for new years...

i can:

watch the chip dip into the salsa(no joke, they don't have a ball here)

watch the ball drop in ny at nine and then go to bed

be sober because i can't drink around certain members of the fam

talk about marriage, children, careers, mortgages and such

• one thing is fo sho...

[size=m]i will miss my blo peeps all fucking night long[/size]

i just get it out of my head. other than donating money, which i have none of. what else could i do to help? i have time. maybe the red cross? i wish the us government didn't suck so much, the un has already named us stingy since we have planned to donate far less than 1% of our yearly income.

we shall sit in our heated homes and drive to target in our suvs while people who never owned a car are holding on to the hopes that they will survive this.

this is the kind of devastation i doubt any of us will ever see or know.

can we do anything to help? im sick of just talking about it.

the people in this rich-ass neighborhood need to give up some money. i know they have it. maybe they are saving to buy some fancy cacti...

[size=s]A GLORIOUS NEW PENIS HAS ARRIVED ON MY BODY, TODAY.
I'M JUST GLAD TO BE ABLE TO SAY THAT I CAN REALLY EXPRESS MYSELF FOR WHO I AM ON HERE AND NOT WORRY ABOUT WHAT YOU MIGHT BE THINKING, BECAUSE I KNOW EVEN IF YOUR THOUGHTS ARE HORRID AND DERANGED, YOU'LL KEEP THEM IN AND COMPLIMENT ME ANYWAYS.
THANK YOU.

PS. I didn't even know I signed up for this, but I love you allll. :) [/size]

well, im here in sunny arizona, in fountain hills, home of the world's tallest fountain, while all you losers are freezing your assesof in dreary blo; but i find myself wondering... am i missing something? well, i guess not. thanx to lots of yummy asian food and fun shopping, and crazy old cacti.

my mommy likes to say to the cactus, "don't be such a prick." so true, those things really need to lighten up.

its really a whole different world out here, and i fear my east coast fashions are too much for the berkinstock(sp?) and fleece loving people. oh well.

happened w/i the last 24 hours:

major family crisis: sisters vs. sisters= not something you want on xmas

bellyache last night=throwing up time

bargain shopping today=more bargain shopping throughout this whole week

special sister moments=us being fun

foooooooooooooooooood= more food?

i love this house, the bathrooms are sooooooo nice! too nice.

i now have 35 bucks to starbucks, coffee anyone? i know they're evil, but the coffee will be on my evil self ok?

• enough listing for now, i shall post some pics tomorrow...