This is about me and work, not the show. Omg my work just gets better and worse everyday.


Like in, the tale of two cities, it's the best and worst of times!


People think I don't notice but I know everyone's crazy shiz and people just tell me stuff they shouldn't.

Today a customer grabbed my coworker between the legs and she liked it and sat on his lap while I uncomfortably sat rolling silverware just a few feet away. Then my coworker proceeded to pour a strong drink in front of my boss and mosey on down to the fire pit bar.


I have serious issues with this chick because she lets golfers say ad do whatever on the course when she works the beverage cart and then they come in for food and drinks expecting a show and a little slap and tickle. Um no, I can be flirty and cute but let's keep in classy.

Apparently this chick has been seen kissing the ass grabber guy... And apparently you don't get fired at my work for drinking on the job.


Bottoms up!

zooey has invited the fam and i to a popcorn sleepover... but only grams can sleep on a bed. no one else can go into zooey's room because we won't fit.

also, we are going to dance to music and stay up all night... baby raver?!

just sent out easter goodies for the babies and i got a lil something for mommy and daddy too. i now allocate at least $50 a month on these children. i love giving and receiving gifts and it's fun to be able to buy cute little girl's and baby stuff.

pretty excited about this week. gonna see an old friend i haven't seen in a long ass time and have some other fun stuff planned. i have thursday and friday offf and then work all weekend. normally i get upset about working holidaze but i'll be making the paperz and that always feels good.

words cannot express the amazingness of only having to work. i spent so many years working and going to school and spending tons on gas and go out to eat for most meals because of my hectic schedule. now i spend so little on gas and eat for free at work and rarely have to grocery shop. it's so much less stessful with only a job to worry about.

i've decided that i might stick with serving for a while... people keep quitting at work which is favorable for me because i can pick up all the extra shifts. on a good day, i can make more than i used to in a week at most of my other crap jobs.

when i do leave to search for the right career i have decided i would love to work for a company being an educator, i.e. teaching new policies and procedures or new programs. or, i would like to work for a company that produces educational materials and help develop products or sell for them. i know i can never work a job i am not completely committed to in some aspect.

for now, things have seemed to fall in my favor and it feels good! spring is seriously so beautiful here and i forget how lush and green the sonoran desert can be. i am however, so allergic to all of the damn wildflowers. it's so green right now, the mountains looks like they are covered in grass.

i'll post some photos this week when i hike.

Instagram is basically now just an extension of Facebook which really upsets me considering how much I loathe the FB.

What to do? I really should just make my profile private but I hate when other people do that becuz I love bein a creep.

Mostly I love the photos of anything fashion, nail, makeup related and various random photos as well as mostly any photos of Rihanna.

Dilemma!!!!

Went hiking yesterday on the "Lost Dog Trail", and lost our way at least 3 times. By the end of it we were by a school, had no water, and were very hungry! I never get lost hiking but trail had some many turns and not the best markers... We were going for a short hike and ended up being out there for 2.5 hrs. At least it was a lovely day and I burned those calories!

I was supposed to go to a spring training game yesterday but my friend had too much homework ad cancelled, so I had my nails done of course and met a friend for some food and drinks. There was this guy at the bar sitting next to us and he was pretty cute and flirting with us, however he was playing with his armpit hair which was odd and gross. His friend also proceeded to make several ignorant comments about small town life and I wanted to punch him.

Then I went home and ate a second dinner which was clearly a bad choice because I am still full and I have no choice but to workout now!

My mom(the wiz) has decided to take a travel job which means I am in charge of her house while she is gone. I don't have to pay rent which is awesome, because I now love to hoard and save monies. However, I am still scared of the dark and we get lots of crazy creatures out here. I will be the master I charge of all upkeep and will have to make sure the pool and landscaping are taken care of... I suppose it will be a good experience since I will likely own a home in the next 5 years...

Some lady ended up drinking at the golf club today... Mind you she did not golf or know any golfers there. She also does not live in AZ.... By the end of her visit she had broken her phone, attempted to crash the wedding we were hosting, bought stuff from the pro shop, and became overly emotional and excited about a wedding in which she knew none of the people.


One of my coworkers asked me why I was so happy towards the end of the day... He assumed I was excited about the wedding stuff. False. Weddings don't excite me. Sure I'd get excited if there was a person whom I could envision this with. I was probably smiling about something funny that had happened or about the fact that I work at the craziest place on earth.


I witnessed several different employees fighting and arguing and tons of madness and it all just makes me laugh at the end of the day. I ain't got no worries.


Just gonna make this money and forget the rest foo!


Went out for dinner last night with the fam and it was so fun! I swear I was laughing the whole time! My aunts sister has the most crazy and hilar stories... The photo split shows the cake pops she wanted to make for a baby shower and what she actually made... Alien baby cake pops!!! This image brings me so much joy and laughter every time I look at it lolzzzzzz! They are just so disturbing and funny looking... Laughter is my fav.... And work.

I also realized this morning I can do several versions of booty shakes that are quite impressive... Maybe it's all the squats or the running around I been doing but my booty looks good! Go team fitness!