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09/30/2010 20:35 #52862

API LaborWorkX Etime Sucks
Category: web
This company I work for recently bought API LaborWorkX etime - time tracking software in order to do time tracking and payroll. As a professional web programmer, I can say this is some of the worst web software I have ever seen.

First of all, the system only works in Internet Explorer and seems to have been designed that way. The UI is also beyond quirky and dated with heavy reliance on split frames.

This is their website
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This is what you get for your million (i'm guessing) dollars.
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Just check out those icons
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As I said before it does not work in any browser besides Internet Explorer. I wanted to investigate why and found that on every page it loads up this seriously ancient javascript browser detection library but never really needs it because it blocks non Explorer agents on the server side.

The interesting part is that the code reads like a historical compendium of what was the web between 1999-2001. The are references to mac 68k, windows 3.1, vax, vms, irix, etc.

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Here is the whole thing in a PDF ::READ PDF::

To make it worse, most of the code on that script is commented out. Then why freakin' load it on every page load! If that glaring mistake didn't catch any sort of code review, it makes me think the entire application is probably full of crap speghetti code, copy and pasted from all over the internet.

The whole system seems so rickety. Search for them I found some org has their system on the internet which is even scarier considering how sketchy the code might be if there is the likes of the script above lying around. You can see their browser detection script in action there

In the end this is why I never trust websites with big glossy pictures of people. For some reason business people seem to think they are the best image but to me they scream lipstick on a pig.
paul - 10/15/10 12:55
This is an interesting follow up post (e:paul,52952)
tinypliny - 09/30/10 22:43
Those big glossy heads are from Madame Tussauds. You can tell by the way they look so fake. Maybe its cheap to photograph them because real people might want some hefty royalty to be splashed all over the web endorsing crappy products.
tinypliny - 09/30/10 22:38
Seriously. Who makes these decisions?! The interface is SO counterintuitive, they have been forced to push it back several times because people are so confused. And look at all the time spent training ad nauseum.

What a colossal waste of time, money and energy!

Sometimes I wonder if the intention is to just bankrupt the institution with dated pieces of proprietary junk and force employees to think backwards. And as we know, some of them won't even blink before accepting all of this without a second thought because they don't know any better and/or worse, don't want to learn or open their eyes.

Proprietary/Paid is NOT the best solution. WHEN will they learn??! Its 2010. Are all of these decision makers are no doubt caught in the 70s. I look at the intranet and that's about the only thing that is modern about the WHOLE of the institute's web presence.

09/29/2010 13:42 #52856

Blue Fin Bistro on Elmwood
Category: food
The food was tasty. I am a fan of the mixed Asian cuisine. I had fried rice and the nigiri lunch special. The menu was overwhelmingly similar to the one at Wasabi. Either they are related the menus are prefab for Asian restaurants, or they totally ripped them off.

The food was really yummy. I would totally go back.

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paul - 09/30/10 00:58
Ya, its the old brodo spot between blockbuster and spot on elmwood near cleveland.
lilho - 09/29/10 22:28
did that used to be brodo???
tinypliny - 09/29/10 13:50
What is the nearest cross-street?

09/28/2010 12:40 #52847

Ace of Diamonds
I love gems, so the opportunity to dig up came up I jumped on it. (e:terry) and I spent Sunday afternoon smashing up rocks with sledgehammers in the hopes of locating crystals.

It is hard freakin work. In the first half hour we found like 20 gems. After that it went downhill and we spent like 2 hours smashing rocks to no avail.

I left the one big crystal we found in the matrix to remember the hard work.

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And the video

tinypliny - 09/29/10 13:52
That seems like too much work. How do you stop yourself from smashing the crystals themselves? If they are not diamonds, they can't be that hard to smash accidentally, can they?
paul - 09/28/10 23:13
I have found a new obsession :::link:::
paul - 09/28/10 23:11
They are not real diamonds. There are rare double sided quartz crystals. Mine are worth like $40.
tinypliny - 09/28/10 22:29
Was "Make money! Lose Stress!!" the tagline?
tinypliny - 09/28/10 22:28
Are they real diamonds?! And they let you keep them? How much do you pay upfront? Do you plan to sell them? How much are the ones you found valued at?
mrmike - 09/28/10 14:09
How very cool

09/28/2010 11:44 #52846

New Haircut
Category: haircuts
I am not sure how many more possibilities there are.

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tinypliny - 09/28/10 22:26
You have excellent hair and skin. I wonder if all that organic food has something to do with it...

09/26/2010 17:36 #52840

House For Matthew
Category: houses
Not even sure where I took this pic - I think it was in Herkimer - but I made (e:terry) pull over because I knew (e:matthew) would love this house both in style and color.

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tinypliny - 09/28/10 22:30
If that top room with the 8 windows has a place to sleep, I would rent it.
matthew - 09/27/10 11:02
I like it, let's move.
leetee - 09/26/10 23:10
omg. i'm with my hubs and with (e:Matthew)'s taste. beaUtiful.
mrmike - 09/26/10 22:28
Sure Grandpa Munster wasn't in the basement?
uncutsaniflush - 09/26/10 19:11
It's a great looking house. Thanks.