I'm on the right, Josh is on the left.
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07/30/2005 17:30 #23527
Me and JoshCategory: rant
Okay, I've got a web cam pic of Josh and I that we just took together. Now you fuckers better not annoy me about this shit again!
I'm on the right, Josh is on the left.
Jason
I'm on the right, Josh is on the left.
Jason
07/30/2005 16:24 #23526
PartySee yall's asses there tonight! Ya heard!
07/29/2005 11:14 #23525
Ladder TheoryIn the spirit of trying to explain why male/female interactions work the way they do, I hereby offer to you all the Ladder Theory. There is a lot to it, but there is some wisdom and humor to it. Check it out!
Read! Learn! Understand where you are on someone's ladder and where they are on yours! Do your best to achieve the least ladder disparity possible!
Jason
Read! Learn! Understand where you are on someone's ladder and where they are on yours! Do your best to achieve the least ladder disparity possible!
Jason
mrdt - 04/17/06 02:40
i spooted to your ladder theory blog (fav five blog) and checked it out cause i wanted to see if it was similiar to mine. unfortunatly the link doesn't work but here's how mine goes:
when in a dry spell I find some easy girl no matter what she looks like and get with her. then I try to find another easy girl who would be a step up on the ladder and get with her. that way I'm continually improving and moving up the ladder while gaining confidence so that when i hit the top I get with some fine ass honey.
this hasn't worked for me in years as I stopped going out with friends to pick up chicks.
i spooted to your ladder theory blog (fav five blog) and checked it out cause i wanted to see if it was similiar to mine. unfortunatly the link doesn't work but here's how mine goes:
when in a dry spell I find some easy girl no matter what she looks like and get with her. then I try to find another easy girl who would be a step up on the ladder and get with her. that way I'm continually improving and moving up the ladder while gaining confidence so that when i hit the top I get with some fine ass honey.
this hasn't worked for me in years as I stopped going out with friends to pick up chicks.
ladycroft - 07/29/05 11:14
That was very entertaining. I guess I'm in the .01% population of non-bitch females that did not find it misogynic.
That was very entertaining. I guess I'm in the .01% population of non-bitch females that did not find it misogynic.
07/27/2005 13:47 #23524
Humor Quizthe Provacateur
(60% dark, 39% spontaneous, 50% vulgar)
your humor style:
VULGAR | COMPLEX | DARK
You'll crack on anything, and you're often witty, even caustic, about it. Therefore, your sense of humor is polarizing. You're transgressive, and you've got a seriously sharp 'edge'--maybe too much for some folks
If they get you, people think you're one of the funniest (and smartest) people in the world. If they don't, they think you're an ass. Whatever, right? While some might question your judgement, your comic intellect is unquestionably respected.
PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Chris Rock - Lenny Bruce - George Carlin
(60% dark, 39% spontaneous, 50% vulgar)
your humor style:
VULGAR | COMPLEX | DARK
You'll crack on anything, and you're often witty, even caustic, about it. Therefore, your sense of humor is polarizing. You're transgressive, and you've got a seriously sharp 'edge'--maybe too much for some folks
If they get you, people think you're one of the funniest (and smartest) people in the world. If they don't, they think you're an ass. Whatever, right? While some might question your judgement, your comic intellect is unquestionably respected.
PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Chris Rock - Lenny Bruce - George Carlin
07/25/2005 17:40 #23523
Weird DreamsI've been having more weird dreams lately.
A while back I had a dream that I was raiding a friend's house special-forces style, infiltrating his house at night while his parents were asleep, going through a window and stealing every little bit of porno he had, including passwords to some pay sites. After successfully extracting the porn, I left and walked across a park to what looked like a downtown area (for some reason, in my dream I thought I was in Dallas, but I wasn't sure). I was walking down the street when a girl came up to me. Blonde, cute, with copper colored skin. She smiled and I stuck out my hand and said "Hey, I'm Jason." She shook my hand and introduced herself as Arakthri. We were about to get into some sort of conversation when my alarm woke me up.
Last night I was dreaming away when Arakthri's face popped into view. I recognized it was her, went up to her and said we need to talk. She told me that there was a guy that was first "in line" to be with her. It turned out he was a psychopath or something, because she dropped him and immediately ran to me. I felt a very unique connection to her - she was really important to me, I cared very deeply for her. I don't think I've felt that way about any woman outside of my dream state. The guy before me was a very jealous type, to the point of violence and treachery. He kept on trying to sabotage us in many different ways, and at one point almost killed me with this giant hand gun as I leapt in front of a bullet meant for her. This kept us on the run, but more importantly kept me from learning anything of significance from Arakthri. In my dream I absolutely LOVED her and thought there was something important she and I had to talk about. I wonder if she will pop into my dreams again sometime, and what it is she has to tell me.
Jason
A while back I had a dream that I was raiding a friend's house special-forces style, infiltrating his house at night while his parents were asleep, going through a window and stealing every little bit of porno he had, including passwords to some pay sites. After successfully extracting the porn, I left and walked across a park to what looked like a downtown area (for some reason, in my dream I thought I was in Dallas, but I wasn't sure). I was walking down the street when a girl came up to me. Blonde, cute, with copper colored skin. She smiled and I stuck out my hand and said "Hey, I'm Jason." She shook my hand and introduced herself as Arakthri. We were about to get into some sort of conversation when my alarm woke me up.
Last night I was dreaming away when Arakthri's face popped into view. I recognized it was her, went up to her and said we need to talk. She told me that there was a guy that was first "in line" to be with her. It turned out he was a psychopath or something, because she dropped him and immediately ran to me. I felt a very unique connection to her - she was really important to me, I cared very deeply for her. I don't think I've felt that way about any woman outside of my dream state. The guy before me was a very jealous type, to the point of violence and treachery. He kept on trying to sabotage us in many different ways, and at one point almost killed me with this giant hand gun as I leapt in front of a bullet meant for her. This kept us on the run, but more importantly kept me from learning anything of significance from Arakthri. In my dream I absolutely LOVED her and thought there was something important she and I had to talk about. I wonder if she will pop into my dreams again sometime, and what it is she has to tell me.
Jason
jason - 07/25/05 17:40
hahaha. Well my dad my uncle my gramma and everyone on this site wants me to vote that way, why not the girl in my dream? lol x 2
hahaha. Well my dad my uncle my gramma and everyone on this site wants me to vote that way, why not the girl in my dream? lol x 2
paul - 07/25/05 17:24
The comment was me, I as uploading some stuff at the time though so maybe it got messed up, I had said maybe she was telling you to vote with the democrats next time, lol.
The comment was me, I as uploading some stuff at the time though so maybe it got messed up, I had said maybe she was telling you to vote with the democrats next time, lol.
And I swear to God if anyone incinuates that Joshy and I are the same person again, I'm going to go Atomic.
No, Josh says he isn't coming.
So if you are coming to the party will JOsh be there too? Hey, I just had to know...