Jason's Journal

08/01/2005 10:46 #23529

NationStates.net

I finally have a country to call my own!

The People's Republic of Weeniedom

Motto: "We'll take that income! Cha-ching!"
UN Category: Left-wing Utopia
Civil Rights: Superb
Political Freedoms: Superb
Economy: Basket Case
Location: the West Pacific

The People's Republic of Weeniedom is a tiny, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its strong anti-business politics. Its compassionate, intelligent population of 5 million are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whoever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, liberal, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it devotes most of its attentions to Social Welfare, with areas such as Law & Order and Religion & Spirituality receiving almost no funds by comparison. The average income tax rate is 64%, and even higher for the wealthy. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising fourteen-year-old boys selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Crime is totally unknown. Weeniedom's national animal is the turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the credit.

07/31/2005 21:34 #23528

Great Party!

Thanks so much to (e:Paul), (e:Matthew), and (e:Terry) for putting together a great party and for making Josh and I feel welcome. We didn't know too many people going in but everyone was so cool and needless to say we had an awesome time. I was happy to meet everyone and get in the huddle for some good conversation and fun. I want to also say that (e:Hodown) is down as hell and definitely one of the coolest ladies I've met. No doubt I was trippin on some drink and whatnot but hopefully I represented 750 properly. It was great to meet all of you. Hopefully we'll have occasion to party it up again soon!

Jason

hodown - 07/31/05 21:34
jason thanks for the compliment! You and your brother are not so bad yourselves. In any case I just finished a book I think you'd like about the liberal media- if you send me over your address I'll mail it over to you...

07/30/2005 17:30 #23527

Me and Josh
Category: rant

Okay, I've got a web cam pic of Josh and I that we just took together. Now you fuckers better not annoy me about this shit again!

I'm on the right, Josh is on the left.

Jason

07/30/2005 16:24 #23526

Party

See yall's asses there tonight! Ya heard!

jason - 07/30/05 16:24
And I swear to God if anyone incinuates that Joshy and I are the same person again, I'm going to go Atomic.

jason - 07/30/05 16:23
No, Josh says he isn't coming.

hodown - 07/30/05 14:25
So if you are coming to the party will JOsh be there too? Hey, I just had to know...

07/29/2005 11:14 #23525

Ladder Theory

In the spirit of trying to explain why male/female interactions work the way they do, I hereby offer to you all the Ladder Theory. There is a lot to it, but there is some wisdom and humor to it. Check it out!

Read! Learn! Understand where you are on someone's ladder and where they are on yours! Do your best to achieve the least ladder disparity possible!

Jason

mrdt - 04/17/06 02:40
i spooted to your ladder theory blog (fav five blog) and checked it out cause i wanted to see if it was similiar to mine. unfortunatly the link doesn't work but here's how mine goes:
when in a dry spell I find some easy girl no matter what she looks like and get with her. then I try to find another easy girl who would be a step up on the ladder and get with her. that way I'm continually improving and moving up the ladder while gaining confidence so that when i hit the top I get with some fine ass honey.
this hasn't worked for me in years as I stopped going out with friends to pick up chicks.

ladycroft - 07/29/05 11:14
That was very entertaining. I guess I'm in the .01% population of non-bitch females that did not find it misogynic.