Elaine: Oh come on. I'm not difficult I'm easy.

Jerry: Why because you dress casual and sleep with a lot of guys?

• Me: Oh so wearing jeans doesn't automatically make you easy to date?

If I could marry a company Bose would for shiz be in the running.

I have this tendancy to go through like 3 pairs of Bose in ear headphones a year. Not because they are a crappy product, but simply because I use them for at least 4 hours a day. I tend to crumple them up and stuff them in my pocket after each use. Great way to treat $100 headphones I know. Well my latest pair I purchased in December and they are already broken. Somehow I managed to detach one part from another. I figured it was worth a shot to call Bose and see if they'd fix them- even if I had to pony up a partial payment or something. I gave their 1-800 number a call and boom- new headphones for free. All I had to do was go along with the suggestion that I did nothing to cause them to break.

I should have the new headphones in 2 weeks. Yay!

When I was last in AZ I had a bit of a "culture snob" moment. Everyone wanted to go see a movie and I said if they wouldnt see a movie I wanted I would just go to the Frank Lloyd Wright House instead. As you can see I went my own way (Fleetwood Mac style).This is a sample of what I saw:

• I still don't get his whole Asian thing. I mean I get where it came from and all that. It always just surprises me when I see it in his work.

• This is his wife's bedroom. It's this tiny area, his room was MUCH larger and had a bathroom attached. I'm not saying FLW hates women, but I am pointing out the difference in size.

• This is one shot of the studio area/living area. It is beautiful. 'Nuff said.

In honor of today I made my office have a party. Literally I made them. I had to give this speech about America and being a citizen.

I had this on my desk all day:

Sometimes I even amaze myself with the delicious things I cook. Below is a soulvaki that gives Pano a run for his money.