Oh my god. So recently I've been having this crush on this boy who I thought to be ultra adorable and fantastic. Turns out he is just a jerky slutty mcslut. He has umteen girls all over the globe. And by all over the globe I really do mean, France, Germany, London, NYC. Fucking A. The problem is I actually had some warm fuzzy feeling type things about what was happening. Turns out he is just another boy who is going to make me cry while I drink a entire bottle of Three Buck Chuck. Great.
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06/12/2006 15:42 #22778
Boys who suck, and not in the good wayCategory: boys
06/09/2006 13:03 #22776
Thomas JeffersonCategory: mullets
According to the Book American Sphinx The Character of Thomas Jefferson Thomas Jefferson had the first documented mullet. The book goes on to describe his hair during his stay in France during August of 1784 as:
His hair was now more sandy than red, but just as thick and full as ever, cut so that it covered his ears, then tied back so as to fall just below his collar
I don't know about you guys but if that description doesn't say business in the front and party in the back, then i don't know what does.
Rock on Thomas J.
I also discovered last night that there is such a thing as too much beef. Anyone who has been to Brazilian BBQ knows this.
His hair was now more sandy than red, but just as thick and full as ever, cut so that it covered his ears, then tied back so as to fall just below his collar
I don't know about you guys but if that description doesn't say business in the front and party in the back, then i don't know what does.
Rock on Thomas J.
I also discovered last night that there is such a thing as too much beef. Anyone who has been to Brazilian BBQ knows this.
libertad - 06/11/06 21:16
Jess, this is actually Mike writing. And I love you! And i love your knowledge of mullets more than life itself. You always fascinate me with this stuff!!! Sidenote: why do brangelina own Namibia, the African country they had their baby in. They had the whole like army watching the palce they had the baby as if it had nothing better to do!
Jess, this is actually Mike writing. And I love you! And i love your knowledge of mullets more than life itself. You always fascinate me with this stuff!!! Sidenote: why do brangelina own Namibia, the African country they had their baby in. They had the whole like army watching the palce they had the baby as if it had nothing better to do!
06/08/2006 13:13 #22775
FunnyCategory: funny
ST. PETERS, Mo. (AP) -- A woman angry that her new puppy had died pushed her way into a dog breeder's home and repeatedly hit her on the head with the dead Chihuahua, authorities said.
enknot - 06/09/06 08:09
So when I first read this I was at a doctors office with a bunch of old ladies, on my phone. Ok, ok some of them were only older, but what ever. After reading I commenced to immediatly laugh out loud (not lol, since this was RL) and they lady sitting next to me commented with, "Really?".
I had to read them your post. They were quite amused. Yes..., the Ho sisters are just about 2 of my favorite peopole in the dang world. Sigh...
Keep it up.
So when I first read this I was at a doctors office with a bunch of old ladies, on my phone. Ok, ok some of them were only older, but what ever. After reading I commenced to immediatly laugh out loud (not lol, since this was RL) and they lady sitting next to me commented with, "Really?".
I had to read them your post. They were quite amused. Yes..., the Ho sisters are just about 2 of my favorite peopole in the dang world. Sigh...
Keep it up.
joshua - 06/08/06 19:30
hi friend
hi friend
mike - 06/08/06 17:58
that is hilarious. I am actually laughing out loud!
that is hilarious. I am actually laughing out loud!
mrmike - 06/08/06 16:21
Now, she's really gone to the dogs
Now, she's really gone to the dogs
leetee - 06/08/06 13:19
ewww... creepy
ewww... creepy
06/06/2006 13:14 #22773
This blog kicks my blog's assCategory: blog
I highly recommend you read this blog. It's the perfect mix of funny mixed in with helpful tid bits.
Updating everyday and making it witty takes too much out of me. I'll leave real blogging to the experts.
lilho - 06/06/06 17:35
i dont go for wit, i go for truth. and as far as being witty, fuck that. i gots shit to do, aka, im too lazy to makeit interesting. now give me some cash-money, biatch.
i dont go for wit, i go for truth. and as far as being witty, fuck that. i gots shit to do, aka, im too lazy to makeit interesting. now give me some cash-money, biatch.
05/30/2006 16:10 #22772
Worst MoodCategory: bad mood
Why am I in such a crappy mood this week? I think it's time for a dose of B'lo to cheer me up.
To top it off boys suck.
I also spent a good amount of time going through this:
There was an article about it in the Times today. It's so different living in NYC and dealing with 9/11. It's like you are reminded of it everyday in everything. It's in the news everyday, or at least the debate about how to rebuild lower Manhattan. It's so sad. I remember asking this guy one time what made him cry (because he was Mr. Stoic). He said "September 11th makes me cry".
To top it off boys suck.
I also spent a good amount of time going through this:
There was an article about it in the Times today. It's so different living in NYC and dealing with 9/11. It's like you are reminded of it everyday in everything. It's in the news everyday, or at least the debate about how to rebuild lower Manhattan. It's so sad. I remember asking this guy one time what made him cry (because he was Mr. Stoic). He said "September 11th makes me cry".
hehe, i thought it was two buck chuck. easier said than done, but i say heed the words of my silly ex "boys are animals. not worth the tears." I just found out that this guy that is totally all over me and i thought was all crazy about me (but i'm not sure i like)- is totally dating like two other people.
hmmmm... Sounds like a familiar character.