So Just to warn People a Bit yes I will be talking about sex and porno in this post, there won't be any pictures that is to bad oh well or maybe that is a good thing. I'm not saying you should or shouldn't read it..... Does anyone really read it and I do kinda wonder do people who aren't part of the site read it? In any event here goes I wish I could out line might make this better we shall see if this goes where I think it will go.... Yes down the alley with 2 Thai Lady boys now if that was only really the case HA!
Oh yeah also if I offend anyone I'm sorry I don't mean to.. There is nothing wrong with being gay or bi. Yes there are some sterotypes and hopefully I don't use any of them. Again I'm not bashing or attacking anyone here at all... So again if anyone does read this just finish and see if what I wrote makes any sense it may not....
The Place to start is with the Movie 300... I know I few people when it came out (sorry don't have the links to it) wrote reviews of it. Visually it was amazing. That aspect and not the story is what I want to point out. Yes wearing little trunks and having everyone be all cut and looking like body builders with killer abs is pretty macho and pretty bad ass.... But Come on isn't also a bit gay... If you can have a metal shield and sword why not armor why are you showing off the build and the wang when fighting men? But maybe all Gladiator are a bit gay. It would kinda make sense since I have heard some place gay sex as being "Greek Style".. But it also kinda fits with some of those famous lines from the Airplane movies "Ever been to a Turkish Prison" "Ever seen a grown man naked" and "Do you like Gladiator movies"... Or maybe they where pedophile jokes or both not sure...
Starz had this series Called Spartacus blood and sand. This season they are having a 6 episode season of stuff that happened before hand. So far the violence is great. The Sex and nudity is great.. Lucy Lawless doesn't look like Zena but wow she is hot and even better nude along with her friend (if anyone is a true friend on that show with all the betrayers is hard to know)... There is a story line that is good as well.. But back to the sex for a minute. That being said though this year unless I missed it there hasn't been any cock shown. For some that is a good thing. Last season it seemed like they showed a lot. There was this one scene where (I want to say lucreaia not sure if that is right) picks out a guy and she says the one with the horse cock and they show him... Not that I'm on the set measuring guys but It sure looked to me like flaccid he had around 8-9 inches .... I'm impressed wish I was hung like that a guy who could blow him self..... [There once was a man from Nantucket Whose cock was so long he could suck it, as he wiped off his chin he said with a grin "If my ear was a cunt I would Fuck it"]. Now I'm not giving away to much... There are a few (not sure whom) who know what I don't have... There are a few who know or have seen some of what I have.. There might even be a few
(e:peeps) that know exactly what I have not really sure on that last one ... For anyone of you in any sense of the word that know what you know that is fine and for people who don't I'm not posting any pictures or getting into it more then I have here.... I also won't be doing any charts or studies or anything else along those lines... Now there maybe some pictures out there someplace that have been seen on other sites but I kinda doubt it........
Ok Back to Spartacus... Last season there was war and fighting and the battle to be a Champion Gladiator.. So the violence was pretty good... But part of what made it so good is that it was driven by story and so many people turning on one another... Oh yeah and honor and wanting to not be a slave and wanting money and power and sex... Oh yeah the sex was really good.. Now so far this season is about How we got the fighters we had and how they got to the arena and again the story, sex and gore is great... I like how they make the blood look as opposed to the real look they have way to much to make it look that way. Yes there is two gay Gladiators but it isn't like they are looked down on and in both seasons there have been women with women or women watching men and women get it on... Again as though it is great or at least not negative...
One thing that I was thinking about trying for fun sometime just to see if it would work is (might not for me but sure it would for many ha, Well unless you are that persons lover then fail! HA) assuming I could find the time and the gallons of fluid to drink is: Watch the first season on Demand (13 episodes) that is a feat in its own.... But then to try and get off during the sex scenes... My Theory is that as hot as they are that it wouldn't work. My guess is that they are shot so that they are short so that they can have story and gore be the main thing.... If that is the reason you are watching then maybe you should be watching a porno instead and I think the show is trying to get away from that and show how great (from some perspectives) things where back then.......
Ok hope someone is still reading this not that they will ever talk to me again now Ha! Lets face it Porn is a huge business and there are very different kinds. Everyone who is of a certain age has seen some kind for some it might be walking in on the roommate and watching or animal planet or looking through a bedroom window, or playboy. If you don't believe me there is even an etrade ad where one baby hits the back button and it is wildebeests going at it and he wants the link sent to him .... It is funny if you have never seen it..
My Point that I was trying to get to is you have different levels of porn... Some there isn't any Nudity or not much bondage and Leather stuff (from what I have heard) some times it is just the outfits or those kinky boots... Then you have the porn like playboy and some other sites and things that are just boobs... boobs are great and for some they work. But for some they need to see that nice pussy or at least a hint at it....
Girl on Girl Porn is the best it really is.. I have heard of guys just sitting around and watching it for hours.. Yes Girls gone wild is one form of it.. Chicks (again from what I have heard never seen it myself somehow ) who are all ways hot show their tits and sometimes make out with a chick but that is about as far as it goes.. For some guys (and ladies also) that is perfect they get to see some hot girls who look like that girl they know or that girl they see in class but don't really know and then sometimes they really do know her or see her around town or campus or work or where ever... This level of porn is great cause there are no guys who wants to see a gross guy and that really does make sense....
