and the size of its teeth!!
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04/08/2007 09:07 #38801
snakes on the fencelook at the size of this thing!
and the size of its teeth!!
and the size of its teeth!!
04/04/2007 21:59 #38749
update....what i wantmy secret girl crush is like, debilitating. i can't go into the place where she works b/c i don't know what to do when i get there. i don't know how to speak, and i feel like i turn all 200 shades of red and my stomach turns in knots and my feet tangle under me.
(e:enknot) keeps threatening that he's going to tell, but i think he's scared of her too.
easter is around the corner. i wish i could get a week off to just sit around and play zuma.
omg, i wish i could tell you guys who we interviewed for the project coordinator position, and the story behind it. you'd never believe it. unfortunately if i want to keep my job, i have to keep my mouth shut and as (e:paul) and (e:enknot) know, i CAN do, and do it well.
nothing new with my life. well...maybe there is....but i can't advertise it here anymore. i'm doing things that i don't want to...but i almost can't help myself (no not drugs). i think spring is making me extra, extra...um....receptive ? but then i hate myself afterwards. i need a super star affair to spice up my boring existence. i had a dream the other night that i was katie holmes and i was married to tom and he was doing all kinds of mission impossible shit like running on roof tops to save me from demons who wanted to imprison me in a life of pornography.
i got asked to go up to toronto this summer with my super secret cross country friend.....i asked marvin if he'd like to babysit while i go get my freak on. (oh and in case my super secret cross country friend is reading this....it doesn't necessarily mean that we will be getting freaky in toronto, but i CAN use the idea to make certain people jealous) but then again....you never know....
i feel like i'm sweating "fuck me" scent or something these days. the pheromones are definitely turned on high.
hmm...maybe i want to be saved? by a strong, smart, assertive, grounded, and gentle man? somehow i don't think that will ever happen since all men are either scared of me or put off by me. AND because those kinds of men don't exist. why is it so hard to find that kind of combination? where are the smart sexy men, that are charming and comfortable with themselves? the guys who can talk to just about anyone and are not afraid of rejection, but are not pushy or cocky? men who can dress themselves (WELL!!!). Why are there ABSOLUTELY NO MEN WITH ANY STYLE.....ANYWHERE??????
for fucks sake, learn how to dress! stop spending your money on playstations and buy a nice suit, maybe you'll get some more damn pussy!
maybe i need to focus on women? but seriously, who wants to date such crazy monsters? they require too much upkeep and attention and are the most fickle and insecure creatures on the face of the earth.
UGHGHGGHHHHHHH......i just want to feel that thrill that i remember feeling towards boys when i was in high school. that feeling like youre just going to melt into the ground if he laid one finger on you. that feeling you felt whenever he walked anywhere near you, your hair would stand on end and your breath quickened and you lied awake for hours, replaying his every movement over and over thinking he was the most beautiful and most perfect creature that ever walked the earth. and that feeling, once he did touch you, that you were the most feminine, the most beautiful and the most vulnerable girl in the world and you were alive only to be able to feel him beside you.
for christs sake, i just want a guy to make me feel like a girl.
(e:enknot) keeps threatening that he's going to tell, but i think he's scared of her too.
easter is around the corner. i wish i could get a week off to just sit around and play zuma.
omg, i wish i could tell you guys who we interviewed for the project coordinator position, and the story behind it. you'd never believe it. unfortunately if i want to keep my job, i have to keep my mouth shut and as (e:paul) and (e:enknot) know, i CAN do, and do it well.
nothing new with my life. well...maybe there is....but i can't advertise it here anymore. i'm doing things that i don't want to...but i almost can't help myself (no not drugs). i think spring is making me extra, extra...um....receptive ? but then i hate myself afterwards. i need a super star affair to spice up my boring existence. i had a dream the other night that i was katie holmes and i was married to tom and he was doing all kinds of mission impossible shit like running on roof tops to save me from demons who wanted to imprison me in a life of pornography.
i got asked to go up to toronto this summer with my super secret cross country friend.....i asked marvin if he'd like to babysit while i go get my freak on. (oh and in case my super secret cross country friend is reading this....it doesn't necessarily mean that we will be getting freaky in toronto, but i CAN use the idea to make certain people jealous) but then again....you never know....
i feel like i'm sweating "fuck me" scent or something these days. the pheromones are definitely turned on high.
hmm...maybe i want to be saved? by a strong, smart, assertive, grounded, and gentle man? somehow i don't think that will ever happen since all men are either scared of me or put off by me. AND because those kinds of men don't exist. why is it so hard to find that kind of combination? where are the smart sexy men, that are charming and comfortable with themselves? the guys who can talk to just about anyone and are not afraid of rejection, but are not pushy or cocky? men who can dress themselves (WELL!!!). Why are there ABSOLUTELY NO MEN WITH ANY STYLE.....ANYWHERE??????
for fucks sake, learn how to dress! stop spending your money on playstations and buy a nice suit, maybe you'll get some more damn pussy!
maybe i need to focus on women? but seriously, who wants to date such crazy monsters? they require too much upkeep and attention and are the most fickle and insecure creatures on the face of the earth.
