I was cleaning the attic with
(e:terry) in prep for the new roof and
found a couple surprises.
1. The squirrels have eaten have re insulation which I think leads to
number 4.
2. A new sumac tree started growing in the chimney and was removed.
3. Who the frick, fucked in my cage? I never had sex in there but
someone at one of our parties must have and left a yellow used condom
in it which melted to the floor. Thanks jerk. At first, it just
looked like some debris so I picked it up to throw it out. It then
melted to my hand as it has somehow started to degrade. Ya I had to
use mineral spirits to remove it, yuck.
4. Just when roadkill started to get cliche, I bring you attic kill.
I wondered where those flies were coming from.
Wow - I can never trust ATMs in general after I read that people rig them to scan your card when you put it in.
Before, it doesn't dispense - trust me I tried.
As in, it was in the state when you walked up to it or after you put your card in?