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03/27/2011 13:17 #53925
big lots03/20/2011 00:48 #53876
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03/19/2011 14:00 #53868
My StitchesSo about a week ago I had to have some pre-cancerous skin on my elbow removed. I guess my dark dark childhood summers and the sunburns of my post-accutane 20's had taken a toll on my skin. Anywho I had a mole removed and then they had to go deeper and wider and so I needed some stithces. The lady on the phone originally made it seem like I wouldn't be able to use my elbow afterwards (cuz that's where the mole was ) but really it ended up being not that big an area , just a few stitches and just above my elbow mostly, so just no heavy lifting or hard arm exercising for me for 2 weeks (which is my normal life anyway). Anywho that is not even the point of the story...
So I love my dermatologist and have been going to her for prolly like 10 years for all my many skin issues and so I trust her completely. But we are in the room to have it removed and she had injected and numbed the area and asked the nurse for some scalpel or something and the nurse didn't bring that size or the next smaller size so she had to to go get the right equipment. It was no big deal she just hadn't brought the bigger size cuz they thought it was a smaller area..
BUT BUT BUT the doctor then says to me "You know Murphy's Law, if something can go wrong it will go wrong" UM PLEASE don't say that seconds before you are about to cut into me. That is not reassuring. I don't care how minor the procedure don't while yielding a large cutting instrument about to enter my arm be like so casually "oh things always go wrong!" I WAS TERRIFIED...but it worked out and my arm is fine but still come on now doc.
So I love my dermatologist and have been going to her for prolly like 10 years for all my many skin issues and so I trust her completely. But we are in the room to have it removed and she had injected and numbed the area and asked the nurse for some scalpel or something and the nurse didn't bring that size or the next smaller size so she had to to go get the right equipment. It was no big deal she just hadn't brought the bigger size cuz they thought it was a smaller area..
BUT BUT BUT the doctor then says to me "You know Murphy's Law, if something can go wrong it will go wrong" UM PLEASE don't say that seconds before you are about to cut into me. That is not reassuring. I don't care how minor the procedure don't while yielding a large cutting instrument about to enter my arm be like so casually "oh things always go wrong!" I WAS TERRIFIED...but it worked out and my arm is fine but still come on now doc.
tinypliny - 03/19/11 17:15
BTW, where are the pictures?! You could be totally making this up.
BTW, where are the pictures?! You could be totally making this up.
tinypliny - 03/19/11 17:08
In fact I would worry if the doc was unduly positive, bubbly and cheerful about everything. That's not the nature of medicine/surgery at all. They would be a businessman/woman or a rather sleazy medic if they didn't spell out the probability of failure and stress the unexpected.
In fact I would worry if the doc was unduly positive, bubbly and cheerful about everything. That's not the nature of medicine/surgery at all. They would be a businessman/woman or a rather sleazy medic if they didn't spell out the probability of failure and stress the unexpected.
tinypliny - 03/19/11 17:06
hahah - its the worst case scenario. The idea is to be totally honest all the time. I used to say stuff like that all the time. It's like an internal joke. Don't worry. :)
hahah - its the worst case scenario. The idea is to be totally honest all the time. I used to say stuff like that all the time. It's like an internal joke. Don't worry. :)
metalpeter - 03/19/11 16:55
Even though we know she meant about the tool yeah that might freak me out a bit I'm sure it would............
Even though we know she meant about the tool yeah that might freak me out a bit I'm sure it would............
flacidness - 03/19/11 15:57
Yeah seriously why would you say something like that right before the surgery??? Kinda funny but not really because it's scary.
Yeah seriously why would you say something like that right before the surgery??? Kinda funny but not really because it's scary.
03/17/2011 00:02 #53853
skunkI saw a real live skunk for the first time in my life in the parking lot tonight at work. I wanted to take a picture but was afraid of getting sprayed. it was really cute though !
theecarey - 03/20/11 20:41
Skunks are cute! I see them around my place often. I've only once seen a baby skunk once, and they are head exploding cute.
Skunks don't have much (or really any) of an odor until they spray. People that keep them as pets have had their stink making sac removed.
Skunks are cute! I see them around my place often. I've only once seen a baby skunk once, and they are head exploding cute.
Skunks don't have much (or really any) of an odor until they spray. People that keep them as pets have had their stink making sac removed.
leetee - 03/17/11 12:15
Did you smell it too? Or is that just when they spray? I think there is a skunk living near our house. I returned home at 9am after a 10 hour night shift and the smell of skunk was everywhere. Yuck....
Did you smell it too? Or is that just when they spray? I think there is a skunk living near our house. I returned home at 9am after a 10 hour night shift and the smell of skunk was everywhere. Yuck....
paul - 03/17/11 00:05
They are so cute. I am sure I am allergic but we saw a documentary about a women who had like ten of them as pets including an all white one.
They are so cute. I am sure I am allergic but we saw a documentary about a women who had like ten of them as pets including an all white one.
I would LOVE to shop with you and get more cheez-its. (Maybe not the olsen twins stuff... but maybe some cheerleading bitchy movies...)
This is why I rarely go into line with Mike.
This was true even when you were a 3 year old boy.