Tis the story of two,
A shme and a shmu,
A shme of who made men swoon,
A shmu who was a buffoon,

The shme got all the gets,
The shmu lost all bets,
The shme, trendy-dressed,
The shmu was just depressed.

The shme was par-none,
The shmu was no fun,
Of the spectrum, at opposite ends,
And yet one day, they became friends.

An odd pair, it's true
And always they'd argue,
Different in all ways,
but still friends after many days

Why would these two still be pals?
Despite there being better suited guys and gals?
Though different with every hope and fear,
They had one common appreciation: a cold pint of beer.

A appeciation that made their bond last,
With each argument that passed,
A friendship paralled by very few,
A friendship of the shmeshmu. -written by Alyshah- and he's a guy

in thee months. im wondering, is it possible? i don't really want to lose a ton of weight. maybe 5-10 pounds. i just want a nice ass, a flat stomach, and some tone in my arms. my legs are pretty ok, they just need to be worked out. oh, and those boobs are def fake, and mine are never gonna be that big, but im hoping they don't get smaller.



seriously, this picture is hot. i wanna look like that in my bikini this summer.

i also just want to feel in great shape. i already feel like i have so much more energy, after only a few weeks. i think im ready to step up my cardio. yay!

ohhhh. i have an interview at a salon tomorrow. it in williamsville, which is good, because thats where the good ones are. they seem pretty nice and flexible, and this would mean more money to add on to my crap nanny salary or byebye to nanny job for good. those bastards need to appreciate.

wish me luck...

why did i bother to come here? i have a hearing and yet I've been waiting an hour. boo. waste of my day.

while in ny for thanksgiving, i was on the search for the perfect, stylish and warm winter coat. i found it. you can see it in my user pic.

my sis had this long black bubble coat that had a broken zipper, and i was embarrassed somewhat to be seen with her because she had to "step out" of it.

well, turns out, my dream coat has the same damn problem now. plus the fact that its not pristine white anymore. more like dirty pissy snow. yay. and now that we really do have winter, and i really need the coat, its all fucked up.

its my sorta ghettoness coming out.

seriously people. email me, call about this hair stuff.

(e:jason), and (e:ladycroft), i have off this week, so it would be the perfect time. maybe we can have an (e:strip) hair doin' partay. lol.

everyone gets did up and crunked up. ho style. straight up.

who needs a haircut? esp the dudes. anyone? i can do it. ill even come to you. and it'll be cheap too. jason, josh, i know you guys are always looking for a good cut.

need another job. need two more jobs.

big sis is all cracked up on hasheesh. hahaha.

im so over winter.

i really have pics that will end up here, maybe sunday. maybe not.

people who eat canned and frozen shit all day everyday groos me out. esp if it's filled with msg and sodium. ewww. stouffer's my ass. cuz thats where its gonna go.


p.s. i love you gymmy gym. lets get physical.