Re: the jumping: I don't know if I learned anything at all besides reinforcing the old "an ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure" thing.
Ask me about it sometime at a party, I don't really want to talk about it anymore here.
Except to say I learned how to treat a skinned elbow pretty good.
No need for pictures, it looks like pauls except is bigger, but these sonofabitches work like champs

at first i tried covering up the elbow/arm with a bandaid like contraption, but it was all oozy and leaked through (seriously)
the nonstick deal covers the bastard but doesn't make it all wet and lousy.
Definitely worth having under the old bathroom sink.
Paul now has a first-dibs trademark on gruesome roadkill AND fungating elbow scrapes.
I wish it was just the elbow. Wait till I get the bill!
I'm confused... your picture below indicates a grave head wound, but it was all just from your elbow?? :-)