Everyone seems to thing that my balls have rescinded because of my mild mannered attempts of handling these situations. I just try not to cause commotion on an overly packed train. I am trying to plot my escape; Esp when sandwiched in a seat. Yesterday I ran so fast I nearly knocked people down in pursuit of a safety zone! "Outta my way, PERV in train car #6!!!"
It's so weird because there are all of these CL missed connections

I need to make a t-shirt with terms stiched across the boobage area: "FREAKS NOT APPLY" or "PEPPER SPRAY KEEPS FREAKS @ BAY"
well now I have even less of a chance with you then then I had before :-). Hey you could always wisper in the guys ear, hey it is a little early for you to feal me up but if your gonna doit at least do it right. Or whisper you are turning me on so much by fealing me up that I have to see what you are packing right now whip it out. Then if he hesitates say what you affrid to whip it out infront of everyone, then if you can't do that stop touching me. You know just to mess with the guy. There is no way he will whip it out and maybe he will learn. Why don't girls ever feal me up :-) ?
Argh! here's the link: :::link:::
Man! It's freaks like these that give freaks like us a bad name!
I just like to caress women's hair softly while they're turned away... with my tongue....
just kidding!!! Here's a funny story in a similar vein: !!http://www.kuro5hin.org/story/2005/10/13/11481/198