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02/15/2011 15:07 #53618

A bit more accurate
I'm having way too much fun with this. So I grab my crotch and I say "Hee Hee"!!!

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flacidness - 02/17/11 22:10
I know!!!! When I saw the glove i was like "how did they know?!?!"
paul - 02/16/11 21:13
I love the Michael Jackson glove.
tinypliny - 02/15/11 22:00
heh I remember you are an absolutely awesome dancer. Maybe you I should mooch some dance moves off you. :)
flacidness - 02/15/11 15:52
Hell naw I didn't put on 100 pounds. I think I might have put on like 4 out something. Lol
tinypliny - 02/15/11 15:48
Yeah, that's more hep like you... unless you have put on 100 more pounds since the last time I saw you. ;-)

You need those cool shades though!

02/15/2011 14:51 #53617

I had to....
I got my android avatar. He has my widows peak and everything lol. Oh goodness these next couple weeks are going to be nuts!!!! I'm going to be in three cities in two weeks, kinda feel life I'm on tour hahaha. Its going to be Chicago, then back to buffalo again to move my shtuff and then flying down to new orleans to wurk for mardi gras. Mardi gras is over in the 8th of March then I'm back to buffalo for good. First thing I'm gonna do when I'm back is shop my ass off smoke a fatty and play video games for a day straight. See you all soon love you Buffalo!!!

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02/10/2011 21:25 #53585

people like me?
Alot of you ask probably don't know this but I was born with 12 fingers. Been looking up articles about such other cases. This is a paragraph from one of them. You probably don't know, but there are six digit people around. It pops up sporadically. There is one tribe where this happens a lot: the Waorani in Ecuador, a normal-sized people that has some among them that exhibit giant characteristics, such as six fingers, six toes, and double dentition (not all of them). They are a tribe of particularly violent South American aborigines called the Waorani. They were extremely violent: Fully fifty per cent of all deaths in the preceding five generations had been the result of homicide as the Waorani engaged in a continuous and deadly internal vendetta. Medically, the Waorani turned out to be something of an enigma: they had no trace of cancer; no cardiovascular disease; no high blood pressure; no allergies; and none of the known diseases familiar to us. Like the giants of past ages, they are physically very strong and violent.

tinypliny - 02/11/11 00:14
I would very much like to see your hands the next time I see you. :-) And maybe dance the salsa...
tinypliny - 02/11/11 00:13
Here you go: :::link:::
paul - 02/10/11 23:21
I am pretty sure I knew someone with six fingers as a kid but I can't remember who it was.

02/09/2011 21:47 #53582

Penis Days
Hokay so My penis is just as moody as a teenage girl who sparatically gets her rag. Meaning some days we get along great, we're on the same page, he's not showing off too much everythings cool. But then some days this evil creature pops up out of nowhere and wants to be seen the entire day!!!! And not in situations I really want him at his best. For example at my parents house or when I'm visiting my friends. Its not like he dosent get enough attention from me and others, he just wants to act extra and try to make me uncomfortable. The bitch. And then on others days when the situation calls and I need him to be superman, he wants to be shy and not perform. I guess I need to follow a pattern and get on a penis schedule. But then the penis wins, and I'm the man. Man supposed to be in control of the penis not the other way around. Im so confused.

metalpeter - 02/11/11 17:20
Just have to say getting one unless the pants are very tight shouldn't be much of an issue most of the time... Yeah it might freak you out a bit but will anyone really Notice?
tinypliny - 02/11/11 00:17
Yeah, very inconvenient but think of the alternative - messy cycles involving ridiculous quantities of blood every lunar month!
paul - 02/10/11 23:51
Since I started being old it doesn't happen much anymore, but I hate getting a boner in an awkward place.
metalpeter - 02/10/11 17:04
Sounds like this song by Ice T called "Evil Dick" well it was by his Heavy Metal band Body Count really I think..... Sounds like you mind and desires and hormones aren't in agreement I have no idea how common or not that is...

02/08/2011 15:02 #53570

Tell me why should I care, I'm doing my hair
When I get stuck just thinking about you...... Back home although I'm well received, I can't help but feel sad. Some if my friends tell me lastnight that I don't seem the same. I guess its a bad thing. My mind us still in upstate New York, I'm already missing my mother and family back home, and my friends aren't the same either. These last few weeks really opened my eyes to what's more important to me and I'm nut ruining from it anymore. My next month is going to be crazy. But in a good way. I'm moving back to buffalo and then going to New Orleans for a few weeks for mardi gras. Its gonna be all night!!! Thanks to my friend I got to see while I was home, and I will see you all in a few. I'm sure with more crazy new orleans stories. Love yall ;) xoxo

libertad - 02/09/11 10:32
Awesome! I'm glad you are coming back. Buffalo needs you!

paul - 02/09/11 00:36
See you soon!