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10/14/2008 19:35 #46117
Recycling a JokeDMILF
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10/13/2008 12:45 #46089
ZOMG!
This concludes my journal.
ajay - 10/14/08 12:32
In Soviet Russia, the food plays with you.
In Soviet Russia, the food plays with you.
metalpeter - 10/13/08 19:06
Tiger Cubs are about the cutest cubs around. I just hope that monkey if he does that continues to do so over time because if that connection is lost he might become dinner to even that cub as a young tiger.
Tiger Cubs are about the cutest cubs around. I just hope that monkey if he does that continues to do so over time because if that connection is lost he might become dinner to even that cub as a young tiger.
jim - 10/13/08 13:12
Needs to be holding a wolf pup in the other arm...
Needs to be holding a wolf pup in the other arm...
10/13/2008 11:43 #46085
HELL YA!It is a post-apocalyptic world down here. None of the businesses in this building are open and I think I am the only one here, at least the only one on this floor.
So I am doing work with music blasting, doing little dances as I get up to get a stapler or something. And life is just grand.
Of corse, being that upbeat about the plague killing everyone else in the building is odd when you have large windows looking out to a normally busy street (which is also dead during the lunch hour). Yup big fat lady, I know you saw me shaking my thang while putting letters into the folding machine. You can stare, but you aren't going to have nearly as much fun as me.
I hope everyone else got the plague and is home enjoying themselves.
So I am doing work with music blasting, doing little dances as I get up to get a stapler or something. And life is just grand.
Of corse, being that upbeat about the plague killing everyone else in the building is odd when you have large windows looking out to a normally busy street (which is also dead during the lunch hour). Yup big fat lady, I know you saw me shaking my thang while putting letters into the folding machine. You can stare, but you aren't going to have nearly as much fun as me.
I hope everyone else got the plague and is home enjoying themselves.
10/12/2008 20:12 #46078
Lazy SundayJim hates some of my favorite foods. So occasionally I make something so delicious he can only throw up at the mentioning of it. Today, for example, I made stuffed eggplant.
You peel the hard skin of an eggplant, cut it in half length wise and hollow it out.
Take the eggplant meat and put it in a food proceccor with a whole spicey as you can stand it pepper some egg whites. I ground some oats up in a coffee grinder because wheat sucks and added that in too.
Put the mixture inside the eggplant, put in a pan with a dolop of olive oil. 350 degrees for an hour.
It should be golden brown on the top. Prinkle some minced parsley and lemon juice on top.
yum, yum.
You peel the hard skin of an eggplant, cut it in half length wise and hollow it out.
Take the eggplant meat and put it in a food proceccor with a whole spicey as you can stand it pepper some egg whites. I ground some oats up in a coffee grinder because wheat sucks and added that in too.
Put the mixture inside the eggplant, put in a pan with a dolop of olive oil. 350 degrees for an hour.
It should be golden brown on the top. Prinkle some minced parsley and lemon juice on top.
yum, yum.
drew - 10/12/08 20:39
sounds good.
sounds good.
10/12/2008 17:54 #46076
It hurtsholy crap
come on Jason. Look at those dark, bedroom eyes, those eyebrows you could just latch onto. This man is the very personification of sex.
Haha. Okay, this is one of those ironic jokes, right? I hope? Heh heh?
Dungeon Master.
The other one... well, I'm just not ready to talk about it yet.
Does DM stand for "Dead Man?" or "dungeon Master?"