from 'Conservapedia: The Trustworthy Encyclopedia,' it seems as though American conservatives are just as - Z
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11/30/2007 09:38 #42339
'gay bowel syndrome?'Category: politics
Has the American conservative movement lost its focus? According to the statistics page from 'Conservapedia: The Trustworthy Encyclopedia,' it seems as though American conservatives are just as preoccupied focused as ever.
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from 'Conservapedia: The Trustworthy Encyclopedia,' it seems as though American conservatives are just as - Z
11/27/2007 21:12 #42309
are you man enough for thisCategory: a series of tubes
OK, I admit to being a webcomics geek, and a tagline of 'Poorly-drawn cartoons inspired by actual spam subject lines' sounds like the kind of thing that's already been done a bajillion times before. But when faced with 'Are you man enough for this,' Steven Frank of Spamusement came up with 'Derek Jeter, carrying a fishing pole and a keg, atop a riding lawnmower on the flatbed of a pickup, deep-fried and smothered with country gravy.'
That is unusual talent.
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That is unusual talent.
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11/08/2007 20:22 #42051
"in hell, this is all you get"Category: a series of tubes
To anyone who considers him or herself an adventurous eater, I recommend "Steve Don't Eat It," a website wherein a guy named Steve eats things he ought not to.
I think the term "ROFL" is used too often and never literally, but I came very close. Don't worry; there is a happy ending.
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a website wherein a guy named Steve eats things he ought not to.
I think the term "ROFL" is used too often and never literally, but I came very close. Don't worry; there is a happy ending.
- Z
james - 11/09/07 12:35
I read this site a long time ago. The Natto article nearly made me throw up.
In fact, I need to choke something up now.
I read this site a long time ago. The Natto article nearly made me throw up.
In fact, I need to choke something up now.
jbeatty - 11/09/07 07:23
that was pretty amusing.
that was pretty amusing.
paul - 11/09/07 01:23
Wow, that was seriously insane.
Wow, that was seriously insane.
tinypliny - 11/08/07 22:53
ROFL and L and L and L and now Hicupping and H and H and L...
" For all those times I wondered what it would be like to gnaw on my grandmother's thigh, I was about to find out."
Good Grief.
ROFL and L and L and L and now Hicupping and H and H and L...
" For all those times I wondered what it would be like to gnaw on my grandmother's thigh, I was about to find out."
Good Grief.
11/01/2007 13:12 #41919
a couple of you may find this funnyFrom: molly miller
To: webmaster
Subject: Dance
Date: Thu, 1 Nov 2007 08:52:52 -0700
Are you really doing the hokey pokey tonight?
- Z
dragonlady7 - 11/01/07 14:02
You have GOT to answer her in the affirmative, but tell her your motor oil plan got nixed in favor of olive oil.
You have GOT to answer her in the affirmative, but tell her your motor oil plan got nixed in favor of olive oil.
carolinian - 11/01/07 13:30
I can't decide whether that message sounds incredibly juvenile, incredibly naughty, or both.
I can't decide whether that message sounds incredibly juvenile, incredibly naughty, or both.
10/27/2007 15:04 #41836
i got some splainin to doOK so we've got two Halloween parties to go to tonight, and I'm only wearing one costume. The roller girls will understand my costume without explanation, but I'm afraid it will likely leave many or all of you scratching your heads. I can hear it now: 'I understand you're a roller girl, but what's with the potato masher?' I will not answer your question. I will refer you to this blog.
The QCRG All-Stars* played against the Steel Town [Hamilton, ON] Tank Girls this past summer in a game where the officiating was bad and the sportsmanship was worse. Derby is a rough sport, but this rapidly became unsettling on an almost visceral level. Anyway, the costume is a Tank Girls' uniform.
That does not explain the potato masher. There is a Tank Girl whose name is Cheese Grater. She carries around a cheese grater. I'm not sure whether the name or the kitchen implement came first, but I'm pretty sure I don't want to ask. It's pretty random, but it's not any less random than, say, a potato masher. And I guess cheese is relatively badass as far as dairy products go, but consider this: if someone chucked a piece of cheese at you, you'd be angry but mostly confused. But if someone chucked a potato at you, you'd be IN PAIN!!!!!
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will understand my costume without explanation, but I'm afraid it will likely leave many or all of you scratching your heads. I can hear it now: 'I understand you're a roller girl, but what's with the potato masher?' I will not answer your question. I will refer you to this blog.The QCRG All-Stars* played against the Steel Town [Hamilton, ON] Tank Girls this past summer in a game where the officiating was bad and the sportsmanship was worse. Derby is a rough sport, but this rapidly became unsettling on an almost visceral level. Anyway, the costume is a Tank Girls' uniform.
That does not explain the potato masher. There is a Tank Girl whose name is Cheese Grater. She carries around a cheese grater. I'm not sure whether the name or the kitchen implement came first, but I'm pretty sure I don't want to ask. It's pretty random, but it's not any less random than, say, a potato masher. And I guess cheese is relatively badass as far as dairy products go, but consider this: if someone chucked a piece of cheese at you, you'd be angry but mostly confused. But if someone chucked a potato at you, you'd be IN PAIN!!!!!
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- ie, anyone who wasn't busy that weekend
leetee - 11/01/07 13:44
Ah... Hamilton... such a class joint, iain't it? I say the folks from my hometown have class with a capital K.
Ah... Hamilton... such a class joint, iain't it? I say the folks from my hometown have class with a capital K.
tinypliny - 10/28/07 21:53
I get it. But since I don't know what a potato masher looks like, I am at a distinct loss. Was it the helmet like thing on your head or was it some other hidden/in sight implement??
I get it. But since I don't know what a potato masher looks like, I am at a distinct loss. Was it the helmet like thing on your head or was it some other hidden/in sight implement??
Check out this fascinating read. I can't wait to start a book club! :::link:::
god damn it. Can't we all just have a big orgy and get all this over with?
That was directed at the scary conservatives, not you all who posted or left comments. Just to be clear.
Gay Bowel Syndrome is not a Conservapedia invention, or even a conservative invention, although why they still call it that is beyond weird.
Gay Obsession Syndrome is more like it.
"The fossil record does not support the theory of evolution."
Taken from :::link:::
Make your own judgement.
hahahahaha. I can't believe that they made their stats public.