Anyone who has eaten army rations knows how discusting they are. I have this distict memory of turkey cubes in gravy. Anyways, we were at the Uncle Sams Army Navy

surplus the other day looking for costumes and they have a multitude of rations for sale. Who the fuck buys and eats rations for fun? You couldn't pay me. To make it even crazier, they were so expensive. Check out this tray of potatoes and gravy for $30 freakin dollars.
I was also grossed out by the dustiness of the used gas masks. I mean how do you know what they are covered in?
So I didn't find a costume. I am now down to the toga idea.
On the other end of the spectrum was this yummy lunch special from Saigon on Elmwood.
I thought you where going as the Lead Singer of queen also. You could have got the gas mask then went to a sex store and got a plastic or leather suit to go with it and been a fetish dude or what ever that fetish is with the bag.
Maybe people bring rations on camping trips? Brr.
I second Freddie Mercury.
- Z
But weren't you going to dress as Freddie Mercury?? You really do look like him!