a couple of my friends and i went out to some dive bar last night and after a few drinks i got a great idea that we should all go to a strip club. anyone who knows me, knows how much i loooove strip clubs.
So I called Marvin to see if he would be willing to meet us. even though he had to work at 6 am today he was a was a good sport and came out. maybe the hint that if I was toasted and horny he might get some action was an incentive.
we' ended going to 24 karat gold. the strippers were not all that bad, certainly not like colony lounge, but they were expensive. since when did they start charging per person for lap dances? it used to cost for couples the same as they did for one person, but now they charge $44 for a couple! and seeing that by the time the lap dances rolled around, i was wasted, i saw nothing wrong with paying for a lap dance the first time around and having marvin pay for the second one right afterward. that's $88 for two songs worth of entertainment. $88 for like 6 minutes plus like $20 for tips!!!
plus, the ATM there charges $10 to get money out! and i used the ATM twice!!
AND with all the drinks and tips and a table dance...ugh, i don't even want to look at my account today. i don't want to know how much money i spent.
i also ran into a chick i went to high school with, who has been working there since high school. can you imagine working at a strip club for 12 years?? granted she was a bar tender and not a stripper, but still.
but we all had a great time. i haven't been to a strip club in years, so for the amount of fun we had, i'd say it was worth it. it certainly wasn't like a canadian club, since nothing can compare to the wonders that go on there, but it wasn't bad. poor marvin was so sick today. he had to work a double today, starting at 6 am. we didn't get home until close to 4. he didn't finish working until 8pm tonight. ugh, i can't imagine what he was going through.
today i went and bought an xbox. i've been wanting one for so long, and finally i'm going to be able to play oblivion.
booze, strippers and video games....who could ask for a better weekend.
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strippers and hangovers05/16/2008 17:34 #44370
"crazy" computer eating ants!
"They’re voracious eaters, hairy and just about unstoppable."
Scientists are unsure of their origin and have had to recognize them as a new species and think they have been brought to Huston by a cargo ship. No article I found lists exactly where from they think they arrived. They're called Rasberry ants after a local exterminator that was the first in trying exterminating them. They're also called crazy ants because instead of marching in a single straight line, like so many ants do, they just swarm everywhere without any apparent rhyme or reason.
"They take over whole neighborhoods sometimes. There are just thousands and thousands of them all over the property."
Apparently, they're so bad ass, that they eat fire ants, that Texas is known for. They also eat little wild chicken hatchlings too. But the craziest thing is, is that they eat electronic equipment, like computers, fire alarms, gas meters, pumps at sewage pumping stations, televisions, etc...
"They do get into electrical outlets and boxes,"
apparently they're attracted to the wiring and chew through it whenever possible.
and they're super smart too. after spraying pesticides, they use the dead ants as makeshift bridges, by piling them up and traveling over the dead bodies in order to cross the pesticide treated surfaces.
better make sure you check your phone receiver before putting it to your ear.....ewww.....
libertad - 05/17/08 16:06
I saw that. Seems very scary to think of that spreading all over the place. Seems like a cheesy thriller.
I saw that. Seems very scary to think of that spreading all over the place. Seems like a cheesy thriller.
05/01/2008 08:48 #44202
posted from new phoneI am writing this using transcriber at worKS a lot better on this phone than or my other one. [can write right on my screen in cursive or by printing and it does a good job if recognizing my hand writing. so felly I shouldn't have a problem with texAing except that it has a hard time recognizing commas and periods and they end up looking like paranthesis and L' s Its actually Kind of cool coz I can sit in a meeting and hand write notes onto my screen and it looks like I have some Kind of futuristic device. I'm going to attach a picture fvith my phone a minute ago r lets see now well it looks online
05/01/2008 06:48 #44200
ok, i feel guiltyso i'm changing my mind. my mom is making me feel guilty. i feel guilty for leaving roswell, for leaving my bosses.
i'm not going.
i'm not going.
tinypliny - 05/02/08 21:31
If you really really want to do it and are feeling conflicted, I think you should follow your heart.
You said you might be part-timing. Is that a feasible option?
If you really really want to do it and are feeling conflicted, I think you should follow your heart.
You said you might be part-timing. Is that a feasible option?
metalpeter - 05/01/08 17:24
I'm confused I thought you said you where going to try doing both. I can't tell you what is best for you since their are lots of things to consider like where you would live and all that kind of stuff. But from what you wrote it sounds like you could have tried to do both and I hope you try to do both.
I'm confused I thought you said you where going to try doing both. I can't tell you what is best for you since their are lots of things to consider like where you would live and all that kind of stuff. But from what you wrote it sounds like you could have tried to do both and I hope you try to do both.
libertad - 05/01/08 14:04
Im glad your staying.
Im glad your staying.
jenks - 05/01/08 08:29
well... does it have to be all or none? Can you TRY, like you said? do both for a while and see how it works?
I don't envy you being stuck in that spot.
well... does it have to be all or none? Can you TRY, like you said? do both for a while and see how it works?
