Hi,
This weekend (e:Jim) is at a conference in Salt Lake. So while the cat is away the rats will PAR-TAY!!!! I, on the other hand, am visiting my folks downstate.
When I got here it was as sunny as it was in Buffalo, but X degrees warmer. My first thought was to go on here and tell everyone how warm it is here. That is just the sort of behavior people should be shot for.
Yes, we all know it is warmer in locations south. We get it. That is how weather works. No need to remind us how fucking cold it is in Buffalo.
It drives me crazy when people tell me how nice their weather is without a bit of sympathy for a cold Buffalo day in spring. I almost crossed that line and became the very thing that irks me.
I apologize Buffalo and estrip for thinking these horrible thoughts. Will you forgive me?
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03/28/2008 12:07 #43815
I am a Monster!03/26/2008 08:54 #43793
SpamLadies and Gentlemen,
The future is Assylicious
The future is Assylicious
james - 03/28/08 13:52
Both can be described as assylicious.
Both can be described as assylicious.
mike - 03/28/08 13:42
aww i was hoping for pictures of canned meat!
aww i was hoping for pictures of canned meat!
james - 03/26/08 17:39
I am sorry, I blacked out her ass. There was no indication of junk gracefully folded underneath her pleasure palace.
The ad banner I took that from was totally geared towards straight men. Which makes me think that she has to be a lady-boy. After all, I am willing to bet that it is straight men who lust after assyliciousTS and not gay men.
Then again, this is a large and freaky ass world. God love it.
I am sorry, I blacked out her ass. There was no indication of junk gracefully folded underneath her pleasure palace.
The ad banner I took that from was totally geared towards straight men. Which makes me think that she has to be a lady-boy. After all, I am willing to bet that it is straight men who lust after assyliciousTS and not gay men.
Then again, this is a large and freaky ass world. God love it.
jason - 03/26/08 17:30
Maybe her bait and tackle are big enough to be folded under her ass? Who knows. Peculiar photo. I definitely would be fooled. Don't ever let me into SE Asia.
Maybe her bait and tackle are big enough to be folded under her ass? Who knows. Peculiar photo. I definitely would be fooled. Don't ever let me into SE Asia.
metalpeter - 03/26/08 17:26
So she is a TS so I'm guessing she has a huge cock and big gorgeous tits but why is her ass blacked out, I'm confused. Also since it is spam what was the catch or was the fact that she is a TS the catch?
So she is a TS so I'm guessing she has a huge cock and big gorgeous tits but why is her ass blacked out, I'm confused. Also since it is spam what was the catch or was the fact that she is a TS the catch?
03/25/2008 18:12 #43788
How I became a Hillary supporterand by the way, there is a new B52's album out. It makes me want to dance.
james - 03/25/08 19:06
The best candidate to have run against her was Rick Lazio, which is pathetic in of itself. I was no great fan of HRC first term as senator but I sure as hell was not going to vote for John Spencer who is so fucking crazy he might as well have been running under the Whig party.
The best candidate to have run against her was Rick Lazio, which is pathetic in of itself. I was no great fan of HRC first term as senator but I sure as hell was not going to vote for John Spencer who is so fucking crazy he might as well have been running under the Whig party.
jason - 03/25/08 18:39
It's remarkable how the media is just now discovering how full of it Hillary is. Incredible. The joke is that NYS would still re-elect her by a 2 to 1 margin. Ish.
It's remarkable how the media is just now discovering how full of it Hillary is. Incredible. The joke is that NYS would still re-elect her by a 2 to 1 margin. Ish.
03/23/2008 21:47 #43772
Raining McCainCategory: politics
oh
my
god
What happens when you combine music that is equal parts drunken karaoke and Mrs.Miller and imagery sampled heavily from Rene Magritte?
Well, you suddenly think Megadeath is due for a comeback.
I am sure you recall the Obama girl, and the forgotten Giuliani girl. Well, make way for the McCain "girls".
my
god
What happens when you combine music that is equal parts drunken karaoke and Mrs.Miller and imagery sampled heavily from Rene Magritte?
Well, you suddenly think Megadeath is due for a comeback.
I am sure you recall the Obama girl, and the forgotten Giuliani girl. Well, make way for the McCain "girls".
03/21/2008 15:37 #43748
The Other 2008 election.Category: politics
Have you heard? It is virtually impossible for Clinton to get the nomination? Reports of Clinton's Demise are Greatly Underexaggerated.
But let me talk about a few of my favorite candidates for Senate seats in other states.
First, Scott Kleeb. He is running for Chuck Hagel's empty seat. I will miss Chuck. He was GOP, but he is in a small club of prominent Republicans I respect. I know virtually nothing about Kleeb, other than he ran for Congress in a blood red district and damn near won. One thing I am positive about is that he is abso-freakin-lutely adorable.
it may be 20 degrees out, but things are getting steamy in here.
