today at work....
a woman was leaving with her baby and 5 year old little boy
and the little boy tripped on the carpet on the way out and was crying.
conveniently the woman had a digital camera and her lawyer on the speed dial.
The boy had a slight scrape on his knee with about a pinprick of blood. she was asking for ridiculous amounts of paper towels to 'stop the bleeding' woah...
we told her if she wanted to take pics that was fine but she had to wait and we would call the police. she said fine. the police came and they were SO upset about this woman wasting their time.
"if you want to make something of this, then we have to call the paramedics. Otherwise, sign that the kid is fine and everyone can go home"
she wanted the paramedics. sat there waiting with her kid (walking around - quite okay) for the paramedics. She said 'yeah he is walking now, but what about tomorrow?"
the paramedics show up and the cop says
"I have to go, there are REAL emergencies out there"
the paramedics showed up and when they saw the kid started talking to us about phones and when they are eligible for an upgrade. the woman signed that yes her son was okay.
the paramedics left and she started talking about taking photos again. WHY DIDN"T YOU DO THAT WHEN THE POLICE WERE HERE?
Tyrone was the funniest during the whole event.
"hope nobody died while the paramedics were wasting their time here"
and even took the toy that the store keeps out front for kids to play with as a distraction into the back room saying "we better get this out of here, due to the circumstance, we don't need your kids to get hurt on this"
I laughed a whole lot this morning.
but seriously - i feel bad for those kids.
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12/07/2007 21:53 #42429
Scammers are amazing!Category: randomo
12/04/2007 22:38 #42397
How to waste hours of timeCategory: randomo video
12/02/2007 11:22 #42360
uber randomoCategory: randomo musico
I woke up this morning with a serious need to watch the youtube video of david hasselhoff singing 'sweet caroline'. i didn't look too hard but apparently that one isn't a youtube favorite anymore. so i had to settle with the neil diamond version...
then i had to follow it up with mr bojangles.
and then 'walk the dinosaur'
can you tell that a) i haven't had a day off in a while and
b) i haven't gotten to play on the computer in a while?
then i had to follow it up with mr bojangles.
and then 'walk the dinosaur'
can you tell that a) i haven't had a day off in a while and
b) i haven't gotten to play on the computer in a while?
fellyconnelly - 12/03/07 06:36
(e:paul) hahahahhahaha i have now!
(e:james) ugh i have been caught by that. my reaction was videotaped also. the only time i ever almost threw up from watching a video. incidentally i hear there is now 2girls1finger now.
(e:mike) please share that info when you find it!!!
(e:paul) hahahahhahaha i have now!
(e:james) ugh i have been caught by that. my reaction was videotaped also. the only time i ever almost threw up from watching a video. incidentally i hear there is now 2girls1finger now.
(e:mike) please share that info when you find it!!!
mike - 12/03/07 00:50
ok i just looked it up and he doesn't have a light up tuxedo, he is wearing a jacket with a metallic silver eagle on it. I still swear there is another video somewhere where he is in a light up tuxedo!
ok i just looked it up and he doesn't have a light up tuxedo, he is wearing a jacket with a metallic silver eagle on it. I still swear there is another video somewhere where he is in a light up tuxedo!
mike - 12/03/07 00:46
have you watched David Hasselhoff signing in a light up (like studded with Christmas lights) tuxedo on top of the Berlin Wall?? Cuz until you have you haven't lived. I actually don't know if it is on YouTube , I had seen it on television years ago!
have you watched David Hasselhoff signing in a light up (like studded with Christmas lights) tuxedo on top of the Berlin Wall?? Cuz until you have you haven't lived. I actually don't know if it is on YouTube , I had seen it on television years ago!
james - 12/02/07 13:33
just don't wander into 2girls1cup territory.
just don't wander into 2girls1cup territory.
paul - 12/02/07 12:09
wait, did you my box in a box yet that (e:mike) posted about the other day in the chat :::link:::
wait, did you my box in a box yet that (e:mike) posted about the other day in the chat :::link:::
11/30/2007 09:55 #42340
again? are ya kidding?Category: moving
sometimes i have to wake up earlier than i have to in the mornin to check my mail/estrip/etc before lauren needs the computer for the rest of the day...
and then i have nothing exciting to post.
been thinkin about moving a bit further north of buffalo when my lease is up - since mostly i work in lockport and lauren goes to school up there. i love the fact that we live right between allentown village and elmwood village for anything that we want to do - but seriously - we don't do anything down here so at this point its just costing us gas. maybe we should just stop being lame!
besides we need to be someplace with a yard so that I am allowed to have a dog. lauren promised you see :) i've named him already. Ralphy.
So my aunt and cousin live up in the falls - LaSalle? she is trying to get me to move near her. And i would have to say that if i were to move closer to anybody in the fam it would probably be her...
but then my boss shook her head at the idea of it. no no no... you don't want to live there...
okay fine. its not like i don't have till June to find out where I want to move to...
now i'm rambling.
and then i have nothing exciting to post.
been thinkin about moving a bit further north of buffalo when my lease is up - since mostly i work in lockport and lauren goes to school up there. i love the fact that we live right between allentown village and elmwood village for anything that we want to do - but seriously - we don't do anything down here so at this point its just costing us gas. maybe we should just stop being lame!
besides we need to be someplace with a yard so that I am allowed to have a dog. lauren promised you see :) i've named him already. Ralphy.
