It makes me a terrible person in a way, but ever time I see this banner ad I crack up.
First of all, it is your dads funeral kid, could you have at least not worn a brown sweater with your black jacket.
Second, what is up with the widow? This looks like a promo poster for a movie about a woman who seduces rich men and murders them to collect the inheritance. And what is up with those praying mantis glasses? Is she an aviator about to chase the Red Baron after the service lets out.
My sides hurt.
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I love this ad02/18/2009 17:58 #47801
Dinosaurs Fucking RobotsI started getting misty eyed browsing this new site.
Please, RSS Dinosaurs Fucking Robots. For the children.
Please, RSS Dinosaurs Fucking Robots. For the children.
02/15/2009 16:43 #47757
Why the Buffalo News SucksI will keep this short and just give you two reasons.
The NYTimes has been giving Zilly Cakes more coverage for her Obama/Lincoln cupcake portrait than the Buffalo News.
And then I saw this on the Buffalo News. This is part of a 2008 retrospective of best cartoons.
Buffalo Wings? That isn't even a clever play on words. Are you trying to say that Tim Russert's virtue is somehow related to bar food? It doesn't make any sense!
What is wrong with you?
The NYTimes has been giving Zilly Cakes more coverage for her Obama/Lincoln cupcake portrait than the Buffalo News.
And then I saw this on the Buffalo News. This is part of a 2008 retrospective of best cartoons.
Buffalo Wings? That isn't even a clever play on words. Are you trying to say that Tim Russert's virtue is somehow related to bar food? It doesn't make any sense!
What is wrong with you?
iriesara - 02/17/09 00:11
yeah, that's pretty bad. unfortunate, too. Tim Russert was one of my favorites. I watched Meet the Press every Sunday morning for almost 10 years until he died, it's just not the same. I was totally devastated when he died. I found out while I was on lunch break and came back to work a little drunk and crying.
yeah, that's pretty bad. unfortunate, too. Tim Russert was one of my favorites. I watched Meet the Press every Sunday morning for almost 10 years until he died, it's just not the same. I was totally devastated when he died. I found out while I was on lunch break and came back to work a little drunk and crying.
tinypliny - 02/15/09 22:10
Ah... wiki'ed him and this leapt out.
(Russert's) "history of coronary artery disease led to a myocardial infarction with the immediate cause being an occlusive coronary thrombus in the left anterior descending artery resulting from a ruptured cholesterol plaque"
Isn't the wings sauce 3/5ths butter?
Ah... wiki'ed him and this leapt out.
(Russert's) "history of coronary artery disease led to a myocardial infarction with the immediate cause being an occlusive coronary thrombus in the left anterior descending artery resulting from a ruptured cholesterol plaque"
Isn't the wings sauce 3/5ths butter?
tinypliny - 02/15/09 22:03
Who is this Russert? He looks like someone who might come to take you to hell.
Who is this Russert? He looks like someone who might come to take you to hell.
02/15/2009 13:31 #47755
Make My Head GrowI have a new favorite game.
It is called Make My Head Grow. At a Nordic gaming festival game programmer extraordinaire, 2dboy, was given 48 hours to conceive, design, and program a game. And thus Make My Head Grow was born.
The game is simple. You are in a box and your opponent is in another box. You have to push his box off the ledge by pushing your own box against his. But you don't foolishly do it with your pathetically small arms. No, you have to do it by slamming your head against your own box. To get even more momentum you can slam your head into the ground to make it swell to even greater inertia filled sizes.
Take a look at the gameplay
It is simple, and enjoyable. But the real action is when you push your opponent off the ledge. You are then treated to the finest tune ever written.
super awesome
It is called Make My Head Grow. At a Nordic gaming festival game programmer extraordinaire, 2dboy, was given 48 hours to conceive, design, and program a game. And thus Make My Head Grow was born.
The game is simple. You are in a box and your opponent is in another box. You have to push his box off the ledge by pushing your own box against his. But you don't foolishly do it with your pathetically small arms. No, you have to do it by slamming your head against your own box. To get even more momentum you can slam your head into the ground to make it swell to even greater inertia filled sizes.
Take a look at the gameplay
It is simple, and enjoyable. But the real action is when you push your opponent off the ledge. You are then treated to the finest tune ever written.
super awesome
tinypliny - 02/15/09 13:36
Maybe the creator can see the future of our race populated with species with huge heads and fine music.
Maybe the creator can see the future of our race populated with species with huge heads and fine music.
