The only thing groser than a shitty tortoise is a shitty tortoise who spent an hour rummaging through the compost heap.

I guess it makes sense that he loves eggshells seeing he is made of so much calcium. In the future I think I will just give him my dried egg shells.

Got to see Brian perform. The show was great. It's amazing how big the stage is and how high the ceiling goes.

Stinky had a great time out on the town at the Block Club party. I've been trying to let him out more.

Afterwards we frosted Mickey's back, ate Chilli and I got a belly rub. Was a pretty good night.

Tortoise is inside, the car was covered in hail last night. Warm weather is over ;(

It wouldn't matter if the screen was made of sapphire because I smashed my sapphire ring too. Someone needs a side job. Maybe having a bathroom floor made of rock while also being blind without my glasses in the morning isn't a good match up.