Southernyankee's Journal

06/09/2006 12:38 #34648

break up

boredom
lameness
clipped wings
missing girl wand
did I mention mid day daily boredom?
sucky cunt torching contractor
like a cat on a hot tin roof
missing good times...
scary people
fake people
good ol' people
buffalo
child rearing hips
sunshine buttocks
splendor in the grass
him...
them...
apart. craziness.
cocaine & crack
abstinence
tv
6 hrs
lethargy
past always present
future unseen
happy tokens?
so called friends#
death
the bright light of it all
home memories
all of the things lost in translation.

06/05/2006 09:06 #34647

sick again
Category: food poison

back to work after yet another bout of food poisoning! seriously, I seemed to have encountered more salmonella, botulism, etc. here than ever in my life! the chicken ceasar wrap from the deli @ work did me in... I was sick in less than an hour & I had the works! Still a little queasy with tummy rumbles today. But I packed my bananas, jello and gatorade to go. Gotta make some money. My brother in law suggested that I sue. Others @ work have been struck by the same place in the past...

06/01/2006 10:04 #34646

<p class=
Category: wmata!!!

30 minutes of road traffic, 2 broke down trains & I'm still not @ my destination. Good thing I can now post via Treo! & I have a nice Bjork mix to calm my frazzled nerves.

paul - 06/01/06 22:37
Did you get that deal I posted back a couple weeks ago?

southernyankee - 06/01/06 18:49
not the 700p one. the 650 palm os. I like it !

paul - 06/01/06 10:11
congratulations. It's the way of the future, What model do you have - the windows version or the palm OS one?

06/01/2006 21:31 #34645

estrip.org
Category: bedtime stories

I love being in bed with estrip.org!!!

05/17/2006 06:59 #34644

metro freaks

I am seriously tired of the metro train freaks who push their tools in my face in the morning while I try to read the paper and forget about the terrible commute; I also hate the pervs who sit next to me who try to feel me up inconspicuously; AS IF!!!! Yesterday I had to get off the train because this man kept trying to feel my legs up. YUCK! I was utterly grossed out. It's too early in the AM to deal with such foolishness.

Everyone seems to thing that my balls have rescinded because of my mild mannered attempts of handling these situations. I just try not to cause commotion on an overly packed train. I am trying to plot my escape; Esp when sandwiched in a seat. Yesterday I ran so fast I nearly knocked people down in pursuit of a safety zone! "Outta my way, PERV in train car #6!!!"

It's so weird because there are all of these CL missed connections

from on the train & it's passerbys. Are they all freaks too? Probably!!!

I need to make a t-shirt with terms stiched across the boobage area: "FREAKS NOT APPLY" or "PEPPER SPRAY KEEPS FREAKS @ BAY"

metalpeter - 05/17/06 18:29
well now I have even less of a chance with you then then I had before :-). Hey you could always wisper in the guys ear, hey it is a little early for you to feal me up but if your gonna doit at least do it right. Or whisper you are turning me on so much by fealing me up that I have to see what you are packing right now whip it out. Then if he hesitates say what you affrid to whip it out infront of everyone, then if you can't do that stop touching me. You know just to mess with the guy. There is no way he will whip it out and maybe he will learn. Why don't girls ever feal me up :-) ?

ajay - 05/17/06 11:59
Argh! here's the link: :::link:::

ajay - 05/17/06 11:58
Man! It's freaks like these that give freaks like us a bad name!

I just like to caress women's hair softly while they're turned away... with my tongue....

just kidding!!! Here's a funny story in a similar vein: !!http://www.kuro5hin.org/story/2005/10/13/11481/198