Ok...
I was supposed to go to a movie today with (e:vycious) whom ever he was going to invite, whom ever I was going to invite, (e:imk2), and (e:des) today . We had some passes for Van Wilder, but um.. I uh. lost the tickets somewhere in the course of cleaning out my car. (A looser is me)
So tonight was almost like any other night that (e:vycious) would let me use his basement laundry facilities and we'd hang out and play video games while we got wasted, and then Erin came over and all hell broke loose!
(e:vycious) needed a back shaving and at first I was thought why would I shave my freinds back? Then I said to my self, why not?! Isn't that what friends, and little camcorders in your phone are for? Besides (e:vycious) is very hobbity in many ways (he's got very course wirey hairs that spring from the most uncomely of places, so he feels) and shaves on the occasion to mask his true nature from the rest of human kind...
So with Erin behind the camera we commenced to make this here video. I've transcribed just below it.
Afterwards I found out that the blades were dull and there was a loose tooth on it which made it bite quite a bit so none of the ow's are fake (sorry (e:vycious) ), and after some sincere apologizes and (e:vycious) 's review of the video he approved it's being posted since it's pretty damn funny. He's quite a sport that (e:vycious).
Enjoy...
OOOH.... Don't forget about the 2 estrip parties that are coming up. enknot Birthday and (e:pmt)'s Xmas Bash! Details about the birthday part are in my previous post and i'll keep you all posted here.
enknot: I am now. e n k n o t, going to shave vycious' back, come and see his hairy assed back
enknot: clippers... how do I get this on? Is there a switch? I can't figure it out. Oh, here goes. Oh yes,
vycious: ow!
enknot: shut up
vycious: ow! ow ow ow!
enknot: you fuzzy son of a bitch
enknot: you hobbit bastard
vycious: ow!
enknot: why dosn't it shave?
vycious: because it's battery operated
enknot: you've got evil hobbit hair
vycious: a.. hooowwooww. I'm going to go to work tomorrow and I'm going to be bloody. ow ow!
erin: come on, be nice... [giggles]
enknot: I am being nice!
vycious: that really hurts..
enknot: Say my name bitch!
vycious: ow
enknot: Say my name
vycious: it's really hurting...
enknot: I've gotta get. I've gotta get this hair offa here dude. Otherwise it'll be on there, and you don't want that
erin: you gotta be nice though [giggles]
vycious: ow, ow.
enknot: yeah baby! Yeah! [ smacks ].
vycious: ow. ahh I'm bleeding.
enknot: He's all red..
erin: you gotta be nice though [giggle]
vycious: [gibberish] ah what are you doing to me here
enknot: I'm shaving you!
vycious: what are you doing to me here?
enknot: I'm shaving you
vycious: you're like mangling me!
erin: you're shaving against the grain dude
enknot: Oh, sorry.
vycious: I thought you said your dad was beautician
enknot: Yeah, it doesn't mean I'm genetically good at this shit dude
enknot: Look at that it's like a mound of hair
vycious: ahhh easy!
enknot: It's really him. I didn't just find some bum off the street
vycious: I'm not a bum!
enknot: Shut up bitch!
vycious: ahh!
enknot: That was an action shoot
enknot: Say my name
vycious: you are hurting me
enknot: Say my name
vycious: you are really hurting me
[laughter]
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11/30/2006 23:02 #22306
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11/30/2006 20:42 #22305
Party Party Party! My BDay Party Dec 9thCategory: fun!
This is an ad! For a PARTY!
There will be a Party of estrippian porportions! December 9th, 2006 at your favorite mansion, the (e:strip) mansion!
There will be 2 Bands and a DJ or 2. There will be no cover but some shot for sale (to cover the entertaiment and venue), there will be merriment and a noodle haired estripper who's nearly 30!... me!
The bands include
1. The Chezch Mates and
2. Passion
and no other than DJ Twist who plays the craziest dance music, and possibly an 80's set by Fen!
You can hear the passion album for free at , and you can make me very happy if you just show up and have a good time.
Lastly there will be a twister room if I can secure 4 twister boards in enough time and ensure (e:pmt) that it won't get too crazy (yeeeeeah) and a other fun games (like killer, and mumball!)
Wear something nerdy, or some pajammies, or your birthday suit since it's my birthday.
Hmm if you have any game suggestions comment me up...
There will be a Party of estrippian porportions! December 9th, 2006 at your favorite mansion, the (e:strip) mansion!
There will be 2 Bands and a DJ or 2. There will be no cover but some shot for sale (to cover the entertaiment and venue), there will be merriment and a noodle haired estripper who's nearly 30!... me!
The bands include
1. The Chezch Mates and
2. Passion
and no other than DJ Twist who plays the craziest dance music, and possibly an 80's set by Fen!
