Hokay so My penis is just as moody as a teenage girl who sparatically gets her rag. Meaning some days we get along great, we're on the same page, he's not showing off too much everythings cool. But then some days this evil creature pops up out of nowhere and wants to be seen the entire day!!!! And not in situations I really want him at his best. For example at my parents house or when I'm visiting my friends. Its not like he dosent get enough attention from me and others, he just wants to act extra and try to make me uncomfortable. The bitch. And then on others days when the situation calls and I need him to be superman, he wants to be shy and not perform. I guess I need to follow a pattern and get on a penis schedule. But then the penis wins, and I'm the man. Man supposed to be in control of the penis not the other way around. Im so confused.
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02/09/2011 21:47 #53582
Penis Days02/08/2011 15:02 #53570
Tell me why should I care, I'm doing my hairWhen I get stuck just thinking about you...... Back home although I'm well received, I can't help but feel sad. Some if my friends tell me lastnight that I don't seem the same. I guess its a bad thing. My mind us still in upstate New York, I'm already missing my mother and family back home, and my friends aren't the same either. These last few weeks really opened my eyes to what's more important to me and I'm nut ruining from it anymore. My next month is going to be crazy. But in a good way. I'm moving back to buffalo and then going to New Orleans for a few weeks for mardi gras. Its gonna be all night!!! Thanks to my friend I got to see while I was home, and I will see you all in a few. I'm sure with more crazy new orleans stories. Love yall ;) xoxo
02/01/2011 18:14 #53531
Oh dip!!!TK Robinson (@boomsheeqa) has shared a Tweet with you:
"Sexstrology: A Leo is God's gift to sex"
--http://twitter.com/Sexstrology/status/32426946914680832
I mean this just kinda goes without sayin. For all my estrip Leos, make sure they recognize!!! And if you have a Leo close, who you thinkin about sexin. Go for it but beware we good at the slap and tickle.
"Sexstrology: A Leo is God's gift to sex"
--http://twitter.com/Sexstrology/status/32426946914680832
I mean this just kinda goes without sayin. For all my estrip Leos, make sure they recognize!!! And if you have a Leo close, who you thinkin about sexin. Go for it but beware we good at the slap and tickle.
01/31/2011 15:46 #53521
Uncle TKIts sooo werid being called that, it makes me feel old but sweet. I spent a whole day with kids yesterday becasue they all wanted to hang out with uncle TK. The oldest is 19, theres two that are 14 and they go on lower from there. We played Kinect and and of my Nephews made me pancakes it was really really awesome. Bee Tee Dubbs if you all havent played kinect yet, get on it!!! its soo much fun, the dance game is amazing!!! Made my body very sore today. Well it could have been that or the three some i got into lastnight. I still got it. One of the boys claimed he was "Bi" not gay but whatever I've heard that song and dance before. Anywho after a couple of tough days with the Fam it seems like we are all getting back to normal. I love you Buffalo. xoxo
metalpeter - 01/31/11 18:43
Well it is possible to be Bi but who knows what the full truth is the person may not even really know that them selves yet...
In Terms of being and uncle it doesn't mean you are old it just means a sibling had a kid... Now when there is a big age difference or a bunch of kids things can get odd... For example I went to school with someone (may he rest in peace) who as a kid was someone Uncle and and the kid was younger then is Nephew... How that happened I have no idea.......
Well it is possible to be Bi but who knows what the full truth is the person may not even really know that them selves yet...
In Terms of being and uncle it doesn't mean you are old it just means a sibling had a kid... Now when there is a big age difference or a bunch of kids things can get odd... For example I went to school with someone (may he rest in peace) who as a kid was someone Uncle and and the kid was younger then is Nephew... How that happened I have no idea.......
01/23/2011 23:54 #53487
CrazinessIt's nuts how when you come home really good things, happen and really bad things happen. It's nothing like double murder to shake things up. Kinda don't know how to think right now.not even sure if I can sleep tonight. I really love all my friends and family, and hope that we stay in each others lives happily. Just felt I should say that because I keep forgetting howlife iss short and tomorrow its not promised to any us. Grab the love you love and squeeze tight!!! Xoxo
flacidness - 01/25/11 15:32
I definetly knew all of them, haven't seen them in about six months, since the family reunion in chicago. I will tell you more when I see you.
I definetly knew all of them, haven't seen them in about six months, since the family reunion in chicago. I will tell you more when I see you.
paul - 01/24/11 21:47
Wow, that is crazy - who was it? Someone close?
Wow, that is crazy - who was it? Someone close?
Just have to say getting one unless the pants are very tight shouldn't be much of an issue most of the time... Yeah it might freak you out a bit but will anyone really Notice?
Yeah, very inconvenient but think of the alternative - messy cycles involving ridiculous quantities of blood every lunar month!
Since I started being old it doesn't happen much anymore, but I hate getting a boner in an awkward place.
Sounds like this song by Ice T called "Evil Dick" well it was by his Heavy Metal band Body Count really I think..... Sounds like you mind and desires and hormones aren't in agreement I have no idea how common or not that is...