well, im here in sunny arizona, in fountain hills, home of the world's tallest fountain, while all you losers are freezing your assesof in dreary blo; but i find myself wondering... am i missing something? well, i guess not. thanx to lots of yummy asian food and fun shopping, and crazy old cacti.

my mommy likes to say to the cactus, "don't be such a prick." so true, those things really need to lighten up.

its really a whole different world out here, and i fear my east coast fashions are too much for the berkinstock(sp?) and fleece loving people. oh well.

happened w/i the last 24 hours:

major family crisis: sisters vs. sisters= not something you want on xmas

bellyache last night=throwing up time

bargain shopping today=more bargain shopping throughout this whole week

special sister moments=us being fun

foooooooooooooooooood= more food?

i love this house, the bathrooms are sooooooo nice! too nice.

i now have 35 bucks to starbucks, coffee anyone? i know they're evil, but the coffee will be on my evil self ok?

• enough listing for now, i shall post some pics tomorrow...

so this is xmas, without snow? am i missing out? probably not.

mommys new house is amazing. so nice. the luxury. i will take picutes and post them some time soon.

my family is nuts. one aunt kicked the other aunt out because she insulted her tuna or something like that. the kicked out aunt is staying with us, poor thing. come on, shes your sis, mine can be crazy too, but to kick someone out on xmas eve, thats a little extreme, new years maybe, today; no.

going to:

eat sushi

mexican food

look at worlds highest fountain from my bedroom window

take baths everyday

love my momma and sister til they get sick of me

bake in sun? so bad for skin, but makes for new tropical look

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. merry kissmas estrippers, give the ones you love a big wet one!

p.s. the trees here look like from a dr seuss book and they light little luminaries along the streets in paper bags, sounds like a fire to me. yea. and the fire department people re the ones who do it. i will show evidence later.

ok, i admit, that kitty is cute. ok? we may be able to be friends now. as long as the allergies stay away.

random work today. must pay off ticket. must keep license. yay.

i love school. even if it is beauty school. im the best damn student ever. who needs a new style?

arizona for xmas? weirdsville. what to pack. must get ready. its weird to think i have a family, its been so long. im so adult-like these days. whoopie!

and i can legally drink.

mall last night with tina and tk and jenny. i love those kids. i hate the mall. i love the tacky people. i like using the lotions and potions and not buying any.

party tonight. :)

that can speed up time and slow it down when you need it to. maybe just skip some time all together, thats my xmas wish. santa, can you hear me?


i wish that damn cat would stop trying to get into my room. stretching out its little arm and reaching under the door. well, guess what, you aren't allowed into my own special private club kitty- go bother someone else with your dander issues. ugh-the nerve.