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10/17/2007 11:45 #41686

I am fucking lovely
Osho Rajneesh on the versatality of the word 'fuck.'



Repeat after me, all at once - "I am fucking lovely."
lauren - 10/18/07 12:02
Oh man, this guy is too much! I like his Star Wars shirt and where can I get me a fuzzy hat like his?
And might I suggest, for those of you who didn't watch it all the way through, do, because he does this little grin thing that is priceless!
tinypliny - 10/17/07 22:37
I couldn't find the attention span to listen to his speech! What's with the minute long dramatic breaks??? He speaks like Atal Bihari Vajpayee. Yeesh.
chaibiscoot - 10/17/07 15:02
indeed he is dead. but his sexual healing powers enable him to overcome such mortal concerns and go boldly where no man has gone before.
jbeatty - 10/17/07 14:53
He's dead. I think this was a pretty old video.
james - 10/17/07 13:44
He is still alive?

I thought they beamed him up a decade ago.
jenks - 10/17/07 12:00
ok, he makes a good point, but I can't get past the fact that he looks like some being sent from the future to give us a cyber-message.

10/08/2007 11:18 #41550

why curry, when you can have biryani?

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In an effort to make extra money I am ready to pimp my amazing cooking skills. I am cheap, fast and very easy. Leave me a message and we can cook something up. I think I am serious.
chaibiscoot - 10/09/07 08:56
Lauren, I wanted to give you a detailed description but was afraid that I might be dying because of my runny nose and so ran away. Biryani is a one-pot rice and meat concotion that is slow cooked. I am from Hyderabad, India and the city is famous for its Biryani - although the one I make is slightly different in that I do not layer or slow cook. Here is a link :::link:::

Libertad: thanks, it tastes just as good or even better.
libertad - 10/08/07 20:36
That looks so amazingly good.
lauren - 10/08/07 11:21
And what exactly is biryani? I think the rice is the only thing on there I can identify by sight alone.

10/05/2007 11:31 #41505

prabhu deva's my benny lava, ooh yea
this is especially for (e:felly). i am very sick and needed prabhu's magical-ness for my wellbeing-ness.



lauren - 10/08/07 11:10
Indeed, both of us were laughing out loud...not too many things can do that these days :)
fellyconnelly - 10/07/07 12:30
oh and please feel better!
fellyconnelly - 10/07/07 12:30
i have not laughed this hard in a while!
thank you SO much for this!!!!

09/25/2007 12:29 #41316

Sexy Girl
i had friends over two nights ago. This was the menu:

Apple and pear salad with feta, olive oil and balsamic vinegar dressing
Sabudana wada's with cilantro, green chillies and yogurt dip
Plaintain chips (store bought, Goya)
Chicken kababs
Eggplants and peanut curry
Jeera rice

Dessert - Vanilla icecream with mango sauce with a hint of mint.

Much laughter, conversation and wine later, we came up with a tentative business plan. It involves my unlicensed amazingly good masseuse friend, another super duper baker friend and me in a joint venture. Picture this: Our gentle customer would be greeted with a spice infused light tea while he/she/insert gender bender signifier waits. Then the relaxing hour long massage, after which you sat down to a home cooked south Indian lunch, which would be healthful and tasty, and rounded off your day at our place with one of my baker friend's creation. Oh ya and also you could, only if you want, buy homemade lip balm.

The experience best exemplified in the poster for our yet unnamed place:






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See, you first start with gentle massage in bed as depicted in figure 1a, then some more gentle choking action after the ingestion of food and desert as in figure 1b. and finally you emerge feeling fresh and sexy as in figure 1c. - you, my gentle customer, are Sexy Girl.

We also cater. Thank you come again.
james - 09/25/07 14:01
no way Lauren! That is when it got really good!
lauren - 09/25/07 12:50
Haha! You know it sounded so good until you said "gentle choking" :)

09/24/2007 09:18 #41284

Guess the Lyrics
felly: this should be easy for you, judging from your love of the hindi film.
the most imaginative lyrics will win a special price



fellyconnelly - 09/24/07 11:30
LC you are SO LUCKY!!!
ladycroft - 09/24/07 11:14
hahaha! omg this is all i see on tv! every music video looks something like this. either 1 guy and 1 girl, or dance squads of like 50 people doing these moves. it's so very entertaining!
fellyconnelly - 09/24/07 10:41
how did he not get grass stains on his fine white pants??? that man is a master of stain resistance!