
The people parking can't even figure out how to maximize the space they have. Like how is the black car going to get out.

Here you get to find out how.
If you really don't think parking on the grass is an issue, why don't you park on your giant parking lot on North Street?

Another one just did the same thing, but even worse. When we had multiple cars we would just move so the other person could get out. Instead, they do this.
I seem to remember there is a reason why this will never happen, but there really needs to be some sort of divider right on the property line with a sign on your side that says "Private Property Absolutely No Church Parking or Standing".
I was thinking about this when I walked by with Otis this morning and all I could do was shake my head.
As annoying as all this must be to you, it is highly entertaining to watch. Sorry. :^)
Why don't you burn all of this in a CD and send this to the mayor's parking law office or the office that bans things like furniture in the porches etc.?