02/13/2009 13:51 #47745
Zilly CakesThe property management company who ran my last apartment has been renovating a house on the corner of elmwood and lafayette for a few years now, never quite finishing it seems.
Since the end of summer there has been a sign, saying that Zilly Cakes was coming soon. I thought that it might be some chain bakery I had never heard of. Every time I would walk by it I would think to go to the listed website, but forget by the time I got back home. Then I just happen to see an article on them for making an Obama cupcake portrait.
So I go to their website and it turns out Zilly Cakes is owned and ran by Zilly Rosen in our own Buffalo. She has had the garage portion of the building rezoned so she can have a bakery and shop. Check out some of her work
She won a gingerbread house contest in 2007 with this
When she does open she will make cakes to order, teach classes, and sell baked yummy goodness. From the site:
Yum. Yum.
Since the end of summer there has been a sign, saying that Zilly Cakes was coming soon. I thought that it might be some chain bakery I had never heard of. Every time I would walk by it I would think to go to the listed website, but forget by the time I got back home. Then I just happen to see an article on them for making an Obama cupcake portrait.
So I go to their website and it turns out Zilly Cakes is owned and ran by Zilly Rosen in our own Buffalo. She has had the garage portion of the building rezoned so she can have a bakery and shop. Check out some of her work
She won a gingerbread house contest in 2007 with this
When she does open she will make cakes to order, teach classes, and sell baked yummy goodness. From the site:
Our retail line includes a fresh cupcake bar, icing shots, naked cakes (rated G of course) and cupcake flights in our special tasting booth that last 1 hour and that you can book in advance. In addition to cupcakes individually or by the dozen, we'll have a small but incredibly artistic and delicious line of decorated cookies, miniature cakes, and little stacked cakes for sale
Yum. Yum.
james - 02/14/09 12:05
Ya, cupcakes are so pase. You knew their moment had come and gone when the NYTimes style section dished about them.
Zobar, that is the very blog I saw this in. It is a bright spot in my day.
Ya, cupcakes are so pase. You knew their moment had come and gone when the NYTimes style section dished about them.
Zobar, that is the very blog I saw this in. It is a bright spot in my day.
zobar - 02/14/09 10:32
She just did one for the Smithsonian:
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[Aside: Feel free to peruse the rest of Cake Wrecks :::link::: ]
- dpk
She just did one for the Smithsonian:
:::link:::
[Aside: Feel free to peruse the rest of Cake Wrecks :::link::: ]
- dpk
jason - 02/13/09 15:54
PS - I'm glad they're doing something constructive with the building, definitely. Great reuse. It used to just be a place to buy crappy shake.
PS - I'm glad they're doing something constructive with the building, definitely. Great reuse. It used to just be a place to buy crappy shake.
jason - 02/13/09 15:51
No kidding. I wonder if she made the chocolate and raspberry mini-birthday cake I bought from Dolci. If she did, oooooooh.
Next time I'm in NYC I definitely am going to one of the cupcake joints.
Thanks for the heads up James!
No kidding. I wonder if she made the chocolate and raspberry mini-birthday cake I bought from Dolci. If she did, oooooooh.
Next time I'm in NYC I definitely am going to one of the cupcake joints.
Thanks for the heads up James!
mrmike - 02/13/09 15:30
She's a friend. Her operation springs out of Dolci at the moment. The whole staff is doing a cupcake installation at the Smithsonian of that portrait.
She's a friend. Her operation springs out of Dolci at the moment. The whole staff is doing a cupcake installation at the Smithsonian of that portrait.
hodown - 02/13/09 15:22
Jason- Gourmet cupcakes are all the rage. Come to NYC there are a million cupcake places here..
Jason- Gourmet cupcakes are all the rage. Come to NYC there are a million cupcake places here..
jason - 02/13/09 14:37
Wow, those cakes look incredible. Oh God, not gourmet cupcakes too, sweets are probably the one vice I've been able to control!!!!!
Wow, those cakes look incredible. Oh God, not gourmet cupcakes too, sweets are probably the one vice I've been able to control!!!!!
"a woman who seduces rich men and murders them to collect the inheritance" I am still laughing. LOL
Clearly what happened is the Dad dies leaving no money for the poor little boy to buy a tie for the funeral.
Awesome!
I was cracking up before I even got to your commentary. Yeh, she looks sinister, like she knows exactly what is in store for her bright and financially secure future now that her hubby is dead.