re James' latest post, which is a missed connection with at least a bare minimum of details.
Why do they usually sound like this?
I saw you at [vague location
starbucks], you were [vague description
standing by the wall] and you [vague action
glanced at me]. If you're interested, please [ironic demand for specific details
email me an exact description of what I look like] so we can connect!
That's hilarious! I was totally taken off guard! hahahaha
lol
watch a lot of porn.
Watch out for the endearing antics of burglars.
That actually turned out frightening instead of funny :)