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06/16/2011 15:52 #54508

HTC Clock for You and Me!
Category: nerd
Ok, fast story. I just got a new phone and I can deal with juuuuust about everything new except the clock is missing and it's driving me craaaaaaazzzzzzyy, but I found this

Get the HTC clock widget on any android device


The ability to make it look how ever you want is almost enough to buy it even if you have a HTC phone already.

I put this her for you and me. I don't wanna play with my phone while I'm working so I'ma do this later and get to work curing cancer for yallz n' junk n' stuff.

06/16/2011 13:44 #54507

Paul's fat
Category: unnerd
Ha ha

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tinypliny - 06/16/11 16:29
So handsome. ;-)

05/13/2011 12:54 #54276

You Tube Monkies
Category: nerd
I got a fun error message while I was trying to find the you tubes today. Check it out.

tubey monkies
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04/19/2011 08:54 #54093

My first kiss...
Category: topicidea
...was horrible. It was with a (pardon the term) fat gurl in the library downtown. Her lip was hairy and her arms were strong. I want to cry about it every time I think of it, but I can't cry cause that'd make more of a girl than I was for kissing a mustachioed person.

Ok, you may be wondering why a young (e:enknot) was making out in the library downtown, well the short answer is I love my brother. He was hookin' up with my girl's friend and I was running interferance. Ahh, yeessss. I was trained young as a wing man, and in fires hotter than your crotch after an Artfest weekend during a condom shortage. Ok that last bit didn't make much sense.

All the same, the girl was kinda nice. She went for the bait and her friend got diddled by my brosuf in the same library somewhere else. Sadly I feel like everything that I've done with a girl the first time was horrible or disastrous this was just the first of many bad moves.

I'm uh, I'm going to work now.

It's only funny in jokes
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tinypliny - 04/19/11 17:13
No eyebrows either, apparently.
jason - 04/19/11 09:42
It is an understatement to note that your chronicling of this event (hairy lip, strong arms) turned my mood from "terminally pissed off" to something more resembling normal. Thanks, man. Feel kinda like I owe you one.

04/18/2011 17:10 #54086

bodypump again today.
Category: gym
I hate my belly. It's ugly and unbeachable. I understand that my body image issues are lame but who cares. Me... too much. That's who.

I'm going to run at the gym and then do bodypump. I'm going to try and make every session of bodypump this week, which is kinda crazy, but I don't care. There's gotta be some way to get a flat stomach after all my effort.

Ooh. So fleet feet on Delaware near Hertel has a new runners club that meets on Wednesday. I'ma go to that too. If anyone is intrested check out some details here. They look like nice people. Nice people without bellies.

The belly fatness needs to end... ingore the interesting people and look at mai bellay!
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flacidness - 04/19/11 18:41
Oh my gosh, cool pic. Do what you gotta do babe. I won't stand in the way of anyone and their own body. You can also try not eating for about a month. Try that out, that's how I lost my big belly ;)
lilho - 04/19/11 10:18
lmao!
tinypliny - 04/19/11 00:25
What is unbeachable - unbearable at the beach? Hahaha

I just looked. Your mention is only the 646th mention of this word on the entire net! ;-)
tinypliny - 04/19/11 00:21
Who are those interesting people? What is going on?! "Primal Shakespeare in the forest"???

I hate my stick-like forearms and the fact that I just can't seem to put on muscle regardless of how hard I try (I ended up gaining 3 pounds of fat by eating butter every day for the past 2 weeks but alas, those 3 pounds don't count in my muscle quest.)

I know deep down that I am not doing the specific push-ups I need to get those muscle. I lack the determination. Seem like you have found it. \m/ Go (e:enknot)! \m/ Keep us posted on the body pump mania!
libertad - 04/18/11 21:30
(e:enknot), you freak! LOL What is this? I say that with all the love.

Your bellay is fine but I understand, I got the gut too. I got to try that body pump.
paul - 04/18/11 20:27
When was that?