UGHGHGGHHHHHHH......i just want to feel that thrill that i remember feeling towards boys when i was in high school. that feeling like youre just going to melt into the ground if he laid one finger on you. that feeling you felt whenever he walked anywhere near you, your hair would stand on end and your breath quickened and you lied awake for hours, replaying his every movement over and over thinking he was the most beautiful and most perfect creature that ever walked the earth. and that feeling, once he did touch you, that you were the most feminine, the most beautiful and the most vulnerable girl in the world and you were alive only to be able to feel him beside you.
for christs sake, i just want a guy to make me feel like a girl.
ajay - 04/05/07 18:29
"threw on yesterday's see-through, worn-out, dress shirt and overly washed khakis that he just grabbed out of the dryer."
Replace "khakis" with "jeans", and that describes most of the geeks I know. :-)
"threw on yesterday's see-through, worn-out, dress shirt and overly washed khakis that he just grabbed out of the dryer."
Replace "khakis" with "jeans", and that describes most of the geeks I know. :-)
metalpeter - 04/05/07 18:04
Not to be biased here but the guy you said you want sounds either gay or metrosexaul. I think the real problem is that you can't be grounded and assertive. To really be assertive takes a certain arogance or attitude that takes you away from be grounded , I'm not saying it is impossible but it is very close. A lot of people know how to dress very well, like businessmen. But I don't buy the entire Suit thing. If I have a nice suit on some hot blonde or little Asian Cutie Pie isn't going to come up to me on the street and say "come back to my Place for dinner and have me for desert and breakfast".
In terms of the girl if you don't know how to tell her you could be like all high school and walk by her a couple of times with a friend or co-worker then when you are away somewhere have that person go up and say "excuse me Yvonne won't stop talking about how cute you are" or "Yvonne has a girl crush on you, but thinks you might freak out, you should talk to her". You know something like that.
Not to be biased here but the guy you said you want sounds either gay or metrosexaul. I think the real problem is that you can't be grounded and assertive. To really be assertive takes a certain arogance or attitude that takes you away from be grounded , I'm not saying it is impossible but it is very close. A lot of people know how to dress very well, like businessmen. But I don't buy the entire Suit thing. If I have a nice suit on some hot blonde or little Asian Cutie Pie isn't going to come up to me on the street and say "come back to my Place for dinner and have me for desert and breakfast".
In terms of the girl if you don't know how to tell her you could be like all high school and walk by her a couple of times with a friend or co-worker then when you are away somewhere have that person go up and say "excuse me Yvonne won't stop talking about how cute you are" or "Yvonne has a girl crush on you, but thinks you might freak out, you should talk to her". You know something like that.
museumchick - 04/05/07 10:23
If I see a cute guy/girl I'll be sure to send one your way!
If I see a cute guy/girl I'll be sure to send one your way!
imk2 - 04/05/07 09:46
and jason....a guy can make himself look 10,000 more times attractive if he is well dressed to a woman, than if he looks like he was shopping at target. an average guy can make himself well above average if he is a smart dresser. an average guy can make himself look well below average if he looks like he's never seen the inside of a hair salon, threw on yesterday's see-through, worn-out, dress shirt and overly washed khakis that he just grabbed out of the dryer. guys have absolutely NO IDEA how much the way you dress and take care of yourself can up your sexy factor.
and jason....a guy can make himself look 10,000 more times attractive if he is well dressed to a woman, than if he looks like he was shopping at target. an average guy can make himself well above average if he is a smart dresser. an average guy can make himself look well below average if he looks like he's never seen the inside of a hair salon, threw on yesterday's see-through, worn-out, dress shirt and overly washed khakis that he just grabbed out of the dryer. guys have absolutely NO IDEA how much the way you dress and take care of yourself can up your sexy factor.
imk2 - 04/05/07 09:37
wait....hodown....are you with me or with jason on the getting laid thing?
wait....hodown....are you with me or with jason on the getting laid thing?
hodown - 04/05/07 09:29
Yeah Im so with you on the whole getting laid thing.
Yeah Im so with you on the whole getting laid thing.
jason - 04/05/07 08:33
Come on now - suits don't get guys laid!
Come on now - suits don't get guys laid!
mrmike - 04/05/07 07:39
I have a few nice suits but it doesn't seem to be helping
I have a few nice suits but it doesn't seem to be helping
paul - 04/05/07 00:30
Wow, 666 words in that post. Do you think it is a sign, lol?
Wow, 666 words in that post. Do you think it is a sign, lol?
jenks - 04/04/07 23:12
AMEN sister!
My FWB is becoming a drama situation, as I realized I am jealous of the other FWB(s) that he apparently has scattered across the country. And he made some crack about "30 and still single" women being desperate and easy. Don't think he realized he was describing me, but then again maybe he knew exactly what he was saying.
I too want a charming smart well dressed funny hot guy who will make me melt. I think we're screwed. I'm not sure there's ONE in buffalo- there certainly can't be TWO!
AMEN sister!
My FWB is becoming a drama situation, as I realized I am jealous of the other FWB(s) that he apparently has scattered across the country. And he made some crack about "30 and still single" women being desperate and easy. Don't think he realized he was describing me, but then again maybe he knew exactly what he was saying.
