So (e:hodown) was visiting and as everyday for the last week I recevie an IM from this random internet user which I think is a robot because they once mentioned smarterchild
I asked them what their favorite person in American Idol was and they said Kelly Pickler, then they said they wanted to have sex with me. I signed off figuring it was just some internet stalker. It's hard being a celebrity.
So anyways then today I was sitting here with (e:hodown) and the person Imed me again. I have blocked them multiuple tiems but they just chaneg screen names. This was (e:hodown) and tehir conversation today. Is it a robot? Is it dateline trying to entrap us in some child internet sex conversation? What the fuck is it?
Start of lzberry32 buffer: Sat Apr 15 18:09:02 2006
[18:00] lzberry32: hey
[18:00] paulsidekick: yo punk, whats going on?
[18:00] lzberry32: what
[18:00] lzberry32: ???
[18:01] paulsidekick: i mean whats going on?
[18:01] lzberry32: i'm sad
[18:01] paulsidekick: oh no why?
[18:01] lzberry32: bc my brothers best friend died in a carr accident
[18:01] paulsidekick: oh my god, im so sorry.
[18:01] lzberry32: thanx
[18:01] lzberry32: 4 the support
[18:01] paulsidekick: howd that happen?
[18:02] paulsidekick: the car accident?
[18:02] lzberry32: um can i ask u somthin
[18:02] paulsidekick: sure
[18:02] lzberry32: um speed
[18:02] lzberry32: whats ur real name
[18:02] paulsidekick: paulo
[18:02] lzberry32: the car was goin to fast and he hit a tree
[18:02] paulsidekick: thats a shame
[18:02] lzberry32: i no
[18:02] lzberry32: :'(
[18:03] paulsidekick: so whats your plan for tonight?
[18:03] lzberry32: mike was goin to meet him at the movies he didn't show up so adam went in by himself after he was done he got a call from adam K. and he said sorry dude mike was in an accicedent and he didn't make ................... i was in ohio at the time when my brother called my mom my mom said to me jesse and my little sis pack your things we got to go back mike potter adam's best friend has been in a car accedent and was killed i cryed on the way home i didn't no him well but i felt bad 4 my bro the pain and missory he has to face evey day now..............................
[18:04] paulsidekick: wait im confused- how do we know each other again?
[18:04] lzberry32: i'm still crying
[18:04] lzberry32: um i got your s/n from the internet
[18:04] paulsidekick: how?
[18:04] lzberry32: but i no u aren't a robot
[18:04] paulsidekick: from where
[18:05] lzberry32: google under aol robot's
[18:05] paulsidekick: oh
[18:05] paulsidekick: im not a bot
[18:05] lzberry32: i n
[18:05] lzberry32: no***
[18:05] lzberry32: so where do u live i k,ean what state
[18:05] paulsidekick: in new york city
[18:06] lzberry32: i live in oklahoma
[18:06] lzberry32: so r we pals now
[18:06] paulsidekick: ohh thats a scary plACE
[18:06] paulsidekick: yeah i don't really think so
[18:06] lzberry32: y
[18:06] lzberry32: ???
[18:06] lzberry32: how old r u
[18:06] lzberry32: ???
[18:06] paulsidekick: because you are a random internet person and my only friends are real [people i know in real life
[18:07] paulsidekick: im 29
[18:07] lzberry32: really i'm 13
[18:07] paulsidekick: youre 13?
[18:07] lzberry32: yeah
[18:07] paulsidekick: maybe your parents should be monitoring your internet use
[18:07] lzberry32: my b- day was in Jan.
[18:08] lzberry32: ..................
[18:08] lzberry32: g2g2
[18:08] *** "lzberry32" signed off at Sat Apr 15 18:08:11 2006.
End of lzberry32 buffer: Sat Apr 15 18:09:02 2006
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04/15/2006 19:10 #32574
Robot or DatelineCategory: web
04/16/2006 00:07 #32573
Streets of breadCategory: food
What the deal with the streets being full of bread. (e:mike) said it's a jewish thing, I can't understand why anyone would throw perfectly good food in the street. It's all over downtown.
(e:hodown)'s loaves
(e:hodown)'s loaves
jacob - 04/24/06 23:44
Those look like some heavy loaves. Whose hand is holding the one up?