I don't envy you being stuck in that spot.
mrmike - 05/01/08 07:45
I think you are entitled to do for you, regardless of what anybody else has to say. If that is what will ultimately make you happiest, follow that road.
I think you are entitled to do for you, regardless of what anybody else has to say. If that is what will ultimately make you happiest, follow that road.
james - 05/01/08 07:30
but...but... who will smuggle back that Chilean Viagra?
but...but... who will smuggle back that Chilean Viagra?
05/11/2008 18:48 #44312
susan g komen breast cancer luncheonmy mom and i went to the susan g komen breast cancer survivor luncheon yesterday. since my mom is now an official roswell employee she got to go for free.
it was so touching and moving, that i cried though nearly the entire thing. i went to this last year as a representative for my research study as my boss was the keynote speaker and since she couldn't make it this year, i was the only one from my research team holding down the fort. we are funded partly through a susan g. komen grant and so it was important that someone went to show our appreciation for the wonderful organization. i was disappointed that so few roswell employees attended, especially since we didn't have to pay for it (usually it's a $25 ticket price). there were only 3 nurses from the breast clinic and no other research personnel. i mean, who wouldn't want to go to a free lunch? especially since it's so pretty and yummy! i was expecting other people who recruit breast cancer patients to studies there, but alas, i was greatly disappointed and somewhat embarrassed.
there were about 500 people in attendance and i got to see some of my study participants and other roswell patients and some of my coworkers. the food was really good. better than expected. i got a picture of the salad and desert, but forgot to take a pic of the entree. the table setting was beautiful, swimming in a sea of pink. pink punch, pink napkins, pink balloons, pink programmes, pink baskets, and pink attire by just about everyone attendance. everyone got a pink pearl bracelet as a party favor (although i'm sure it's not REAL pearl it still looks real enough).
the chief surgeon of our breast cancer clinic, dr. edge, got an award for being an outstanding medical professional, which was great, because he had no idea until he got there and found his whole family there that he was the recipient. he was at a loss for words, and if you know dr. edge ((e:jenks)) you know that he's NEVER at a loss for words.
it was kind of cool that i got to sit next to two nuns during the lunch. i tried to milk them for all kinds of information.... like do they get emails from the pope.
apparently, information gets disseminated through the bishops, so no, there is no system-wide distribution list for emails from the vatican to all of it's employees.
i also asked if you could become a nun even if you're no longer "pure".
she said that you certainly could. i'm trying to look into job prospects in case this epidemiology gig doesn't work out and i managed to fit in a few questions as to how their sisterhood recruitment is doing these days. as you might imagine, not so good. but since the church eased up their requirements of being "pure" (of body and soul) in order to become a nun, they are getting more older women entering the convent than ever before. also, she said their recruitment efforts are going much better in third world countries and developing countries than in western ones. hmm.....i wonder why ;)
mary alice demler from channel 2, mc'd the event, as she does every year. she is so sweet and personable. i also won a gift basket from the raffle, which makes it two years in a row! all in all, it was a wonderful event.
afterwards, we stopped at aldi's and although i like the store for its weird european cheap food, i was weirded out by this bacon i found on the shelf. shouldn't bacon be refrigerated? how much chemicals does it take to make bacon non-perishable?
it was so touching and moving, that i cried though nearly the entire thing. i went to this last year as a representative for my research study as my boss was the keynote speaker and since she couldn't make it this year, i was the only one from my research team holding down the fort. we are funded partly through a susan g. komen grant and so it was important that someone went to show our appreciation for the wonderful organization. i was disappointed that so few roswell employees attended, especially since we didn't have to pay for it (usually it's a $25 ticket price). there were only 3 nurses from the breast clinic and no other research personnel. i mean, who wouldn't want to go to a free lunch? especially since it's so pretty and yummy! i was expecting other people who recruit breast cancer patients to studies there, but alas, i was greatly disappointed and somewhat embarrassed.
there were about 500 people in attendance and i got to see some of my study participants and other roswell patients and some of my coworkers. the food was really good. better than expected. i got a picture of the salad and desert, but forgot to take a pic of the entree. the table setting was beautiful, swimming in a sea of pink. pink punch, pink napkins, pink balloons, pink programmes, pink baskets, and pink attire by just about everyone attendance. everyone got a pink pearl bracelet as a party favor (although i'm sure it's not REAL pearl it still looks real enough).
the chief surgeon of our breast cancer clinic, dr. edge, got an award for being an outstanding medical professional, which was great, because he had no idea until he got there and found his whole family there that he was the recipient. he was at a loss for words, and if you know dr. edge ((e:jenks)) you know that he's NEVER at a loss for words.
it was kind of cool that i got to sit next to two nuns during the lunch. i tried to milk them for all kinds of information.... like do they get emails from the pope.
apparently, information gets disseminated through the bishops, so no, there is no system-wide distribution list for emails from the vatican to all of it's employees.
i also asked if you could become a nun even if you're no longer "pure".