Next, let's go to Oregon. Gordon Smith is up for reelection. A Republican in a blue state with a strong independent streak. Gordy seems like he would be more at home in a more traditionally red state, but this is a wacky election. Environmental Activist and Lawyer Steve Novick is running for the Democratic nomination. Here he is holding a picture of Gordon.
Yes, that is a hook hand. Novick was born with a few physical impairments and has a very compelling story. Unlike Bob Dole, he does not hide his physical impairments, in fact, he flaunts it. His campaign slogan is "The Candidate With a Strong Left Hook".
Want to support him? Well go to his site and order a bottle of 'Left Hook Lager'. Buying beer to support a candidate seems to quintessentially Oregonian.
Think I am kidding?
Buy a bottle and support him.
But let me talk about a few of my favorite candidates for Senate seats in other states.
First, Scott Kleeb. He is running for Chuck Hagel's empty seat. I will miss Chuck. He was GOP, but he is in a small club of prominent Republicans I respect. I know virtually nothing about Kleeb, other than he ran for Congress in a blood red district and damn near won. One thing I am positive about is that he is abso-freakin-lutely adorable.
it may be 20 degrees out, but things are getting steamy in here.
Next, let's go to Oregon. Gordon Smith is up for reelection. A Republican in a blue state with a strong independent streak. Gordy seems like he would be more at home in a more traditionally red state, but this is a wacky election. Environmental Activist and Lawyer Steve Novick is running for the Democratic nomination. Here he is holding a picture of Gordon.
Yes, that is a hook hand. Novick was born with a few physical impairments and has a very compelling story. Unlike Bob Dole, he does not hide his physical impairments, in fact, he flaunts it. His campaign slogan is "The Candidate With a Strong Left Hook".
Want to support him? Well go to his site and order a bottle of 'Left Hook Lager'. Buying beer to support a candidate seems to quintessentially Oregonian.
Think I am kidding?
Buy a bottle and support him.
fellyconnelly - 03/23/08 00:43
that guy has got quite a political package put together, huh?
that guy has got quite a political package put together, huh?
james - 03/22/08 10:46
I was hoping to see him animate in "Nebraska Butt Packers 6" but if he has terrible internet adds I will watch them gladly.
Speaking of making offers if politics don't work out. Our disgraced Governor has been offered a sweet deal to pose for Playgirl. :::link:::
Me-ow!
I was hoping to see him animate in "Nebraska Butt Packers 6" but if he has terrible internet adds I will watch them gladly.
Speaking of making offers if politics don't work out. Our disgraced Governor has been offered a sweet deal to pose for Playgirl. :::link:::
Me-ow!
libertad - 03/22/08 10:30
Did you watch his campaign ads on youtube (scott)? They are pretty bad. That picture you have of him looks like a photo from a playgirl spread. Maybe they can make him an offer if things don't pan out for him in the political arena.
Did you watch his campaign ads on youtube (scott)? They are pretty bad. That picture you have of him looks like a photo from a playgirl spread. Maybe they can make him an offer if things don't pan out for him in the political arena.
james - 03/21/08 23:39
Jbeatty: I know the last two presidential elections beer washed a lot of disappointment down.
dcoffee: I have been trying to articulately say the same thing with difficulty as well. Usually I would just throw up an endless stream of polls, delegate numbers, and bile.
ps. Your Father in law is awesome.
Jbeatty: I know the last two presidential elections beer washed a lot of disappointment down.
dcoffee: I have been trying to articulately say the same thing with difficulty as well. Usually I would just throw up an endless stream of polls, delegate numbers, and bile.
ps. Your Father in law is awesome.
dcoffee - 03/21/08 23:28
Great Article about the Clinton Campaign James, That's kind of what I was trying to say last week. They put it in good perspective. Wish I would have thought of this one;
"In other words: The notion of the Democratic contest being a dramatic cliffhanger is a game of make-believe."
PS. my Father in law is going to Pennsylvania to work for the Obama Campaign next week.
Great Article about the Clinton Campaign James, That's kind of what I was trying to say last week. They put it in good perspective. Wish I would have thought of this one;
"In other words: The notion of the Democratic contest being a dramatic cliffhanger is a game of make-believe."
PS. my Father in law is going to Pennsylvania to work for the Obama Campaign next week.
jbeatty - 03/21/08 20:17
Beer mixed with politics?... Finally!
Beer mixed with politics?... Finally!
a friend (from buff, now in VA) called me the other day while driving home from work. Then was almost in an accident while talking/driving b/c he was ogling all the girls out in tank tops, since it was 75 and the cherry blossoms are in bloom.
I was not sorry he almost crashed.
I'm gonna have to say no. sorry, it's just really cold here jerk :)
It's okay to come home, all is forgiven