So my aunt and cousin live up in the falls - LaSalle? she is trying to get me to move near her. And i would have to say that if i were to move closer to anybody in the fam it would probably be her...
but then my boss shook her head at the idea of it. no no no... you don't want to live there...
okay fine. its not like i don't have till June to find out where I want to move to...
now i'm rambling.
fellyconnelly - 12/02/07 10:39
oh and (e:leetee) i think that when lauren originally said that she wasn't banking on me remembering it and reminding her of it constantly... hehe
oh and (e:leetee) i think that when lauren originally said that she wasn't banking on me remembering it and reminding her of it constantly... hehe
fellyconnelly - 12/02/07 10:38
people i am SO TORN!
I love living in buffalo
but current gas prices + two cars driving to up there consistantly = suck
oh dilemma...
people i am SO TORN!
I love living in buffalo
but current gas prices + two cars driving to up there consistantly = suck
oh dilemma...
james - 11/30/07 15:49
Rent is cheap in Buffalo
But it starts getting crazy cheap up in Tonawanda.
Know this though, all your snooty city dwelling friends will forever make fun of you.
I still love you though.
Rent is cheap in Buffalo
But it starts getting crazy cheap up in Tonawanda.
Know this though, all your snooty city dwelling friends will forever make fun of you.
I still love you though.
leetee - 11/30/07 10:14
My parents have a poodle mix (CocaPoo, actually) named Ralph... but he doesn't seem like a Ralph so we all call him Ralphie.
When we moved here, one of our considerations was the yard... and the fact that it is mostly fenced (one side needs work/replacement), so that i could maybe have a dog. I'm ready. Just waiting for my other half to be ready. Sooo... that fact that Lauren has given you the ok makes me a bit jealous....
My parents have a poodle mix (CocaPoo, actually) named Ralph... but he doesn't seem like a Ralph so we all call him Ralphie.
When we moved here, one of our considerations was the yard... and the fact that it is mostly fenced (one side needs work/replacement), so that i could maybe have a dog. I'm ready. Just waiting for my other half to be ready. Sooo... that fact that Lauren has given you the ok makes me a bit jealous....
drew - 11/30/07 10:09
maybe moving North would make you lame!
Sorry. But seriously. Living here is so much better. And the city doesn't have a cell phone place, so this is your chance to open one and make bank!
maybe moving North would make you lame!
Sorry. But seriously. Living here is so much better. And the city doesn't have a cell phone place, so this is your chance to open one and make bank!
11/27/2007 22:53 #42314
as the sands of time deliverCategory: randomo
So the cats haven't knocked the tree down yet.
it looks kinda nice actually. It is the light that we were missing in the unlit side of the apartment. Of course it kinda looks like the tree is on fire in this picture...
this is what lauren has been doing for the past four days. Well no actually mostly she has been on the computer. She works so damn hard and i just wish i could help her.
i'm trying to focus on keeping myself positive. I tend to get so very irritated so very easily. i guess i made a lot of pretty good sales today too so i guess its working.
(people just really irritate the poo out of me sometimes~!)
it looks kinda nice actually. It is the light that we were missing in the unlit side of the apartment. Of course it kinda looks like the tree is on fire in this picture...
this is what lauren has been doing for the past four days. Well no actually mostly she has been on the computer. She works so damn hard and i just wish i could help her.
i'm trying to focus on keeping myself positive. I tend to get so very irritated so very easily. i guess i made a lot of pretty good sales today too so i guess its working.
(people just really irritate the poo out of me sometimes~!)
metalpeter - 11/30/07 17:32
I do like that tree, I say if you do a fake or non living tree it should look like it is fake and that is why I like that one.
I do like that tree, I say if you do a fake or non living tree it should look like it is fake and that is why I like that one.
fellyconnelly - 11/30/07 09:29
i'd love a real one! but not in this tiny little apartment...
i'd love a real one! but not in this tiny little apartment...
jim - 11/28/07 10:32
Yeah, I like real ones, I think because my mother always insisted on a real one. I've got an awesome idea for ornaments this year too, we'll see if it pans out.
Yeah, I like real ones, I think because my mother always insisted on a real one. I've got an awesome idea for ornaments this year too, we'll see if it pans out.
fellyconnelly - 11/28/07 06:56
are you guys going to get a real tree?
are you guys going to get a real tree?
james - 11/27/07 23:35
The semester is almost over. Then you can relax over her ^_^
The semester is almost over. Then you can relax over her ^_^
What would have been funny to do is to go running over there at full speed yelling oh my good are you ok then trip on the same spot and go down then someone else does the same thing. Then the two of you look at each others knees and say you fine yeah so am I. Clean each other up in about two minutes and go back to work like nothing happened, maybe that would be being to much of an asshole though.
Ugh. I hate when people pull that shit!!!! Seriously, what did she think should happen? You should give her millions of dollars so she never has to work again because her kid TRIPPED?
First you charge a huge markup on accessories and now you are in the business of mutilating toddlers?
You are a monster Felly, a monster.
sigh. in cases like these it's always fun to pull a distraction tactic. play along like she actually IS the center of the universe and you care deeply; then have your cohort launch a rubber band at the back of her head ;)