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12/05/2009 11:31 #50467

Severed penis?
Category: food
It's actually the end if a nitrate free hotdog, but damn if it doesn't have lorena bobbit writen all over it.

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tinypliny - 12/05/09 17:33
Ew. Ew. Ewwww. Sorry I asked.
jim - 12/05/09 16:31
  • cringe*
paul - 12/05/09 15:36
Oops I had forgotten to add the pic before
tinypliny - 12/05/09 12:15
End of a nitrate free hotdog? Huh?

12/04/2009 16:50 #50462

Grapples and goldenberries
Category: food
I did not buy the grapples. Who buys artifically grape flavored real
apples? Do they taste like grape aid?

And what are goldenberries?
I bought them. We will se how tasty they ate and if I am allergic
or not.
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paul - 12/05/09 17:09
So the goldernberries are good. They tasty kind of tart and kind of citrusy. Both (e:terry) and I like them.

12/04/2009 13:27 #50460

You have to wonder
Category: gay
What this was about?
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tinypliny - 12/05/09 19:45
Moony tower.
james - 12/04/09 15:27
Gay guys are lucky. We get to check out other guys' bits all the time. But straight guys. Poor straight guys. If you look at another man's dick, it must mean you are gay. But since we want to compare ourselves to other guys and don't want to appear gay, let's construct elaborate situations where are bits can wave in each out faces and still be straight.

The male heterosexuality is like a form of temporary schizophrenia.

12/03/2009 10:08 #50445

Bold statement
Category: computers
This is a pretty bold statement. I wonder what all the stipulations
are?
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uncutsaniflush - 12/03/09 11:37
You have to get a Exadata V2 setup. Here's a article from the Register about it. :::link:::
jim - 12/03/09 11:04
Oracle is heavily optimized for Sun Sparc multi-proc chips and Solaris. That's why Oracle bought Sun after all... but still 2x is pretty serious claim.
joshua - 12/03/09 10:55
They must have tested this over and over.

12/02/2009 11:56 #50435

My eye and the plant
Category: nature
My one eye is red. I hope it's just irritated and not pink eye. On
another note, I know I don't clean the sink traps enough but this one
actually has a plant growing in it.
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flacidness - 12/03/09 03:14
oh Dip!Thats awesome (not the eye) which sink is it??
paul - 12/02/09 19:38
(e:matthew) said it is from the bird seed. strangely it is growing a little chunk of soap. I guess plants are stronger than germs.
mike - 12/02/09 18:08
that is in your house? insane
lauren - 12/02/09 15:08
haha that's hilarious. the plant that is, not your eye.