The other night I had a weird dream.
(e:dragonlady7) 's Norwegian cousin Aleksander was visiting us, and someone suggested that we should take him to a community ed. class about Norwegian Culture & Language. We showed up and there were maybe 100 people in the classroom, mostly just shooting the bull and eating the fruit & cheese trays. The teacher didn't really know anything about Norway and didn't bother to teach the class. I guess it was mostly just a social night called Community Ed. So Aleksander goes up to the front of the class and starts talking about what Norway is like, and some people are listening and some people are not, and nobody's being rude or anything, but really he could really have been talking about anything at all.
He kinda thinks this is totally lame, and there's all these people eating cheese and crackers, and so he says, you know, Norway's very similar to the United States in a lot of ways, except that when we eat cheese and crackers, we don't eat cheddar, we eat havarti.
And you know how in elementary foreign-language classes, when they teach you new vocabulary, the teacher says the word and the students repeat it?
Everybody stopped what they were doing, said "HAVARTI!" in unison, and went back to chatting.
I split a gut and had to leave the room I was laughing so hard. Aleksander had half an idea of what was going on so he went on to explain that in Norway the cheese and fruit trays would be called a smörgåsbord [laying on the accent real thick-like]. And the entire class stopped, replied "SMORGASBORD!" and went back to doing whatever it was they were doing.
Laughing, Aleksander came out to join me in the hallway and asked me what the Hell was going on. I was laughing so hard I woke up.
Turns out neither havarti nor smorgasbords are particularly Norwegian.
- Z
First of all links to porn are allways good, If I knew some hot chick who did porn I would so be in it, maybe even for free. I find it kinda funny that they put the join on top of the dicks but you can see the cum all over theeir faces, I didn't join either site. There are a lot of hot ladies in Buffalo and I do know that there is at least one local porn company around here. I wonder if that neighboor ever tried peeping in through the windows.
Eh, the two at the top of Amateur Facials run the site and that's who she lives near [they also have a site of their own]. It's pretty likely that most or all of their models come from this area.
No, there's no Playboy Mansion on Lexington Ave. Sorry.
5318008! :::link:::
- Z
Are you saying that all the 20-40 (I'm guestimating from first glance) live in Buffalo, or just one or two from the site live here? Do we have an entire porn theater troupe in Buffalo?
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What a shames.
Buffalo has plenty of attractive people who's cost of living is so low that porn pay is cheap. Of the many cities I have visited frequently or lived in Buffalo is definitely not hurting. Albany, Albany made the ugly stick uglier when it whacked that town. Yikes. And don't get me started on Baltimore.