Those look like some heavy loaves. Whose hand is holding the one up?
jenks - 04/16/06 10:35
makes me think of st patrick's day in new orleans- they have a parade and throw cabbage and stuff- and for a few days afterwards you keep finding cabbage on the ground everywhere you go.
makes me think of st patrick's day in new orleans- they have a parade and throw cabbage and stuff- and for a few days afterwards you keep finding cabbage on the ground everywhere you go.
enknot - 04/16/06 04:56
It's kinda funny, and really neat. Maybe they're leaving it for some kind of cute lil creature? Ok, likely not, but I havne't been able to find anything on a Jewish bread littering holiaday. If anyone knows anything about this please post I'm horribly intrigued.
It's kinda funny, and really neat. Maybe they're leaving it for some kind of cute lil creature? Ok, likely not, but I havne't been able to find anything on a Jewish bread littering holiaday. If anyone knows anything about this please post I'm horribly intrigued.
libertad - 04/16/06 03:17
WTF?
WTF?
04/18/2006 10:59 #32571
Bad DayCategory: stress
The car is broken at some engine level. I am praying for a timing belt level problem, unfortunately, the coolant light is on too. So it is probably something more sinsiter. One time driving around the country (e:terry) and I lost a car when it overheated. The fan belt ripped off the car at 90mph and by the time we slowed down on the highway, everything was on fire and smoking. No one got hurt but we lost our car and got stuck in an Amish resort town for two weeks and the car never moved again. They would go their to get cured at some natural healer guys hotel where we also stayed. I probably wrote about this before. We had to hitchhike out.
Anyways, so no car. I also have to deal with the paint at my tenants house or they are going to revoke the insurance, at least so the letter says. I did the stupidest thing. Last fall I scraped the paint on the front-top of the house but then it got to cold to paint so it looked like crap on the section I scraped. Yes, it was so dumb, I know but I am still learning about the whole land owning thing. That need to be dealt with today as well.
Then there is the thesis that is due in two weeks and still is not edited. Maybe I will work on it. Maybe. (e:shawnr) finished his. Good for him.
Honestly, I would rather just be at work programming right now.
Yesterday we at at fat bobs. Yummy fried cat fish.
Anyways, so no car. I also have to deal with the paint at my tenants house or they are going to revoke the insurance, at least so the letter says. I did the stupidest thing. Last fall I scraped the paint on the front-top of the house but then it got to cold to paint so it looked like crap on the section I scraped. Yes, it was so dumb, I know but I am still learning about the whole land owning thing. That need to be dealt with today as well.
Then there is the thesis that is due in two weeks and still is not edited. Maybe I will work on it. Maybe. (e:shawnr) finished his. Good for him.
Honestly, I would rather just be at work programming right now.
Yesterday we at at fat bobs. Yummy fried cat fish.
jason - 04/18/06 13:41
Sorry to hear about your car. Perhaps it is a radiator issue, who knows, I'm not at all an expert in diagnosing these things. Good thing you guys have all those bus tokens! Hehe, just joking. Hopefully it won't be a super expensive thing to take care of.
Sorry to hear about your car. Perhaps it is a radiator issue, who knows, I'm not at all an expert in diagnosing these things. Good thing you guys have all those bus tokens! Hehe, just joking. Hopefully it won't be a super expensive thing to take care of.
04/16/2006 19:58 #32570
eboozer?Category: holiday
jason - 04/17/06 02:22
The sneaky advertisers got to me. The one picture is very reminiscent of the Travelocity gnome.
The sneaky advertisers got to me. The one picture is very reminiscent of the Travelocity gnome.
04/15/2006 17:14 #32572
Paul on the goCategory: mobile
Don't step on lawn at Canisius High school the scumbags sprayed it but only have two little yellow flags that I didn't see till after I went through it.
I hope whoever made that choice dies of cancer.
Does anyone know more info about this?
This journal is about a lot of things. I kept meaning to post but I have been so freakin' busy and now I have a bunch of picture on my phone that need to go somewhere and I' in the car doin nothing so here it goes.
(e:terry) and I went to get the oil changed on Niagara Falls Blvd and had to waste an hour and a half. We decided to go shooping at the mall in order to buy some pants. I really only go there about once a year and let me tell you it changes a lot over time when you only see small time snippets of it each year. When I grew up it was mostly only white people with some black people at the mll. Today the mall has a huge cross section o all kinds of cultures. There were prob as many people from india and asia as there were black and whites. For a minute it seemed like a mall in toronto. I wonder if the population of these northern suburbs reflect that. I haven't lived or hung out around here since high school. When I went to high school I think there were one black person, one mulatto and maybe an asian person and a family of asianattos (irish and asian) and that was (e:hodown) and (e:lilho)'s family.
