I got my tickets for Henry Rollins in the mail today and opened them up to make sure everything was in order. I noticed the small print on the back and couldn’t stop laughing as I read it. If you don’t know who Henry Rollins is, well, he’s a pretty intense man. www.henryrollins.com This is actually his spoken word tour, ‘25 Years of Bullshit’, not a Rollins Band concert – which is what makes the disclaimer all the more entertaining. Here it goes: WARNING! You are at your own risk with respect to the dangers incidental to this event whether occurring prior to, during or after the event including specifically (but not exclusively) the dangers of being struck by hockey pucks (I’m sorry did you say hockey pucks?), sticks, balls (no comment), or other equipment (oh my!), by spectators or players or by thrown objects (is this still true if I am the object being thrown?). WARNING! Despite enhanced spectator shielding measures (are we all going to be issued a full suit of armor at the door?), pucks, balls and other objects may still fly into the spectator area. Serious injury can occur. Stay alert at all times (but I so wanted to sleep during the show). If struck, immediately contact an usher for assistance (based on this description, if I’m struck by anything, I’ll likely be unconscious). Ciao.
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09/09/2005 15:10 #25228
did you say hockey pucks?Category: comedy
08/31/2005 12:58 #25226
remove right kidneyCategory: dreams
I had a dream last night. It was very frightening. I have dreams all the time where I'm being chased by people, and more often than not I have the super-hero like duties of rescuing someone amidst the chase. It's adventurous, sometimes scary, but usually very cool in the fashion of a La femme Nikita episode. Last night was different. I was afraid. In my dream I was kidnapped while walking on Elmwood. A black van came to a screeching halt just as I was passing Spot. About a dozen heavily armed special ops dudes jumped from the van and beamed me in the head. I was knocked out cold. I woke up on a hospital gurney. I was being rolled down a cold hallway, the pattern of fluorescent lights blinking overhead, I realized I couldn't move. I was strapped down with full suicide gear. Now in my time of need, no one is there to assist. Why am I always playing the role of the super-hero and now that I could really use some help, there's no one. No one but a team of freaky looking doctors with perverted grins as I'm wheeled into the operating room. "This is going to hurt", says the man in a white coat with a grey comb over. "Nurse, tag the right arm". "Yes, doctor". She snaps on a bracelet, it reads, 'remove right kidney'. A wave of nausea overcomes me. I start screaming and yelling, "You can't take my kidney, and it's the only one I have left!" The doctor cackles and raises a scalpel. I awoke in a puddle of sweat. Ciao.
08/20/2005 13:05 #25225
holy tomato factory batman!Category: events
I just picked about 6 dozen Romas from my garden. Seriously, who wants tomatoes!? Tell me, I'll make a personal delivery to your doorstep! (e:Leetee), you're a veggie, I'm sure you'd make use of them eh? It's either passing them out to folks or I'll have to host a tomatillo party. Who wants to get messy!?
No details yet, but save the date of September 10th. I'm having my 30th birthday party and (e:Lilho) is having her housewarming. A collaboration of the events is probable, but still under construction. Stay tuned for updates. It's sure to be a positively smashing evening!
No details yet, but save the date of September 10th. I'm having my 30th birthday party and (e:Lilho) is having her housewarming. A collaboration of the events is probable, but still under construction. Stay tuned for updates. It's sure to be a positively smashing evening!
alicia - 08/23/05 10:14
heey sorry I missed you...there are probably no tomatoes left right?!?!?
heey sorry I missed you...there are probably no tomatoes left right?!?!?
ladycroft - 08/21/05 10:37
Woohoo! Where do you folks live!?
Woohoo! Where do you folks live!?
leetee - 08/20/05 22:46
Walt and i LOOOOOVE tomatoes. I am indeed a veggie and i would indeed be ever so grateful for fresh garden tomatoes if you still feel like giving them away!
However, if you want to keep them for cooking at a later date, just freeze them. Put them upright in icecube trays until they are solid, then into bags. I reckon in a frost free freezer, they will last about 6 months to a year. If you want to take the skins off before you thaw some, just dip them in some boiled water for about 30 seconds and the skins will come right off with the hard frozen tomato still in tact. Then, just put them in a bag or a bowl and let them thaw. Presto, fresh skin free tomatoes!
Walt and i LOOOOOVE tomatoes. I am indeed a veggie and i would indeed be ever so grateful for fresh garden tomatoes if you still feel like giving them away!
However, if you want to keep them for cooking at a later date, just freeze them. Put them upright in icecube trays until they are solid, then into bags. I reckon in a frost free freezer, they will last about 6 months to a year. If you want to take the skins off before you thaw some, just dip them in some boiled water for about 30 seconds and the skins will come right off with the hard frozen tomato still in tact. Then, just put them in a bag or a bowl and let them thaw. Presto, fresh skin free tomatoes!
alicia - 08/20/05 21:47
I'll take some tomatoes ;)
I'll take some tomatoes ;)
08/19/2005 09:42 #25224
to be or not to beCategory: event
I saw Hamlet last night with (e:Jason). Another outstanding performance by Paul Todaro! He kicked ass as Mercutio in Romeo and Juliet [inlink]ladycroft,21[/inlink]. Now he's kicking more ass as Hamlet. The voice effects for the Ghost was sweet. You've only got 3 shows left, so make sure you check it out! Ciao.
08/11/2005 15:33 #25222
spooky!Category: ghosts
Ok. Watching Ghost Hunters at 1am all by yourself in a large building is not cool. Well, yes it is cool, I like to scare the crap out of myself. I swear I saw a kid run by the lounge door 5 or 6 times. Man I love the human brain, it's absolutely amazing! I wish I had a video camera, I could make some crap Blair Witch junk around here. Hey, (e:Mike) - get your tail down here! You could have one of your soap opera folks get trapped by demons in a deserted building, haha. Ok, back to work it is. Ciao.
we are going to have so much fun.. been awhile since i have had a black eye, lol
Maybe I can "borrow" the lacross gear i use at work?