I hold back all intelligence and assert my belief that it it the same hairy, googly-eyed, fang-baring, snickering beast that has been lurking in my basement, creeping out of dark places purposely within my view (and within my reach) on several occasions this year. It makes an appearance and disappears all within the short time frame that includes, "gasp", "panic", "full-body sense of terror", "disgust" idling down to "why don't I have something in reach to kill it with", to "it likely has something within ITS reach to clobber me over the head with".. to "run Carey run, don't stop, don't turn around just get the hell out of the basement" and about an hours worth of "shivers" ewwww!
And so that whole line of action/inaction/psychological break-down works for the interim, until hygiene etiquette reminds me that I must go and do more laundry. No wonders that over time I have accumulated what seems like 397 pairs of socks, and about an equal amount of underwear and bras. Why subject myself to the beasts lair any more than absolutely necessary, right? eekkkk!
I don't like to kill spiders/bugs etc in general, and yes, I am rather apprehensive to scoop (shovel, forklift?) this one up into a bucket, or try to suck its massive body through a vacuum hose. I can just envision its fat yet muscular body getting jammed followed by getting pissed, followed retaliation, followed by my (fat but muscular, ha) body being jammed into the same said vacuum hose.Although this recent encounter led to the same pathetic reaction from me, this time, after my breathing returned, I ran and grabbed my camera. I needed proof. (proof of sanity, insanity?)


notice how the pholcidae, "daddy long-legs" dangling immediately in the background is dwarfed by comparison!

As I write, it continues to live, breath and eat small mammals while waiting my return...
my boyfriend claims it is a wolf spider. What is your guess?
It reminds me of that crazy one we found on my garage that one night (e:paul,32722)
sorry for the delay!
(e:mike), He needs someone to snuggle up to during these cold nights. I bet he'd keep your toes warm while in bed(now that thought makes me shudder, I'd die instantly if it was in my bed.
I'm all for making cash off this little frightfest, (e:mrmike). A percentage of that $9.50 would make me feel a little less traumatized!
(e:libertad), haha, I wonder what kind of response I would get if I called to inquire about a 'humane trap for a spider'..would be funny to try it. I think it will be easier to just move. Somehow I think burning the house down would end up very much like what (e:metelpeter) described as a cartoon. As for my cats, I couldn't put them at the risk of being that spiders snack!
(e:tinypliny) I cant fathom the thought of there being more than one of these things lurking anywhere, especially in my vicinity, but if it is a wolf spider, they are indeed native. I'm trying to be nice to it, I cant have its large extended family knocking on my door!
ew ew ew
That Reminds me of this great cartoon (think it was what lead into roger rabbit ) Called in incy wincy spider. The exterminators trying to kill a spider (think I have the right name and story it was so long ago) wind up destroying the entire house and at the very end the spider is still alive. I do have a maybe practical Idea let your cats follow you into the basement and see what they do to it, assuming they don't run the other way from it, ha.
And yikers. I am freaked out. This thing is in Buffalo along with its chums and family.. EEKS.
That thing looks like a rainforest specimen!! Did you go on a trip to a tropical forest recently? It could have traveled in your luggage then! Trap it and donate it to the zoology/Entomology department at UB or somewhere!
absolutely horrifying! I think you should burn your house down to make sure it is gone for sure and just rebuild from there. ;) I wonder if there are humane traps for spiders?
Holy shit- that thing is insane!!
get it behind glass and I can get people to pay 9.50 to see it.
OMG i would die