If the population has changed that much, I would say that the suburbs are more ethnically diverse than the city where it seems mostly black or white to me with the exception of the hispanic west side.
I know I am getting old now when all my clothing shopping needs can be met at Sears.
Who buys all these pre ripped in exact pattern jeans. It is sucha great idea for the company as they almost immediately require replacement.
I bought cyborg implant bluetooth headset at the wall so I don't have to touch my phone to my head.
Polish Water Ice - I wrote about it before never tried it till today. What we got was a cup filled italian lemon ice.
Frankly, I think the polish people that named this water-ice must have never tried lemon ice and thought they invented something new. Also, what the hell is up with that stupid name. Is ice not considered water in Poland?
Here is my theory. Polish people desperately wanted lemon ice but couldn't afford flavor so they told there kids it was a new yummy treat caled water ice.
Once in america they added flavoring agents and opened the stand in the mall. Here is their story:
Who are the people that make these animatronic setups. If it didn't seem so empty and meanginless I think I could enjoy that kind of job.
What is so weird is the televesion ont he side showing the event in real time. The even tyou are seeing in real time in full siz.e It makes no sense. According to (e:hodown) Kristina Kling's family goes to see this display every year. Those people can make some mean parmasean chicken wings and clams casino.
I hope whoever made that choice dies of cancer.
Does anyone know more info about this?
This journal is about a lot of things. I kept meaning to post but I have been so freakin' busy and now I have a bunch of picture on my phone that need to go somewhere and I' in the car doin nothing so here it goes.
(e:terry) and I went to get the oil changed on Niagara Falls Blvd and had to waste an hour and a half. We decided to go shooping at the mall in order to buy some pants. I really only go there about once a year and let me tell you it changes a lot over time when you only see small time snippets of it each year. When I grew up it was mostly only white people with some black people at the mll. Today the mall has a huge cross section o all kinds of cultures. There were prob as many people from india and asia as there were black and whites. For a minute it seemed like a mall in toronto. I wonder if the population of these northern suburbs reflect that. I haven't lived or hung out around here since high school. When I went to high school I think there were one black person, one mulatto and maybe an asian person and a family of asianattos (irish and asian) and that was (e:hodown) and (e:lilho)'s family.
If the population has changed that much, I would say that the suburbs are more ethnically diverse than the city where it seems mostly black or white to me with the exception of the hispanic west side.
I know I am getting old now when all my clothing shopping needs can be met at Sears.
Who buys all these pre ripped in exact pattern jeans. It is sucha great idea for the company as they almost immediately require replacement.
I bought cyborg implant bluetooth headset at the wall so I don't have to touch my phone to my head.
Polish Water Ice - I wrote about it before never tried it till today. What we got was a cup filled italian lemon ice.
Frankly, I think the polish people that named this water-ice must have never tried lemon ice and thought they invented something new. Also, what the hell is up with that stupid name. Is ice not considered water in Poland?
Here is my theory. Polish people desperately wanted lemon ice but couldn't afford flavor so they told there kids it was a new yummy treat caled water ice.
Once in america they added flavoring agents and opened the stand in the mall. Here is their story:
Who are the people that make these animatronic setups. If it didn't seem so empty and meanginless I think I could enjoy that kind of job.
What is so weird is the televesion ont he side showing the event in real time. The even tyou are seeing in real time in full siz.e It makes no sense. According to (e:hodown) Kristina Kling's family goes to see this display every year. Those people can make some mean parmasean chicken wings and clams casino.
jenks - 04/16/06 10:40
haha thanks for that paul. brought tears to my eyes.
haha thanks for that paul. brought tears to my eyes.
jason - 04/15/06 18:59
Save the bugs! LOL! Just playin.
I wanted to say something about the water ice. At least in Philly, where the treat is extremely popular, and has been for many decades now, it is indeed called "Water Ice."
I asked my then-girlfriend "What idiot would think that 'Water Ice' actually makes sense?"
Root Beer was my fave.
Save the bugs! LOL! Just playin.
I wanted to say something about the water ice. At least in Philly, where the treat is extremely popular, and has been for many decades now, it is indeed called "Water Ice."
I asked my then-girlfriend "What idiot would think that 'Water Ice' actually makes sense?"
Root Beer was my fave.
That's kind of tragic. I mean, genetic algorithms aside, a computer program is what it is - and this poor misbegotten creature is doomed to forever be a recently bereved and lonely pubescent. What kind of a deranged individual would write something like that?
Or, more tragically, maybe it really is a real dude who thought you were Eliza :::link::: or something. Brr, that just gives me the heebie-jeebies.
- Z