So today we went to Crystal Beach. If you know me and my friends , if we say we are leaving at lets say 10am, that usually means we leave Kenmore at about 1pm at the earliest. This is after trips to numerous stores for snacks and subs and magazines. Well today we did reals good and we got the stuff the day before mainly and got a pizza which we froze instead of waiting for subs and it all was going swimmingly minus
(e:maureen) seeing
(e:beast) mom naked a little bit. We seriously left by like 1030 and soo we get over the border with very little problem and it was rainy but we figured it would clear up as it waas supposed to be 90 degrees and sunny today. LIke I was kinda not wanting to go because I thought it would be too hot.
So anywho we get there, and it is coldish and rainy but we figured we would stick it out and wait for the sunniness and we got it ....for like 20 minutes...alternating with cold rain..and wind.....oh and getting pooped on by ecoli infested seagulls......classy.....
So we eventually after about like 6 hours give up and leave we are on the way back and see HOLY HECK the bridge was so backed up like all the way down garrison rd. It was gonna take forever...luckily we had ample snacks left...oh did I forget to mention we had at least i hink 5 coolers filled iwth food along with numreous bags of chips, raisins and other candies for 4 people. So we were lucky we were not going to starve. WE seirouly took forever to get to the bridge.
HERE IS MY RANT: There were so many people tyring to like zoom over in the next lane and then try to cut in...as if they didn't know everyone else was waiting for like 2 hours...I hate people that do that...We tried to prevent anyone from doing that but some stupid loser in front of us was lettin gthem in...so teres started honking profusely and screaming. It wsa ridiculous that these people were cutting.
AND THEN THE CAKE TOPPER...this motorcyclists just zooms and cuts and zooms around....i tried t oreach my hand out and knock him over,.... and teres honked and screamed.....we were getting aggravated after being in the car for like an hour and having have moved I would say three car lengths and this mofo on a cycle was cutting. This lady pedestrian started yelling at us for scaring th emotorcycler and we starte dyelling at her cuz he was cutting. And she was telling us we have to learn about merging. No there was plenty of mergin but cutting over from tenon turning laning after zooming ahead of 100 cars is NOT MERGING! That stupid whore I wanted to throw my pixie sticks at her dumbness!!! So we are causing a scene at this point and all the cars on the little turny part before the bridge now think we are crazy....luckily we didn't get pulled over at customs...especially after i screamed that the guyard looked like a terrorist!.?! .............
seriuosly once we ogt on the bridge it started going fast they had seirulsy every lane including the truck lnaes over to cars thankfully...it was rather exciting the whole ordeal ...including the jumping in and out of the car to get new supplies from the trunk...oh yeah and it ended with teres almost going the wrong way after the bridge....oh and
we had a great idea...we had all these snakcs...we should have sold tem to the other cars waiting...like sold them for like 3 dollars per chip and 1 dollar per sip of pop...extra if they want us to deliver it to their car...we had a captive market..we should have taken advatage
Oh and i ate like 50 dollars at least worth of food at the Taste on Saturday and it was delicious though unlike past years no one or two things really sticks out to me.... maybe i'll write about it mor elater
That made my MOnday!
haha i just burst out laughting. its twice as funny because its sideways when you watch it.