The food is really good and the atmosphere is way nicer than the Elmwood location. I would have never guessed how cute it was inside. Definately worth a visit.

What would the gay equivalent be? Maybe a sporty guy smoking a cigar in short shorts with one sweaty nut flopping out the side of his shorts?

Ate kettle corn, got some pies, ate some truffles. What it was really missing was pumpkin flavored stuff and hot cider or Glühwein. Maybe next year I should get a license and have a Glühwein stand.

He is so big. I can barely lift him with my slipped disk and all.

The only thing groser than a shitty tortoise is a shitty tortoise who spent an hour rummaging through the compost heap.

I guess it makes sense that he loves eggshells seeing he is made of so much calcium. In the future I think I will just give him my dried egg shells.