You can hear the passion album for free at , and you can make me very happy if you just show up and have a good time.
Lastly there will be a twister room if I can secure 4 twister boards in enough time and ensure (e:pmt) that it won't get too crazy (yeeeeeah) and a other fun games (like killer, and mumball!)
Wear something nerdy, or some pajammies, or your birthday suit since it's my birthday.
Hmm if you have any game suggestions comment me up...
jenks - 12/02/06 21:15
yee-haw, and I don't have to work the next day!!!! It's like my only day off in december!
yee-haw, and I don't have to work the next day!!!! It's like my only day off in december!
ladycroft - 12/02/06 19:26
i'll dance my pants off.
i also have a mint condition twister board you may use :)
i'll dance my pants off.
i also have a mint condition twister board you may use :)
kookcity2000 - 12/02/06 19:21
oh my dudeness this sounds so good
oh my dudeness this sounds so good
metalpeter - 12/02/06 19:18
I should be there it sounds like a great time, but I won't be in my birthday suit but if I was it sure would make twister interesting. I have heard of The Chezch Mates but I can't remember if I saw that at MIA or not I think I did and I think I liked them. I know you said there will be shots but will that be the only alcohol for sale (I'm picky trying to figure out what to bring))?
I should be there it sounds like a great time, but I won't be in my birthday suit but if I was it sure would make twister interesting. I have heard of The Chezch Mates but I can't remember if I saw that at MIA or not I think I did and I think I liked them. I know you said there will be shots but will that be the only alcohol for sale (I'm picky trying to figure out what to bring))?
lilho - 12/01/06 08:23
ill be there, to fulfill my position as your nemisis(if i dont have to work...). god this job is so draining. maybe i will bring a helper...
ill be there, to fulfill my position as your nemisis(if i dont have to work...). god this job is so draining. maybe i will bring a helper...
11/27/2006 08:41 #22304
Black FridayCategory: holiday
It was an amazing night of triumph and mirth, shopping and dropping, interviews and intercourse... ok not the last bit : ), but I did get a nice hoodie.
I must at some point in text describe the night, perhaps do a transcription of the vocals on the interview and the quitter video...
All in all I had a great time, I stayed up with Matt and Thomas until sometime the next afternoon, and came home with a new video card for my compy (eventhough I haven't played games on my computer in over a month!).
Next post will be about my party at (e:pmt)'s on December 9th. It'll be my birthday and the beginning of my last year as a 20 something, happiness and sadness all at the same time. I hope to see you there. Till then check out these silly videos and images
I topped it all off with a movie with (e:jenks) (Bond... James Bond). What a great weekend
Best Buy... 4:00 am day after thanksgiving. These Zombies are full of turkey
I must at some point in text describe the night, perhaps do a transcription of the vocals on the interview and the quitter video...
All in all I had a great time, I stayed up with Matt and Thomas until sometime the next afternoon, and came home with a new video card for my compy (eventhough I haven't played games on my computer in over a month!).
Next post will be about my party at (e:pmt)'s on December 9th. It'll be my birthday and the beginning of my last year as a 20 something, happiness and sadness all at the same time. I hope to see you there. Till then check out these silly videos and images
I topped it all off with a movie with (e:jenks) (Bond... James Bond). What a great weekend
Best Buy... 4:00 am day after thanksgiving. These Zombies are full of turkey
jason - 11/27/06 17:56
What kind of games are you playin?
What kind of games are you playin?
metalpeter - 11/27/06 16:55
That line is insane looking, great picture by the way. I look forward to you next post about your party and your party, that is one of many things I will be attending.
That line is insane looking, great picture by the way. I look forward to you next post about your party and your party, that is one of many things I will be attending.
11/19/2006 06:49 #22302
2 Day PassCategory: super spy
Andy. Turn right at the top of the stairs on the O'hare side of the Blue Line Western station. Next to the first bench you cross will be this emergrency device. The pass is between the panel and the backing fixture. (Look above the letters 'P' & 'U')
Go early. I don't know how long it can remain undiscovered.
Go early. I don't know how long it can remain undiscovered.
enknot - 11/19/06 11:58
I think this is my favrite post. It will only become more so if hey gets the pass and uses it today.
I think this is my favrite post. It will only become more so if hey gets the pass and uses it today.
jenks - 11/19/06 10:17
wow! that's like something out of my spy dreams. awesome. (I just like that huge button, too. Not customer assistanCE, but customer assistanT. Again, awesome.)
wow! that's like something out of my spy dreams. awesome. (I just like that huge button, too. Not customer assistanCE, but customer assistanT. Again, awesome.)
fookin funny
who's the girl in the background giggling? in my ears, that's just how I sound on tape. weird.
That was awesome
there is absolutely no way i am clicking on that video
HA HA HA, that's fucking halarious!