07/30/2005 17:30 #23527
Me and JoshCategory: rant
Okay, I've got a web cam pic of Josh and I that we just took together. Now you fuckers better not annoy me about this shit again!
I'm on the right, Josh is on the left.
Jason
07/30/2005 16:24 #23526
PartySee yall's asses there tonight! Ya heard!
07/29/2005 11:14 #23525
Ladder TheoryIn the spirit of trying to explain why male/female interactions work the way they do, I hereby offer to you all the Ladder Theory. There is a lot to it, but there is some wisdom and humor to it. Check it out!
Read! Learn! Understand where you are on someone's ladder and where they are on yours! Do your best to achieve the least ladder disparity possible!
Jason
07/27/2005 13:47 #23524
Humor Quizthe Provacateur
(60% dark, 39% spontaneous, 50% vulgar)
your humor style:
VULGAR | COMPLEX | DARK
You'll crack on anything, and you're often witty, even caustic, about it. Therefore, your sense of humor is polarizing. You're transgressive, and you've got a seriously sharp 'edge'--maybe too much for some folks
If they get you, people think you're one of the funniest (and smartest) people in the world. If they don't, they think you're an ass. Whatever, right? While some might question your judgement, your comic intellect is unquestionably respected.
PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Chris Rock - Lenny Bruce - George Carlin
07/25/2005 17:40 #23523
Weird DreamsI've been having more weird dreams lately.
A while back I had a dream that I was raiding a friend's house special-forces style, infiltrating his house at night while his parents were asleep, going through a window and stealing every little bit of porno he had, including passwords to some pay sites. After successfully extracting the porn, I left and walked across a park to what looked like a downtown area (for some reason, in my dream I thought I was in Dallas, but I wasn't sure). I was walking down the street when a girl came up to me. Blonde, cute, with copper colored skin. She smiled and I stuck out my hand and said "Hey, I'm Jason." She shook my hand and introduced herself as Arakthri. We were about to get into some sort of conversation when my alarm woke me up.
Last night I was dreaming away when Arakthri's face popped into view. I recognized it was her, went up to her and said we need to talk. She told me that there was a guy that was first "in line" to be with her. It turned out he was a psychopath or something, because she dropped him and immediately ran to me. I felt a very unique connection to her - she was really important to me, I cared very deeply for her. I don't think I've felt that way about any woman outside of my dream state. The guy before me was a very jealous type, to the point of violence and treachery. He kept on trying to sabotage us in many different ways, and at one point almost killed me with this giant hand gun as I leapt in front of a bullet meant for her. This kept us on the run, but more importantly kept me from learning anything of significance from Arakthri. In my dream I absolutely LOVED her and thought there was something important she and I had to talk about. I wonder if she will pop into my dreams again sometime, and what it is she has to tell me.
Jason
And I swear to God if anyone incinuates that Joshy and I are the same person again, I'm going to go Atomic.
No, Josh says he isn't coming.
So if you are coming to the party will JOsh be there too? Hey, I just had to know...