I too want a charming smart well dressed funny hot guy who will make me melt. I think we're screwed. I'm not sure there's ONE in buffalo- there certainly can't be TWO!
04/03/2007 18:07 #38731
i want to have sexi need someone to have sex with. must be hot and cool and charming, but not cocky or dumb. previous applicants need not apply. gay men and women, welcome.
im so over it.
im so over it.
mrmike - 04/04/07 20:52
How the hell could I have overlooked this post??? Wow, my attention to meaningful detail is slipping.
How the hell could I have overlooked this post??? Wow, my attention to meaningful detail is slipping.
imk2 - 04/04/07 08:25
ah...(e:carolinian), that would fall into the "previous applicants need not apply" category.
ah...(e:carolinian), that would fall into the "previous applicants need not apply" category.
carolinian - 04/04/07 03:57
You should have worked harder to lose your bet ;)
You should have worked harder to lose your bet ;)
metalpeter - 04/03/07 18:52
All I will say is this If I remember correctly you two talked at a party in (e:PMT)'s kitchen and there was a picture of Hair stroking.
All I will say is this If I remember correctly you two talked at a party in (e:PMT)'s kitchen and there was a picture of Hair stroking.
jenks - 04/03/07 18:40
why haven't I talked to you in like a year?!
why haven't I talked to you in like a year?!
metalpeter - 04/03/07 18:34
Very Nice user picture. That post reminds me of this Sex Partner Application A friend of mine gave me years ago that she printed off line from some site it was pretty funny. The funny part is she gave it to someone else we both filled it out, but she meant to give it to us to give to other people to fill out.
Very Nice user picture. That post reminds me of this Sex Partner Application A friend of mine gave me years ago that she printed off line from some site it was pretty funny. The funny part is she gave it to someone else we both filled it out, but she meant to give it to us to give to other people to fill out.
03/26/2007 17:21 #38638
ha! I win!i win, i win, i win, i win..........well...not quite.
ok, so i kind of tempted marvin and thats the reason he called, but still.
i text'd him, saying that he should not respong, b/c he'll loose the bet, but i wanted him to know that i miss him terribly. (because i really did)
AND HE CALLED! because that message made him sad :( and somehow in his brain, he thought he's already gone two weeks without talking.
but i decided to give him one more chance, b/c i led him to temptation and i want to be fair.
ok, so i kind of tempted marvin and thats the reason he called, but still.
i text'd him, saying that he should not respong, b/c he'll loose the bet, but i wanted him to know that i miss him terribly. (because i really did)
AND HE CALLED! because that message made him sad :( and somehow in his brain, he thought he's already gone two weeks without talking.
but i decided to give him one more chance, b/c i led him to temptation and i want to be fair.
imk2 - 03/27/07 09:14
i dunno josh, if he was...he would have waited to get some.
i dunno josh, if he was...he would have waited to get some.
joshua - 03/27/07 09:11
Wow, this guy must be a slave for your vag - nice work!
Wow, this guy must be a slave for your vag - nice work!
mrmike - 03/26/07 21:32
Weak bastard!
Weak bastard!
vycious - 03/26/07 18:19
typical woman entrapment. good for you. whata chump.
typical woman entrapment. good for you. whata chump.
imk2 - 03/26/07 17:36
OH FUCKIT. he just called again. it's over. i win.
OH FUCKIT. he just called again. it's over. i win.
03/25/2007 08:26 #38609
week oneand no phone call.
ladycroft - 03/25/07 13:05
he called your bluff...better hope for a miracle
he called your bluff...better hope for a miracle
vincent - 03/25/07 12:49
At this rate I'd tell him to book a romantic night out in the Falls. You know a jacuzzi room @ Embassy Suites overlooking the Falls with a fun filled night at Fallsview Casino. When you're paying out you might as well make it a memorable event.
At this rate I'd tell him to book a romantic night out in the Falls. You know a jacuzzi room @ Embassy Suites overlooking the Falls with a fun filled night at Fallsview Casino. When you're paying out you might as well make it a memorable event.
chico - 03/25/07 11:35
Hahahahahaha....hoohoo...hahaHAHA (dabs eye) WHOOOoooo....
Hahahahahaha....hoohoo...hahaHAHA (dabs eye) WHOOOoooo....
mrmike - 03/25/07 08:38
Only 3 more weeks of cold showers for Marvin!!
Only 3 more weeks of cold showers for Marvin!!
whoa...I'll never complain about the snake that lives at my place again, compared to that!
christ almighty!
bejeezez that is craaazy!
holy crap. It looks like it just ate something huge. Is it dead? I didn't know snakes had so many teeth. I thought it was just the two fangs.
Ok I will admit that I do kinda like snakes. But that one is way to fucking scary looking. With the easter theme I wonder how many rabbits that thing could eat. It wouldn't surprise me if it would eat a kid or child. On a side note your last post "what I want.." I may do one of those also but not sure cause what I want changes every week. In any event Happy Easter and (even though I don't know what it is really) Easter Monday/Dyngus Day.
ahhhh. i dont like that. at all.