06/16/2008 19:11 #44671
look what god did to us manCategory: weather
Tequila & pomegranate with hail. [Two icecubes from the freezer and one from Upstairs.]
- Z
06/03/2008 22:12 #44535
food for thoughtCategory: dang
We have not had a president with facial hair in 100 years. The last president with a moustache was William Howard Taft [1909]. The last president with a beard was Benjamin Harrison [1889]. The last president with sideburns [muttonchops] was Chester A Arthur [1881].
- Z
05/25/2008 16:30 #44448
ughCategory: computers
I've got an original MacBook [2GHz Core Duo, 1GB RAM, 80GB HD (20GB free)]. If I upgrade the RAM to 2GB and the drive to 120GB, would that be sufficient to run Fusion + Vista?
Also, Latvian music is crap [see below].
- Z
05/25/2008 13:42 #44445
cultureCategory: music
Every once in a while some weird fucker will ask me about Latvian culture. And I sort of look at my shoes and mumble something about vodka because the truth is so much more depressing
- Z
05/24/2008 10:05 #44437
$1000000 ideaCategory: food
The graduated butter dish. Think about it:
You go to make yourself some toast in the morning, but the butter dish is empty. You take a stick of butter out of the box. Perhaps you notice the clever lines on the wrapper that tell you how much stick is in a tablespoon before you take it off and throw it away.
Lunchtime rolls around and you're making mac & cheese. You look at the box: '2 tablespoons butter.' You look at the full stick of butter in the dish, and think back to the wrapper which is now in the garbage and covered with coffee grounds. You dismiss thoughts of using a tablespoon measure. You're about to wing it until you start thinking about it Too Much: would that be cube-shaped or slightly smaller? You have another wrapped stick of butter, but you know if you cut it open it'll taste like fridge before you use it again.
The Zobarware Graduated Butter Dish: It has lines on it.
- Z
It so crazy that we got no hail here.
Now that looks like a good idea.
alchohol abuse by god. geez man.