and its not that amazing and I'm not sure we spelled it right...
I can't wait for your wedding (e:mike).
You could easily spend more on a wedding. Instead of renting a place ( how trashy! a used castle, puhlease!) you could definitely spend more by building your own place that has every dream amenity you ever wanted. And as wedding favors you could give everyone a boat or even better there own home or something if you really wanted to be fancy, complete with staffing!
That is so true!!!! How could we be left off the guest list? We are like Italian Royalty! What a cheap cheap man!
LOL, now you have totally ruined it for her!
This was definitely supposed to be funny. I thought it was hilarious. Glad someone else noticed.
Funny .... Not sure if you meant to be....