
Seriously, what is with that conspiracy-theory look? I dug this pic up to see if you really had a big nose as you claimed.

You don't. Most people in that sample frame have as big or even bigger noses than you do.
Well... except for that girl who is sitting on the grass. She really does have a rather compact nose.
Well that job description was vacant after you totally wimped out! It's all your fault.
Now who's obsessed with keith?!