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01/14/2010 02:40 #50815

phone sex
hokay so good times on the phone I tell ya. How does normal 'i haven't seen you in so long' turn into 'i wish I can help you out of those tight pants'? And two nights in a row!!! With the same person though since I'm such a lady :p I have never really done it over the phone before and it was pretty hot. I did learn you gotta stick to one hand phone the other goes to work. Switching them mid session can get really messy! And now with these camera phone I mean penis was everywhere! We both had fun and a date for slap and tickle soon. :)and his girlfirend wants to watch I forgot to mention that...... How do I get myself in these situations?
metalpeter - 01/16/10 13:26
Well I guess I'll follow up the question of the photos and video are they on RedTube? or phonebin? Ha. Hey it sounds like you had a lot of fun and are going to have more soon. That is assuming the phone servives, HA.
joshua - 01/14/10 18:04
Scandalous
lilho - 01/14/10 11:34
what?????
james - 01/14/10 08:42
What, no pictures?

01/09/2010 13:04 #50779

the 30's suck
hokay so I know you all up there are going through it with the weather and I do wish I could brag and say how nice it is in the dutty souf! But I would be lying. It sucks down here too! In the 30s feeling like 18. That's crap! I don't remember it getting this cold last year down here. I'm not pleased. :(
jenks - 01/11/10 16:11
I agree with lib. When I lived in NOLA, when it got into the 60s people would be getting out their down jackets. But seriously, those houses are not built for cold. Even if it didn't go under 50, you still don't want your house to be 50 degrees. There were some mornings I could see my breath- IN MY BEDROOM.
lilho - 01/10/10 22:06
i would like to brag and say, what's up 70 degree weather???? oh wait, i'm living in it. holla! however the people here suck and i might trade a snowman suit for that...
libertad - 01/10/10 10:51
In defense of the south, they really don't have the heating systems that we do and many people are probably freezing cold in their homes.
theecarey - 01/09/10 13:27
Everyone is experiencing "cold" temps across the USA.

So you can brag anyways, after teens and single digits (and wind, ice and snow) the 30s would feel soooo good to us right now.

tell me more, baby.

12/25/2009 15:46 #50655

Drag queen talk
I come home from work right, and I find Syreena's number in my house. So i go to Lervern and ask 'whats this about why do you have Syreena's number here?' he says
-Aww baby one of her friends gave it to me i wasn't gonna call her
-If you wasn't gaonna call her why didn't you throw the number away?
-I just forgot baby thats all
-O.k. baby go ahead to work
I didn't want to mess with him before he had to go make that paper ya know. So i call that hoes house, her roomate kelly picks up the phone
-Hello?
-Hello how you during? My name is Bliss is Syreena home?
-oh no she's not here right now. she went out of town til tuesday
-til tuesday huh? well thats unfortunate becawuse i really need to speak with her. Kelly Im gonna leave my number with you and if Syreena dosent call me back by wednesday I'm gonna assume you didn't tell her, then I'm gonna call back and have questions for you o.k.?
-O.k. i will tell her
-thank ya honey
So thursday im going to the club and I see Syreena just hop in the car with this trick. I walk up to the car before they take off and tap on the window (tap tap tap)
-Uh Syreena can I talk to you for a minute?
she hops out the car
-Sure Bliss whats the Tee?
-What is your phone number doing at my house becasue you didn't give it to me?
-oh girl i was just palyin, he's just my friend it was noffin like that.
-No me and you are friends and you didn't give me yo numba??
-Girl I don't even think Levern is cute he aint doing much with himself anyway
-Oh so now you gonna dis my man to my face huh??
-Girl I don't even have time for this i gotta...
-Oh no baby you got nothin but time!!
I tapped on that mans window (tap tap tap) he looks at me
-I'm sorry sir but Syreena's gotta go, You have a nice evening now!
I was getting to the bottom of this shit!!
Random story i heard from my drag queens friends I found hella funny, thought I'd share it.

tinypliny - 12/25/09 21:09
This is proving very tough to follow so I am not even trying.. haha

12/25/2009 15:24 #50654

we need a little christmas
happy holidays everyone from the dutty souf!!!! hope everyone spending it with the ones they love! I sure am... I miss you all sooo much !!
metalpeter - 12/25/09 19:22
Thanks and Merry Christmas to you
terry - 12/25/09 19:19
Merry merry Christmas!

You have any more details about your upcoming trip? We're so excited!

12/02/2009 22:32 #50444

HO HO Hello!!
Greetings from the dutty south. It's starting toget cold down here now and I am not a fan!!! One would think living up north so long this cold weather would not bother me down here. SIKE!!! It's wet, windy and cold...yuck! I'm over New orleans now but i can't leave :( My sister is down here having a baby in a few months and im really her only family member down here to look after her. it's a boy she named Preston, I'm looking forward to htis boy getting about 4 or 5 years old he would be just old enough to shake up some martinis when uncle T.K. comes over ;) I had a blast with my boys when i was up there in october and missed the hell out of them so much so i'm heading back up there in january about the third week or so to see them again and finally see my mother!!!! I'm hoping that everyones thanksgiving went well and everyone is enjoying the holiday season, the season for giving and caring. I have a new job now and some new friends. It's funny how many people stick by your side when your down and you swtich jobs, people can be so ugly It's really a shame. Stratch'em off life's too short for petty folk. Anywho I've slipped up and had sex with a female a couple weeks ago, my gay card has officially been taken away now. Poo.
One gay adneture i went on was to this gay club called fusions I've should have known too many of my fellow black people especially being gays, don't know how to act. So a fight breaks out in the parking lot one butch girl against two flaming queens. Now girlfriend is holding her own during battle, so one of the flamers leaves the fight pushes through the crown picks up his drink off the ground dumps it out and starts peeing in the cup! Puches back through the crowd towards the fight (pause). Now already im thinking 'no no no no no' but yup (unpause). The flamer tosses the fresh piss in the girls face!!!!! A hush falls over the crowd and no one moved. She hold her arms out away from her body and screams 'what is this?...Is this piss muthafucker is this piss?!!!!' and the flamer screams back 'thats right bitch,thats right bitch. Piss in yo face bitch!' flamer runs and the butch girl runs right after him and thats the last we saw of them. Now i do remeber mentioning before that the pickings were slim down here, yeah no joke. i have really nothing to work with down here, obviously because i sleep with a girl. Bout a bitch. So i have vowed to myself to never have se again until i really fall for someone and they fall for me back. Who knows how long that will take but im willing to do it. My goodies are mine and mine alone now.
In other newss i finally have a facebook so you all can see my recent pics if you like. I'm trying to get with technology now stop being such a damn hippie. The name is Timothy Robinson (full name) or my email adress which is Kentlklub@yahoo.com check it out. I think thats all i have to say for now. Love you Buffalo and I'll see you soon-TK
metalpeter - 12/13/09 11:51
1. I'll look you up on facebook
2. Somehow I missed this when you first posted it
3. nothing wrong with having sex with a girl if you are also into that
4. The piss story is crazzy
A. How did the girl know it was Piss?
B Really did some one else do something like that before to her?
5. I wonder if those two where exlovers or something, in any event that is crazy
tinypliny - 12/03/09 19:28
You post such wild stories. Hahaha
terry - 12/03/09 11:58
I love that story lol.

Excited for your visit as always...and to hear details about the recent upheaval, in jobs and friends. Miss you.
heidi - 12/03/09 08:56
Your bi card is here and ready for you. :-)