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05/13/2010 17:34 #51550

no more New Orleans
After my first night sleeping in Chicago and going to my new job filling out the paperwork, it finally set in. Damn it feels good, not that i didn't enjoy my time down south, but i was over it after a while. I really don't have much else to say besides im terribly excited about it, and as i do any new place i move to im gonna grab it by the balls and shake it! i am happy to be back around the following things i was missing in new orleans. be offended if you must ;)

1.people who know how to dress
2.a city that that recycles
3.80% of the people speaking proper english
4.most of the people here do not weigh 280lbs
5.a lot fewer uglies in general
6.the summer wont frizz the hell out of your hair
7.public transportation is very reliable
8.the general education level is above an 8th grade level
9. i wont get questions like "do you know where i can find a fake I.D. for my daughter?"
10.better gay scene for sure!

Thats just to name a few.... So no more south for me, iim glad i got out and honestly will never live down south again too HOT!!!. i would visit for sure though ;)

paul - 05/13/10 21:49
Sounds like a fun place. Glad you got out before a hurricane throws oil all over the place.
jenks - 05/13/10 19:46
ha, I hear you.
I had a great time in New Orleans, and I wouldn't trade the experience for anything. But, I could never live down there "for good".
tinypliny - 05/13/10 18:50
LOL - a lot fewer uglies?

02/17/2010 17:48 #51029

it's over!!!!
I'm not sure if it's my age or me being over the south in general, but I'm sooooo glad mardi gras is over. I mean it was fun and their is one night I can't remember but I'm tapped out. New orleans and I have run it's corse, so I'm moving to Chicago now. The city is beautiful, the education is going to be so much better and they recycle!!!! I can't wait to go it's going to be pretty exciting!!! I'm at work now about to fall asleep!!! Wish me luck!!! Love you buffalo
jenks - 02/19/10 23:25
ha! are you following me? I moved to chicago from NOLA. Loooove chicago.
metalpeter - 02/18/10 18:23
Well Mardi Gras here is like one day, it isn't like living there through parties and boobs and dicks out all over the place from what I have heard. Hope you like Chicago.
james - 02/18/10 12:18
Mardi Gras is a good time to finish with New Orleans.

Likewise, International Mister Leather will be a good time to finish with Chicago. imrl.com
tinypliny - 02/17/10 18:58
Really? They don't recycle? Well, then you have NO option but to move,

Best of Luck! :)
libertad - 02/17/10 18:25
Best of luck! Hope that Chicago is awesome for you. Maybe someday (e:mike) and I can go there for a weekend and you can show us Chicago's best. I seriously don't get the south and their aversion to recycling. It just doesn't make sense not too when it is so easy and costs the city less.

01/20/2010 16:23 #50865

I must be getting old....
hokay so as we all know a few years ago this wouldn't be an issue, but know I'm nervous as a mofo to have a threesome. After another semi phone sex session, the young man tells me his girlfriend really wants to join! Before I would be like oh hell yeah shamone in hop in. But now I realize I haven't done a threesome in many many moons. I mean years, it's been since I lived in Buffalo before NYC!!!! What if I'm rusty?! It's not as if I'm scared because the girl is there. I just had a girl solo a couple months ago, and it was enjoyable it's because it's three people. That's a lot of energy!!! I mean these phone sex sessions are really hot! When someone tells you they want to be your private liittle bitch or filthy cum filled little cock whore. The pressure is on. So I'm gonna do it any way not too sure about the cum filled part though. I have about 7 weeks to work up to it. I'm no whimp I'm taking it on! But safely. Wish me luck!
libertad - 01/21/10 13:37
Your journal makes me feel dirty! Actually I enjoy it especially while I am working. Actually I'm on lunch but I'm still at work. Never done the threesome thing, not sure if I can handle it even if it does seem fun.
metalpeter - 01/20/10 18:56
Well I can admit that I have never had one in any form, yeah my life sucks. But to he honest as much fun as a couple sounds I don't know if I could really do it, I could at least try, I would love to try. Well I hope you all have a great time and you 3 have many more.

01/14/2010 02:40 #50815

phone sex
hokay so good times on the phone I tell ya. How does normal 'i haven't seen you in so long' turn into 'i wish I can help you out of those tight pants'? And two nights in a row!!! With the same person though since I'm such a lady :p I have never really done it over the phone before and it was pretty hot. I did learn you gotta stick to one hand phone the other goes to work. Switching them mid session can get really messy! And now with these camera phone I mean penis was everywhere! We both had fun and a date for slap and tickle soon. :)and his girlfirend wants to watch I forgot to mention that...... How do I get myself in these situations?
metalpeter - 01/16/10 13:26
Well I guess I'll follow up the question of the photos and video are they on RedTube? or phonebin? Ha. Hey it sounds like you had a lot of fun and are going to have more soon. That is assuming the phone servives, HA.
joshua - 01/14/10 18:04
Scandalous
lilho - 01/14/10 11:34
what?????
james - 01/14/10 08:42
What, no pictures?

01/09/2010 13:04 #50779

the 30's suck
hokay so I know you all up there are going through it with the weather and I do wish I could brag and say how nice it is in the dutty souf! But I would be lying. It sucks down here too! In the 30s feeling like 18. That's crap! I don't remember it getting this cold last year down here. I'm not pleased. :(
jenks - 01/11/10 16:11
I agree with lib. When I lived in NOLA, when it got into the 60s people would be getting out their down jackets. But seriously, those houses are not built for cold. Even if it didn't go under 50, you still don't want your house to be 50 degrees. There were some mornings I could see my breath- IN MY BEDROOM.
lilho - 01/10/10 22:06
i would like to brag and say, what's up 70 degree weather???? oh wait, i'm living in it. holla! however the people here suck and i might trade a snowman suit for that...
libertad - 01/10/10 10:51
In defense of the south, they really don't have the heating systems that we do and many people are probably freezing cold in their homes.
theecarey - 01/09/10 13:27
Everyone is experiencing "cold" temps across the USA.

So you can brag anyways, after teens and single digits (and wind, ice and snow) the 30s would feel soooo good to us right now.

tell me more, baby.