she said that you certainly could. i'm trying to look into job prospects in case this epidemiology gig doesn't work out and i managed to fit in a few questions as to how their sisterhood recruitment is doing these days. as you might imagine, not so good. but since the church eased up their requirements of being "pure" (of body and soul) in order to become a nun, they are getting more older women entering the convent than ever before. also, she said their recruitment efforts are going much better in third world countries and developing countries than in western ones. hmm.....i wonder why ;)
mary alice demler from channel 2, mc'd the event, as she does every year. she is so sweet and personable. i also won a gift basket from the raffle, which makes it two years in a row! all in all, it was a wonderful event.
afterwards, we stopped at aldi's and although i like the store for its weird european cheap food, i was weirded out by this bacon i found on the shelf. shouldn't bacon be refrigerated? how much chemicals does it take to make bacon non-perishable?
metalpeter - 05/12/08 19:15
So I really like the picture of you two ladies, she doesn't look quit how she does on the news. In terms of the the nuns I have a guess as to why overseas is better. To say women are more liberated here isn't correct but it is close. The system that would take women to the nun hood i think has changed in this country and there has kinda been a Church backlash and the boy molesting doesn't help either. I think that in America Times have changed the most. I think that tradtions in other countries are stronger then here, and people hold on to their traditonal beliefs. But it is just a theory.
So I really like the picture of you two ladies, she doesn't look quit how she does on the news. In terms of the the nuns I have a guess as to why overseas is better. To say women are more liberated here isn't correct but it is close. The system that would take women to the nun hood i think has changed in this country and there has kinda been a Church backlash and the boy molesting doesn't help either. I think that in America Times have changed the most. I think that tradtions in other countries are stronger then here, and people hold on to their traditonal beliefs. But it is just a theory.
fellyconnelly - 05/12/08 08:51
oh that bacon... probaly horribly bad for you, but when is bacon ever good for you?
Imagine..crispy bacon in 5 seconds... now mind you this is not the bEST tasting bacon - but it is definetely bacon. And quick/easy.
oh that bacon... probaly horribly bad for you, but when is bacon ever good for you?
Imagine..crispy bacon in 5 seconds... now mind you this is not the bEST tasting bacon - but it is definetely bacon. And quick/easy.
imk2 - 05/11/08 22:41
i didn't necessarily mean you tiny, when i was talking about roswell people not being there. i was referring to the people who actually work in the breast clinic with the patients, who see them on a regular basis. but you would have enjoyed it. maybe next year?
i didn't necessarily mean you tiny, when i was talking about roswell people not being there. i was referring to the people who actually work in the breast clinic with the patients, who see them on a regular basis. but you would have enjoyed it. maybe next year?
tinypliny - 05/11/08 22:30
For whatever reason, I thought this luncheon was next Saturday. Yeah, don't even ask. :/ Anyway, good to know that you were there in flying colours for the rest of us dull folks who didn't make it because of lame reasons.
For whatever reason, I thought this luncheon was next Saturday. Yeah, don't even ask. :/ Anyway, good to know that you were there in flying colours for the rest of us dull folks who didn't make it because of lame reasons.
libertad - 05/11/08 20:50
Interesting that you would post that bacon in this journal about breast cancer. I had chicken that was packaged like that and it made me feel sick. Trust me I didn't buy it. my roommate accidentally took home someone's groceries and that was in it. It really wasn't worth bringing it back so I kept it in case of a nuclear catastrophe or something. Anyways I got hungry and had no food in the house and I ate it. It was effing gross. I really think I felt the free rads running through me after I ate it.
Interesting that you would post that bacon in this journal about breast cancer. I had chicken that was packaged like that and it made me feel sick. Trust me I didn't buy it. my roommate accidentally took home someone's groceries and that was in it. It really wasn't worth bringing it back so I kept it in case of a nuclear catastrophe or something. Anyways I got hungry and had no food in the house and I ate it. It was effing gross. I really think I felt the free rads running through me after I ate it.
strippers creep me out. but yay for xbox!!
An (e:strip) trip to a strip club sounds awesome. I'm glad You had a great time. I think I have been to 4 strip clubs and never been to the ones in the falls. The ones in Toronto are tame compared to the falls ones in the words kinda of a dancer in TO no going on stage or having water poured on your boxers on the girls looking down your boxers is GTR still open. The only thing that I can think of that would have made your weekend better would have had the strippers strip as you played Grand theft Auto or some game you like.
wow... sounds like I missed out... I was on call and at work til 1am, bleh....
glad you had fun, though!
Mademoiselle Folies Bergere is a descent place.
I think we should have a (e:strip) venture to the "ballet" sometime.
Good for you
You are going to hate me most heartily for this. But this needs to be done. Since I think this is a worthwhile cause (and there are 90 days to a return), I am going to plunge right in, without regard to the consequences.
Have you registered?
You know what I am talking about.
too funny - last night I went to colony for the first time, never even knew it was there! terrible! there's no point to strip clubs here, gotta go to Sundowner!