The next level we shall call skinomax yes the skin movies on cinemax or other cable shows.. I wonder if anyone watches for the story or if these are really aimed at couples.. Se they have story between the scenes and there is making out.. I call this the next level cause yeah sometimes it is girl on girl or boy girl or even some combo of people... This stuff is good cause it shows sex and in some you might see some muff but not a lot. but you won't see any dick (unless this has Changed). At the same time though the sex is pretty hot (this is mostly the level of Spartacus I think)...
Now I can admit I have no idea what makes something X or XXX. But the next level is my Favorite and that is Hardcore porn. Now if you enjoy hardcore porn sorry but You (me included ) are a little bit gay. That is unless of course you just watch girl on girl with toys. In hardcore you see penetration and flaccid and hard cocks. There are all sorts of other things as well. Granted just cause you like to see a girl suck the dick and see the dick or see the balls on her ass or watch the jizz hit her face Doesn't make you gay.. But to be honest you are enjoying see both people naked so you are at least a little bit bi... Now I'm not saying that being a little bit bi in watching a porno makes you like guys or makes you gay or makes you want to look for cock on the internet... But it is a bit gay to watch a guy jerk himself off (why don't the girls do this more often) onto a women. I myself like to watch all kinds of things but nothing to far out there... As gross as cum is they sure make it look cool in these movies girls kissing and exchanging fluids sure looks hot.... I have heard some of this is faked not sure I know it looks hot though... I won't even touch on the cum shots videos or the ones where like a bunch of guys line up a spill their seed on one girl.... That is very gay but there is nothing wrong with that.... I include my self in this if you are a boy and enjoy Hardcore Porn you are a little tiny bit gay... Again you are enjoying looking at dick the hot chick is the reason but you are still enjoying it so.........
Well that is about all I've got hope it kinda makes sense didn't prof read it or anything........
Well I'm Single and I do like it... That being said there is so much V day (not when the visitors take over the humans and turn us all into lizard like creatures) stuff and couples sell them selves so well with the holding hands and but slap and making out stuff....... Some times the lovely dovey stuff and all those bad romantic comedies just make you want to puke... That being said Steak and BJ day would be worth it to be with someone or maybe even a couple (that might get weird though ) to really spice things.... But there the aim would be to make everyday Steak and Blow Job day..... Now I do get that sometimes she would be the one that gets the steak and................
Your question is somewhat flawed. There are no downsides to being single aka freedom from artificial walking-on-eggshells drama 365 days straight (with a bonus day on leap years).
Yeah, VD pretty much exclusively takes me back to the clinic I was posted for 2 weeks in,
When I was growing up there was no such thing as STDs it was VD... But not sure if that is true of everyone.. On a side note for any of those lucky few out there that can perform that trick on them selves then the steak and BJ day is just a good excuse for a steak.......
The Comedies where pretty funny... I wish I knew someplace to get my self a dark themed stuffed animal that comes with candy .........
Whenever I see VD written out as an acronymn - I think venereal disease, lol.
Great Comment (e:theecarey) I admit what I like about Valentines day is when it is like part of a show like glee and hoping the comedies I watch tonight will be funny... What I don't like and don't agree with how it is a day and because of this special day there is the obligation you say that so much better then I could and it really relates to both days... I say Valentines day is worse but that being said this year I think it is a Monday so to me I'll be watching some House maybe then Wrestling... If I wore gold maybe I could buy myself something....... I also like how you call it VD but that is an entire other thing I don't even want to get into gross.. Back the Jewelery I wonder what would happen if I walked into Jared and Said I wanted to buy my self something (I don't have the money to even look at any thing in there I was once and watches almost gave me a heart attack)... I have no problem with the candy, card and Diamond Pushers but it sure seems like they try to rub it in..... If I wasn't single and I want to do something nice I'll do it but not cause it is V D (not victory day either that is another Holiday).......
Can't really offer an opinion as to which day is worse to be single on. There is an inherent wrongness in putting so much emphasis on a day, especially as there is way too much commercialism tied into it.
eh, I don't wait for a specific date on the calender or ads on tv/stores/mags to tell me when and how to show someone I care (and demonstrate how incredibly sexy I find them), I'll do that any time!!!
And I do not expect someone to make a huge display on a certain day in return. Never have.
Show me/tell me in ways any time, and that is what matters to me.
The rest is over hyped bullshit. It should not have anything to do with the wallet, though for a lot of people, that is the easiest way to go.
Not that I don't like stuff :)
Just... if we would just say and do things along the way, instead of focusing on one specific day, it would mean more? Regardless of which day you write of, why engage in anything out of obligation? Oy
Last year I had a hot date that took place on VD. Card, flowers, dinner, a walk in softly falling snow. Nice.. but essentially meaningless. Just a "show" since we didn't really know each other yet and certainly didn't care about each other. Fun though..
Year before, I was in the decline of an unhealthy relationship. The usual expectations delivered. A bandaid on a gaping wound. VD never felt so fake...
Years prior, single or dating.. I never felt anything surrounding the day. Though, the media sure likes to make those that are single remember this. And remind those that are in a relationship, that material goods are expected to be purchased and received.
My BF is exquisite, and his very existence and how we are with each other just reinforces in my mind how silly "a calender holiday" is.
Not that I don't have a little something in mind. ;)
"Of course if you are one of those few blessed people then you can have your own Steak and Blow Job day all by yourself.." hahaha!!! right on!