that's me. sorry i haven't been around.

You know
All my friends are fucking bitchs
best known for burning bridges
do you need a character witness
I say
I'm proud to be associated with you.
When I look around, I see your face in the crowd,
I see the girls are out, a lot of freaks in the house.
Le Tigre family and friends,
I hope this feeling never ends
cuz you're beautiful.
And your boss is an asshole
and I don't give a shit what the dick thinks.
We will survive as thieves we will survive as freaks.
--le tigre, TGIF


Thanks for Le Tigre on the Radio!

for all you who may know me and have been wondering where i disappeared to...

i'm back. for good. or at least for this semester. (and probably the next three...)

what's been going on here? so much has changed on this site! it's icon city. whoa. there's a lot to explore.

i'll update more later. now i want to crawl into bed. sleepy liz at 11 pm. see, i changed, too.

in keeping with the vogue of posting lists of reasons, here's a little forward that was passed to me...


12 REASONS TO BAN GAY MARRIAGE

1. Homosexuality is not natural, much like eyeglasses, polyester, and birth control .

2. Heterosexual marriages are valid because they produce children. Infertile couples and old people can't legally get married because the world needs more children.

3. Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

4. Straight marriage will be less meaningful, since Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage was meaningful.

5. Heterosexual marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; just like women are property, blacks can't marry whites, and divorce is illegal.

6. Gay marriage should be decided by people not the courts, because the majority-elected legislatures, not courts, have historically protected the rights of the minorities.

7. Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

8. Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

9. Legalising gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

10. Children can never suceed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why single parents are forbidden to raise children.

11. Gay marriage will change the foundation of society. Heterosexual marriage has been around for a long time, and we could never adapt to new social norms because we haven't adapted to cars or longer lifespans.

12. Civil unions, providing most of the same benefits as marriage with a different name, are better because a "separate but equal" institution is always constitutional. Separate schools for African-Americans worked just as well as separate marriages for gays and lesbians will.

i was looking for a book on my shelves and came across a stephen king novel, "from a buick 8."

i've never read it, but i also couldn't remember how i acquired it. so i pulled it off to check if it had any previous owner markings. opened the front cover and found....

a hundred dollar bill!

whoa. what a happy surprise. hidden cash is always nice.