I am thinking about being Freddy Mercury from queen.
So last night was Bad Boy Bill at Madmoiselles Gentlemen's Club

that I wrote about in
(e:paul,45944) The atmosphere was so weird. The club is one big dance hall with a dual cat walk and stripper poles. The women were actually pretty okay to good looking. Not what I expected. Although, honestly I was surprised that only 2 women out of all of them did no have cellulite despite being skinny (with curves). Is it a genetic thing or an age thing? Do all women have it and I just never saw that many of them so clothesless?
The women can't get really naked. Not only do they where outfits but hey have these weird nipple shapped bandaids on their nipples. Its not like in Canada where I saw the male strippers. I imagine the female ones are crazier in Canada too.
The fact that most people were there for dancing and not for the strippers made it all such a strange atmosphere. At first I felt weird dancing because the strippers are dancing but as the music got better most of the crowd started to dance. The problem is it was dancing on carpet. I hate dancing on a carpeted dancefloor. No pun intended.
Broke my glasses on a stripper
So
(e:enknot) gave me a dollar to give to a stripper and I tried. First, he and
(e:Terry) went then I went to give her a dollar and when she moved her breast hit my glasses and broke them. She was like, "I think I am breaking you glasses." I am such a dork. I later noticed you are supposed to take them off. I guess you live and learn although I don't know the next time I will go anywhere, where the drinks cost so much and are so weak.
Notice the missing pads.
thanks for picking us up!!!
Thanks (e:paul) and (e:terry) for picking us up so late at night and waiting patiently in the car for us so we could get our luggage. Thanks for the welcome home (e:matthew). It is nice to be home believe it or not.
welcome home (e:mike) and (e:Libertad)!